I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2! — Page 116

Oh danmag, I only drank half a box of wine.

jag, that's terrible! I hope he's ok. At least he didn't wreck the car.

Schmerg, I love Lucille Ball.

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I love Lucy too Schmerg

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Tofu- Girl you are too much. :) Let this be a lesson to you. Although it may be fun to put random, strange objects in your mouth, it can lead to unpleasant consuquences.

JAG- Of course I noticed that you were gone! :)

clever, Woodchuck is draft cider. It comes in a lot of different flavors and is absolutely delicious.


There was nothing ugly and obnoxious about Lucy! I think she was that rare mix of gorgeous and brilliantly funny. HUGE compliment. In my opinion, only Madeline Kahn (my personal favorite) came close to her.

Yeah, he's fine, if not COMPLETELY STUPID. I gave him a lecturing though, and he claims he didn't feel a thing so he thought he'd be okay. Of course. Luckily, he isn't actually my boyfriend, just a kind of friendboy with favors, so I'm not all that concerned (at least it's better than his LAST mugshot, which was before I knew him. Hahahaha). I still have a major crush on that other guy who I have nothing in common with. *swoon*

luscious, those are the fun kinds of crushes! Screw people who actually like me...I'll take the ones who completely ignore my existence.

Although it may be fun to put random, strange objects in your mouth, it can lead to unpleasant consequences.

Girl don't I KNOW it!!! The things that wind up in my mouth...good gracious. And I mean that in a strictly non-whoring way...well maybe a little whoring .

Jag, your friendboy is, for the lack of a better word, SPECIAL!!! I bet your lecture went in one ear and out the other. Don't beat yourself up too bad about your decisions in men, we ALL make ludicrous decisions in others at times. It goes with the territory of being human.

So I start my clinicals next week and god help me but I keep having almost the same dream (for nearly 3 nights now) that I'm working at the hospital just doing my job as usual and all of a sudden I'm pulled into a supply closet by some nameless faceless girl and she literally just has her way with me. There's no talking and it's dark. When it's over she pushes me out of the closet and sends me on my merry way without a word and I have to do the "walk of shame". Hmmm...I wonder what Freud would think of that one? I think I've been watching too many Grey's Anatomy re-runs.

Oh and speaking of crushes I actually prefer the one's where you don't actually know the person, like at all. You might see them at the coffee shop or they come into your place of work all the time but you have yet to actually engage them in a conversation. Sometimes if I get to know my "crush" I wind up disappointed because when we haven't met I do the whole swooning girly thing and imagine that they're well traveled, read wonderfully poignant novels and have an enigmatic air about them. But then if I talk to them I found out that they've only been to Hoboken, only know the ins and outs of John & Kate's relationship, and there's absolutely nothing mysterious about them, except for their unwavering obnoxiousness. Wow I've obviously got some issues to work out about that huh?

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Updated On: 8/21/09 at 05:44 PM

Hey, hey, hey. Now in my defense I said only knows about such things. Stock, you've got plenty more knowledge under your belt believe me. Ohhhh did you see the interview on ET with that hussy who claims that John basically said that he loved her then dumped her via text and now she feels embarrassed because "everyone" knows about it? The only reason anyone at all knows about that is because she's on the bloody TV talking about it.

See I keep up with John & Kate too .

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Updated On: 8/21/09 at 07:23 PM

I'm a big fan of crushing on strangers too. There used to be hot guys that came into work that I refused to help, because I didn't want to actually converse with them and ruin the mystique. After all, I wouldn't want to get to know them and then find out they have three different mugshots chronicling their life.

Hahaha, I'm such a freak. I've only had two real 'crushes' and one weird semi-crush on a guy I didn't really know that lasted about two weeks. Of course, I feel especially creepy given that I'm seventeen and I've had a crush on the same dude since I was thirteen-- but I'm really not a romantic person, so it's really more of a back-of-the-mind kind of thing. Mostly, we're just like great friends.

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No one get me wrong...I love Ricci and Page! I was actually really excited to hear it! It's interesting to have some critique who has no previous knowledge- it's kind of freeing!

I love Lucy...pun intended. I actually did a project on her in 3rd grade. I dressed up as her and everything! Love Madeline Khan too!

I agree about mysterious crushes...my friends and I give them their own little names. I was digging "Art Boy" for a while (fell for him when I saw him walking to art class, hence the name). My friend actually gave me a fake poem from him with my birthday present? Creepy? Maybe a little. :)

I went to the Gap today because my friend told me that they are having this HUGE sale. Buy one sweater, shirt, or t-shirt and get another FREE. WOWZA! I'm not a major Gap fan, but I pretty much fell IN LOVE with the softest sweater-hoodie EVER! But alas, I couldn't find another sweater I wanted. And the one I liked was 60 freaking dollars. Ha! But my friend and I are smart. He wanted two sweaters only to realize that the cost of the more expensive one and the cheap one free would make the cheap one more expensive than what is was selling for! So we combined sweaters and he bought the cheap one on his own. When we were at the counter and the lady was ringing up the cheap sweater she told him it was also a part of the sale, so he got the same sweater in black for nothing! For some reason I feel like we beat the system and I'm all proud...but right now I'm wearing the softest sweater in the world, regardless!

I didn't really follow that gap sweater story. Maybe I need another coffee.

I totally have a crush on an inappropriate guy.

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I'm Baaaaaaaack!

well, I got back last night, but I went right to bed...
how is everyone?

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