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#3376

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Posted: 10/2/09 at 9:12pm

I almost got run over while walking on the sidewalk in front of a grocery by a redneck in a beatup turquoise pickup truck... just thought I would share!

"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"

"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu

#3377

happiness :D

Posted: 10/2/09 at 9:35pm

That might have been me....sorry.

"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

#3378

happiness :D

Posted: 10/2/09 at 9:41pm

HAHAHAHA! Daymaker, right there.

Also, today my German class had a mock debate and election. And the Nazi party won. I'm not even kidding.

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#3379

happiness :D

Posted: 10/3/09 at 7:43am

"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

Updated On: 6/11/20 at 07:43 AM

#3380

happiness :D

Posted: 10/3/09 at 8:36am

Good for you, Maisie!! WORK IT, GIRL! BE FIERCE!

"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

#3381

happiness :D

Posted: 10/3/09 at 8:45am

Oh my gosh, Maisie, that is awesome! Have fun!

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#3382

happiness :D

Posted: 10/3/09 at 12:56pm

Schmerg!! Congrats :)

danmag- LOL

Mais- Yay that's awesome!!! :)

#3383

happiness :D

Posted: 10/3/09 at 2:00pm

Because when I think of danmag, the next thing that comes to mind is 'redneck'.

schmerg, that is totally awesome and well deserved!

mais, I can't wait to see the ads!

"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim

#3384

happiness :D

Posted: 10/3/09 at 2:30pm

All of this homecoming talk makes me wish that my school ACTUALLY had a homecoming

.

Do guys not mature? For real? I was really hoping that guys would mature past high school, but so far... it isn't looking that way. Not all guys are bad though, and I would definitely do a long distance relationship with both Weez and JAG, but I'm not so sure that my parents would approve of that one

. Seriously though, I'm sure the two of you will eventually find the right man for you. True love comes at the most random times and when you least expect it... Mr. Right will randomly pop up in the middle of nowhere and you will suddenly forget about all of the Dbag guys that tortured you to the point where you wanted to change your sexual orientation. (Who knows...he might appear today).

"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.

#3385

happiness :D

Posted: 10/3/09 at 2:51pm

Schmerg, that is amazing! I'm so proud of you!

Maisie, what fun! I can't wait to see the pictures!

Jazzy, guys that are immature at your age will PROBABLY never be mature. There are the few exceptions, however. Guys are either mature (like you) or immature (like the other 98% of the population.)

KFTC!!!!!

#3386

happiness :D

Posted: 10/3/09 at 6:43pm

Jazzy, why can't all guys be like you? What's really been annoying me lately is when the guys say "That's gay.""This is gay.""Blah blah gay." Oh really? I was not aware that everything in the universe has a sexual preference.

I am getting ready for my friend to pick me up so we can go to another friends house and we'll all get ready for homecoming. I am very excited. :)

#3387

happiness :D

Posted: 10/3/09 at 8:08pm

Girls!!!

Updated On: 10/3/09 at 08:08 PM

#3388

happiness :D

Posted: 10/4/09 at 11:39am

My mom was bit by a dog while running this morning. She is fine as far as I know.... they called the sheriff and my mom is on the way to the ER to get the bite checked out.... I am trying not to freak out.
The dog that bit her (he also jumped on her last year) is one of many dogs that run around this property without leashes (and ironically his name is fluffy).... I am sorry (and I love dogs) but if your pet is causing harm to other people and you cannot or choose not to control it, then you should not have it! Putting you dogs on leashes is not that F*CKING hard!
This dude is so lucky that I am stranded at my trailer right now because if I had a car I would be up on his property with a baseball bat and a tazer!

"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu

#3389

happiness :D

Posted: 10/4/09 at 2:00pm

That's awful! Did she need stitches? That's a horrible story but you made me laugh when you said it's name was Fluffy.

#3390

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Posted: 10/4/09 at 2:04pm

I just talked to her... she went to the hospital and they said that she didn't need any stitches, but she said her leg is still bleeding... idk. I feel really bad because she had just ran 15 miles in prep for her marathon on the 8th... she was less then a mile away from her house when it happened. Damn Fluffy just ran right up to her and bit her!

"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu

#3391

happiness :D

Posted: 10/5/09 at 8:49am

"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

Updated On: 6/11/20 at 08:49 AM

#3392

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Posted: 10/5/09 at 1:07pm

ssshhh! Where the heck have you been?

Kels, I hope your mom is ok! Damn dog!

Maisie who is Skipperdee? A pet? I'm so sorry.....

KFTC!!!!!

#3393

happiness :D

Posted: 10/5/09 at 2:46pm

*hugs* Maisie! <3

My mom had to go back to the ER today because the wound was still bleeding.... and they forgot to give her antibiotics! Our ER is filled with morons!!

"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu

#3394

happiness :D

Posted: 10/5/09 at 4:05pm

OH NO... Kels, I hope your mom is okay. And Maisie, I feel so sad about Skipperdee. I never met him, but I still feel very attached to him.

At least Craig's safe now, though...

I feel bad bringing up good news when sad things are happening to everyone, but... the cast list for Narnia just went up, and I am playing Fenris Ulf! (That's the evil wolf who's the White Witch's lackey... I think his name is Maugrim in the movie version, for some reason.) Anyway, I am super-excited, because that's one of the parts I really wanted. Now I can't wait to begin rehearsal!

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#3395

happiness :D

Posted: 10/5/09 at 4:39pm

Mais- Awww poor Skipperdee

Schmerg- AWESOME!!!! Congrats!!! That's awesome! :)

#3396

happiness :D

Posted: 10/5/09 at 5:23pm

Congrats, Schmerg! Although, y'know, he's always been called Maugrim as far as I'm aware. My best friend when I was 8 used to have nightmares about him. XD Do you wacky Americans often change character names? O_O

Love to Kelsey and Maisie.

And now this: http://www.inhabitots.com/2009/10/01/doing-it-for-the-kids-design-exhibition-placenta-teddy-bear/

Your reactions, please?

Notes from the Earlham Street Gutter

#3397

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Posted: 10/5/09 at 6:13pm

Weez-- apparently, when the Narnia books were published in America, CS Lewis personally changed Maugrim's name to Fenris Ulf... but it was later changed back to Maugrim in all editions. This stage adaptation was written a long time ago by an American guy. Speaking of which, why is Maugrim the only character in the movie with an American accent?

That teddy bear is the most terrifying thing ever. Placentas scare me more than anything... though luckily, this one is blood-free.

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#3398

happiness :D

Posted: 10/5/09 at 7:15pm

Congrats, Schmerg!

KFTC!!!!!

#3399

happiness :D

Posted: 10/5/09 at 8:10pm

congrats Schmerg!

Can't wait to see you as a wolf!

#3400

happiness :D

Posted: 10/5/09 at 10:13pm

Maisie, Im sorry

Schmerg, congrats :)

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