Kels, I really, really hope your mom is alright! I'm a huge dog lover, but you're right...they shouldn't have a pet if they can't control it. Sad all around.
Maisie, I'm sorry about Skipperdee! He was so adorable. But now he's in a better place, running around with all my dead pets, and everyone else's.
Schmerg, congratulations! I'm really excited for you! I bet Narnia is a really, really fun show to do.
Weez, that teddy bear is GROSS. Our body expels that **** for a reason. Nastiness.
My friend has a Russian tortoise that she got from a breeder in Pennsylvania. That tortoise has been around for years and years... and she's very easy to take care of. The only problem is trimming the toenails, because they have blood vessels in them. I've pet-sat her tortoise loads of times.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
Aw, get Henry a lizard! They're easy to take care of and don't hang on for years.
Russian tortoises are awesome, by the way. My dad's a big reptile lover, and he got one five years ago from...somewhere (underground tortoise ring?). It was sickly, apparently, and he nursed it back to health. Anyway, I love that thing. He's very surprisingly cute.
My girl cat wails so loud when I clip her nails, you'd think I was skinning her. She's super squirmy and I'm so afraid I'll hurt her, but I just do whatever I can and get the rest later. I feel bad betraying her trust when she rubs up on my leg or sits next to me...I'm grabbing her and clipping nails as fast as I can.
I had the vet do it once but they charged me $15. I'm cheap.
Had an awful day yesterday (basically I effed up my finances and got a lecture about it from my stepdad and my best friend) but you know what will knock you out of your "life-sucks" mode.... running into the hot guy you have been flirting with and getting a big hug from him Seriously this guy is Chilean and smokin' hot and just seems to get hotter....
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!"
-Kermit the frog"I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P."Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu""...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu
After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
In drama class yesterday, a mouse ran across the floor in the house of the theatre where we were sitting, and EVERYONE flipped! 'Twas hilarious!
"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim
I can tell you at least one thing that might help with that. I do believe they said that the Heath Bar Sundae has more fat than any other dessert of any other restaurant. Does that help? :)