I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2! — Page 153
#3802
Posted: 11/5/09 at 6:44pm
OK, Henry had a playdate today with a kid that has a movie theatre in his house. He was most excited about cupholders in the seats.
WTF. We're in Buffalo not L.A.
WTF. We're in Buffalo not L.A.
KFTC!!!!!
#3803
Posted: 11/5/09 at 10:15pm
You guys and your cookie monster talk. You are going to drive poor tofu to distraction.
Stockard, I don't know what I did in a past life to deserve this quasi-sexual torture but they're both killing me!!!!
Stockard, I don't know what I did in a past life to deserve this quasi-sexual torture but they're both killing me!!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#3806
Posted: 11/6/09 at 1:28pm
L, Yes. Yes I do.
Ya know what, something occurred to me this morning as I awoke groggily clutching my huge Nautica pillow. I'm a cuddle bunny. All I wanna do right now is cuddle with someone...I don't mean just any old body, I'm not that desperate, but I just wanna snuggle up under a blanket and watch Lifetime with someone while dipping my finger directly in the tub of Cool Whip that's in the fridge. Is that as sad as it sounds? Yes I think it is. Since it's my day off I tried to snuggle with my dog and watch the Travel Channel but he simply wasn't having it. He gave me a consolation nose lick and went downstairs to the kitchen to eat. That's pathetic. My own little 4.5 pound dog won't even give me a complimentary "Spoon Session". *sigh*
Ya know what, something occurred to me this morning as I awoke groggily clutching my huge Nautica pillow. I'm a cuddle bunny. All I wanna do right now is cuddle with someone...I don't mean just any old body, I'm not that desperate, but I just wanna snuggle up under a blanket and watch Lifetime with someone while dipping my finger directly in the tub of Cool Whip that's in the fridge. Is that as sad as it sounds? Yes I think it is. Since it's my day off I tried to snuggle with my dog and watch the Travel Channel but he simply wasn't having it. He gave me a consolation nose lick and went downstairs to the kitchen to eat. That's pathetic. My own little 4.5 pound dog won't even give me a complimentary "Spoon Session". *sigh*
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#3807
Posted: 11/6/09 at 1:37pm
I don't think that's sad that you want to cuddle with someone! But it is sort of sad that the dog blew you off....LOL
One of the nicest things about Henry is that he'll always let me cuddle with him.
One of the nicest things about Henry is that he'll always let me cuddle with him.
KFTC!!!!!
#3808
Posted: 11/6/09 at 1:50pm
Awww it's cute that Henry will let you cuddle with him. :)
Tofu- I hear ya girl. I feel like that a lot of times. I never think of myself as a real cuddle person, but I think I am.
Tofu- I hear ya girl. I feel like that a lot of times. I never think of myself as a real cuddle person, but I think I am.
#3809
Posted: 11/6/09 at 2:01pm
I don't think that's sad at all.
and try the chocolate Cool Whip! yum!!
and try the chocolate Cool Whip! yum!!
#3810
Posted: 11/6/09 at 2:17pm
"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."
Updated On: 6/11/20 at 02:17 PM
#3811
Posted: 11/6/09 at 2:30pm
L, Henry lets me cuddle with him now, but I'm sure he won't in a few years.
KFTC!!!!!
#3814
Posted: 11/6/09 at 8:06pm
I really normally don't like being touched, but I have two very huggy pet sophomores and a pet freshman who I freely let cuddle me whenever they want. For some reason, I'm only really physically comfortable around gay guys, because I don't want straight guys or girls to judge me on my soft and unathletic physique, hahaha. ^_^
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#3815
Posted: 11/6/09 at 9:59pm
I just love hugs. End of story.
One of the things I hate about college life is the lack of touchy-feelies with moral centers. Now my mom, she'll humor my obsessive hugging while I'm home.
I just want somebody special who wants to cuddle with me :0(
One of the things I hate about college life is the lack of touchy-feelies with moral centers. Now my mom, she'll humor my obsessive hugging while I'm home.
I just want somebody special who wants to cuddle with me :0(
Goshen doesn't do High-School-shows.
#3816
Posted: 11/6/09 at 10:23pm
I'm pretty big on personal space...I HATE hugs. I really only let guys touch me, and even then there has to be a purpose to it. I get skeeved out and annoyed with mindless cuddling and touching and affection. I am a boy!
#3817
Posted: 11/6/09 at 11:27pm
"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."
Updated On: 6/11/20 at 11:27 PM
#3818
Posted: 11/7/09 at 12:05am
This week I learned that if you say "Beer Can" with a British accent, it sounds like you're saying "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
Goshen doesn't do High-School-shows.
