I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2! — Page 152
Posted: 11/5/09 at 12:51am
Oddly enough, I signed on to Facebook today and one of my friend's statuses was the lyrics to "Possum Kingdom." As far as I know, she hasn't been to any Daughtry shows lately...weeiiird!
Posted: 11/5/09 at 1:42am
I still want to have sex with him when I think of the way he sang that song.
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"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofuPosted: 11/5/09 at 11:19am
And Stockard, that little green dude humping that ankle is really making me chuckle because he looks like he's really into it. It's almost like he's saying "Who's your daddy?" Woman you need help!!! LOL. But I can definitely see why you like him so much he is pretty hot for a guy. I don't know why but I secretly LOVE his facial hair. I dunno.
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Posted: 11/5/09 at 11:40am
I love Chris's facial hair......and his tats on his buff bod........and his big brown eyes.........and his bottom lip...........
I better stop now.
Posted: 11/5/09 at 1:22pm
Tofu, I've been thinking of you today. I bought a new pair of panties the other day, and I've been wearing them today, and it wasn't until I was on the bus on the way to work that I realised that "Cookie Monster" could have more meanings than just the fluffy blue guy whose face is on the back.
Posted: 11/5/09 at 1:56pm
Weez- Are you trying to kill Tofu with that image??
Tofu- Don't hyperventilate... :)
Posted: 11/5/09 at 2:08pm
Weez, I literally stopped dead in the middle of those first two sentences I almost keeled over from shock. Question: What's the one thing a lesbian wants to here from a woman? Answer: I was thinking of you while I was wearing suggestive panties about "Cookie Monster". Weez I know you did that on purpose, and for that I thank you
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Yes we do! I will be more than ready to celebrate with you ladies next summer after graduating. I got kicked out of class today...THAT'S how done with college I am! Whoops.
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I'm up for both!
OK JAG, what happened?
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Tofu- Girl you know I knew exactly what you'd do when you read that. Haha.
Weez- Well played. *high five*
hahahaha
Posted: 11/5/09 at 5:47pm
So I've been out singing karaoke twice this week and we're sorta becoming regulars at this one particular bar. So for my first song last night I did my go-to "When You're Good to Mama" from Chicago. The KJ (karaoke jock) told me that he'd have to teach me the dirty version of it. For instance, instead saying "When you're strokin' mama, mama's strokin' you" you replace strokin with f**king. Anyway, right as he said that some guy that I don't think I've ever met before yelled out from the back of the bar "Don't do that to her, she's a good girl!" Instantaneously, three of us whipped our heads around to said that...looked at each other and started laughing. I said "Oh wow, you don't know me very well do you." And the KJ said that same thing at the same time into the mic. Hahaha it was too funny. And as I always hear, the guy was like "But you look so sweet and innocent." I was like, "Yeah...that's part of the facade. Thanks for trying though!"
Just the initial head turn of the three us of like who said that?!?!!? cracks me up!
Posted: 11/5/09 at 6:01pm
So I've just rejoined my drama group from nine years ago (and have been frightening people with the following conversation:
Them: "Have you done anything with us before?"
Me: "Yes, I was in Oklahoma!."
Them: "Oh, Oklahoma!. How long ago was that now?"
Me: "Nine years."
Them: "NO. WAY. D:") and we're doing My Fair Lady. And I'm in a pantomime at the moment anyway, so am going to be very busy for a while! So I thought "well, I'm in the panto, so I'll just be in the chorus, or maybe audition for one of the maids, don't want to overwhelm myself". But I keep flip-flopping on whether or not I want to audition for Eliza. I think I'm going to go for it, but I think I'm going to have to cut all dairy out of my life if I'm going to own that G in 'I Could Have Danced All Night' (and if I'm not going to own that G there's really no point in auditioning).
Pros: I would get to be Eliza!
Cons: I would have a lot to learn, I would probably have a ton of schedule clashes, I would have to give up cheese, and I hate the ending.
At what point would be appropriate to admit to the group that I've never seen My Fair Lady, but I really like Pygmalion and think Shaw is an alright dude?
(Hey, have you ladies seen who's on the Google homepage today? XD)
Posted: 11/5/09 at 6:35pm
Yes that wording was intentional. :)
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