I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2! — Page 153

OK, Henry had a playdate today with a kid that has a movie theatre in his house. He was most excited about cupholders in the seats.

WTF. We're in Buffalo not L.A.

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LOL!!! They are not being nice!

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L, Yes. Yes I do.

Ya know what, something occurred to me this morning as I awoke groggily clutching my huge Nautica pillow. I'm a cuddle bunny. All I wanna do right now is cuddle with someone...I don't mean just any old body, I'm not that desperate, but I just wanna snuggle up under a blanket and watch Lifetime with someone while dipping my finger directly in the tub of Cool Whip that's in the fridge. Is that as sad as it sounds? Yes I think it is. Since it's my day off I tried to snuggle with my dog and watch the Travel Channel but he simply wasn't having it. He gave me a consolation nose lick and went downstairs to the kitchen to eat. That's pathetic. My own little 4.5 pound dog won't even give me a complimentary "Spoon Session". *sigh*

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Awww it's cute that Henry will let you cuddle with him. :)

Tofu- I hear ya girl. I feel like that a lot of times. I never think of myself as a real cuddle person, but I think I am.

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Updated On: 6/11/20 at 02:17 PM

Then take every second that you can get now. :)

I really normally don't like being touched, but I have two very huggy pet sophomores and a pet freshman who I freely let cuddle me whenever they want. For some reason, I'm only really physically comfortable around gay guys, because I don't want straight guys or girls to judge me on my soft and unathletic physique, hahaha. ^_^

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I'm pretty big on personal space...I HATE hugs. I really only let guys touch me, and even then there has to be a purpose to it. I get skeeved out and annoyed with mindless cuddling and touching and affection. I am a boy!

This week I learned that if you say "Beer Can" with a British accent, it sounds like you're saying "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent.

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I really only let guys touch me, and even then there has to be a purpose to it.

Jag, I can respect that. I'm not really big on straight guys touching me or being ALL up in my face for whatever reason. I'm assuming I've got issues about that but I don't know. I'll flirt with 'em for drinks but I definitely abide by the 10 to 12 inch rule. They must remain 10 to 12 inches away from my face to continue the conversation, any closer than that and they're within Tofu punching range!!! I'll let a gay guy hug me for all he's worth...he might even get a little side boob for his trouble, even though he won't appreciate it that much. But my personal bubble has to remain straight dude free. If someone is that close to me I can't will myself to make eye contact them. It's very strange to carry on a conversation when I can smell what you had for lunch. A Reuben with extra Thousand Island and kraut. Eww.

So Jag I take it that when we meet up we're sticking to a firm handshake huh? That's ok. But just in case I forget and go in for the hug anyway, be sure to bob right then left. It'll throw off my equilibrium and I'll be stunned for a second but then I'll remember the "No Touching" rule.

And I'm with StarStruck and Maisie. I want someone special to cuddle with, preferably a special someone with a British accent.......and Cookie Monster undies. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself!!!

This week I learned that if you say "Beer Can" with a British accent, it sounds like you're saying "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent.

OMG StarStruck, that made me laugh out loud!!! I kid you not some of my relatives sound just like that, they're Jamaican so therefore so am I. But that sounds so dead on, just like my crazy ass aunt after playing cards and drinking some really fine rum.

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Updated On: 11/7/09 at 12:12 AM

Maisie, you'd love my inappropriate crush. He's so adorable with little kids, yet he has a "bad boy" look with the tats and earrings and stuff. It's such a cute juxtoposition.

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"OK, Henry had a playdate today with a kid that has a movie theatre in his house."

Do you mean he has a home theater system, or an actual cinema?

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