#3819
Posted: 11/7/09 at 12:10am
Just wanted to share my drawers!
I THOUGHT I was BIG on personal space until I fell in love with the Swede. I thought I was going to end up being the kind of better half to suggest separate bedrooms. Nope. We're snugglers!
I THOUGHT I was BIG on personal space until I fell in love with the Swede. I thought I was going to end up being the kind of better half to suggest separate bedrooms. Nope. We're snugglers!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#3820
Posted: 11/7/09 at 12:12am
I really only let guys touch me, and even then there has to be a purpose to it.
Jag, I can respect that. I'm not really big on straight guys touching me or being ALL up in my face for whatever reason. I'm assuming I've got issues about that but I don't know. I'll flirt with 'em for drinks but I definitely abide by the 10 to 12 inch rule. They must remain 10 to 12 inches away from my face to continue the conversation, any closer than that and they're within Tofu punching range!!! I'll let a gay guy hug me for all he's worth...he might even get a little side boob for his trouble, even though he won't appreciate it that much. But my personal bubble has to remain straight dude free. If someone is that close to me I can't will myself to make eye contact them. It's very strange to carry on a conversation when I can smell what you had for lunch. A Reuben with extra Thousand Island and kraut. Eww.
So Jag I take it that when we meet up we're sticking to a firm handshake huh? That's ok. But just in case I forget and go in for the hug anyway, be sure to bob right then left. It'll throw off my equilibrium and I'll be stunned for a second but then I'll remember the "No Touching" rule.
And I'm with StarStruck and Maisie. I want someone special to cuddle with, preferably a special someone with a British accent.......and Cookie Monster undies. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself!!!
This week I learned that if you say "Beer Can" with a British accent, it sounds like you're saying "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
OMG StarStruck, that made me laugh out loud!!! I kid you not some of my relatives sound just like that, they're Jamaican so therefore so am I. But that sounds so dead on, just like my crazy ass aunt after playing cards and drinking some really fine rum.
Jag, I can respect that. I'm not really big on straight guys touching me or being ALL up in my face for whatever reason. I'm assuming I've got issues about that but I don't know. I'll flirt with 'em for drinks but I definitely abide by the 10 to 12 inch rule. They must remain 10 to 12 inches away from my face to continue the conversation, any closer than that and they're within Tofu punching range!!! I'll let a gay guy hug me for all he's worth...he might even get a little side boob for his trouble, even though he won't appreciate it that much. But my personal bubble has to remain straight dude free. If someone is that close to me I can't will myself to make eye contact them. It's very strange to carry on a conversation when I can smell what you had for lunch. A Reuben with extra Thousand Island and kraut. Eww.
So Jag I take it that when we meet up we're sticking to a firm handshake huh? That's ok. But just in case I forget and go in for the hug anyway, be sure to bob right then left. It'll throw off my equilibrium and I'll be stunned for a second but then I'll remember the "No Touching" rule.
And I'm with StarStruck and Maisie. I want someone special to cuddle with, preferably a special someone with a British accent.......and Cookie Monster undies. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself!!!
This week I learned that if you say "Beer Can" with a British accent, it sounds like you're saying "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
OMG StarStruck, that made me laugh out loud!!! I kid you not some of my relatives sound just like that, they're Jamaican so therefore so am I. But that sounds so dead on, just like my crazy ass aunt after playing cards and drinking some really fine rum.
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
Updated On: 11/7/09 at 12:12 AM
#3821
Posted: 11/7/09 at 12:28am
Glad I could brighten your day :0)
Goshen doesn't do High-School-shows.
#3822
Posted: 11/7/09 at 1:29am
Maisie, you'd love my inappropriate crush. He's so adorable with little kids, yet he has a "bad boy" look with the tats and earrings and stuff. It's such a cute juxtoposition.
KFTC!!!!!
#3823
Posted: 11/7/09 at 1:39am
...But I also think that british accents are a turn on and seeing men interacting with kids are extremely sexy
I have a four year old brother and do a mean British accent. Score!
I have a four year old brother and do a mean British accent. Score!
#3824
Posted: 11/7/09 at 1:49am
"OK, Henry had a playdate today with a kid that has a movie theatre in his house."
Do you mean he has a home theater system, or an actual cinema?
Do you mean he has a home theater system, or an actual cinema?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#3825
Posted: 11/7/09 at 1:59am
"I'll flirt with 'em for drinks but I definitely abide by the 10 to 12 inch rule. They must remain 10 to 12 inches away from my face to continue the conversation"
For a moment there, I had you pegged for a size queen!
For a moment there, I had you pegged for a size queen!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
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