For the love of all that is holy in the world!!!! God it feels like forever since I've posted on here. I mean Jesus I've missed new people joining, Danmag bashing for drinking, the HOT pictures that we seem to get around to every few weeks. DAMMIT!!!
I've just been really busy with work because this guy was being an Egyptian camel's penis (let the imagery sink in) and he just up and f*cking quit last Monday and since we're understaffed anyway and I seem to be the only one who isn't dragging around an oxygen tank, have most of my mental faculties, and am down right responsible I had to cover all of his shifts for the week. I mean HELL YES!! for the crazy amount my check is gonna read in 2 weeks but dear god they're trying to kill me. The main thing that irks me about this "Egyptian camel's penis" is the fact that he's cute, like really cute. Even though I'm gay, I can't even lie about that. The boy is fine!!! Perfect skin, teeth, facial hair even his breath smelled good, like honeysuckle or something. Is it weird that I've been that close to him? Whatever, but the bad thing is that he is all too aware of the fact that he's cute. Dumb and as useful as a rock on a salad plate but I'll be damned if he's not handsome. He's the kind of guy that knows he's hot and uses it to skate through life without actually putting in any effort or taking pride in his work. I had to rant and rave for a second because I've been working straight since last Monday, even the weekend, so I'm really tired and I have to be in tomorrow at 11 so Hoo-motherf*cking-Ray for that!!!!!
Ok let's see if I can do a mini recap:
Jazz, I'm very pleased to have you with us and to see that you're NOT an idiot unlike most of your male counterparts. I'm always pleasantly surprised when men have more to offer than ways of trying to get me smashed at the bar. Like an intelligent conversation that somehow doesn't lead to me saying "Thanks for the drink but I think I'm gonna pass on your penis tonight."
Frapperia, welcome. Any friend of Weez' is a friend of mine, so you're stuck with me whether you like it or not.
Weez, I love your avi. Chip'n'Dale was one of my favorite Disney shows. Well that and Gummy Bears..."Gummy Bears bouncing here and there and everywhere..." Anyone? No?
Jag, because of you I just might go out and find some Woodchuck and give it try one of these days.
Now for the HOT photos: I've been listening to my vinyl collection so please bear with me on a few of these...
Anne and Nancy Wilson circa 1977
Robert Plant...I was trying to figure out what was in his pants but...
Rose Byrne
Alison Sudol (A Fine Frenzy)...You know me and red heads.
Eric Dane, but it's kind of a given that he's sexy right?
I'm listening to Erasure's "A Little Respect" right now so I'm amped up on 80s music at 1 in the morning. Good night all.
Have a wonderful day everybody.
XOXO
TOfu
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
Updated On: 9/28/09 at 01:23 AM