I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2! — Page 154

Where I grew up, no one kissed each other hello and goodbye. When I moved to NY, EVERYONE does this whole kiss tour any time they enter a room. Everyone kisses hello, then everyone does it again when they leave. It creeped me out and I would try and dodge the whole kissing rounds when I could. I wanted to just wave at them.I was then pegged as "cold".

It was just like the Seinfeld when Jerry's neighbors get mad at him because he won't kiss them hello.

and Stagey..L..O..L!!

I know how he feels, Stock. The cupholder in my car broke and so now I have to hold the drink in my hand while I drive.

*edited for inappropriate content, but not about Henry; it was in response to danmag*

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Updated On: 11/7/09 at 04:58 PM

Crap! I missed the inappropriate content???

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Wow! WOW!!! Stagey...wow. :)

Sorry I missed it!

And just in case we weren't sure that we've corrupted the innocent ones on this board before. Haha...congrats Stagey, I think you've put all of us to shame in the corrupting (yet funny)department. :)

Schmerg is right. My drama teacher even had a talk about it during rehearsals! 'twas hilarious. We open this Thursday! And I have my singing recital tonight! Ah!

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Select a Member Name: Your drama teacher discussed bukkake with you guys? :-/

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You mean that isn't normal? That explains a lot...

Yep, it sure does.

So today I think I inadvertently outed myself to a coworker. He's super cute and ridiculously funny and we were swapping stories about some of our drunken nights and the craziness that can ensue with way too much Jager. Well in mid sentence I stopped cold when I saw this woman, maybe around 35 or 40 but very VERY hot, and I told my coworker that she had this naughty spank me with a ruler librarian thing going on. I don't know what the f*ck I was thinking!!! Perhaps I thought I was having a private convo in my head but actually said it out loud. That tiny little comment sparked the all-knowing eyebrow raise and he basically said "so...you can appreciate the female body? I can respect that." Then for the rest of the day we did as little work as possible and kind of had an unofficial contest of who could talk to more girls. I must say that he's got some skills but of course I won . We rated each interaction by whether or not we actually talked to her for more than 2 seconds, or if we somehow made her laugh. By the end of the day I raised my arms in victory and did the patented fist pump to rub it in his adorable face. HAZZAH!!!

SAMN, I hope your recital went well tonight.

And Stagey, I must tip my hat to you. Not too many people here have the balls to refer to bukkake. All we need now is another brave soul to mention a Dirty Sanchez, a rim shot and "1 Guy 1 Cup" and we're good to go. Oh wait....

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Updated On: 11/8/09 at 11:41 PM

Just don't mention blumpkin. I was almost chased off a cliff by a mob with pitchforks!

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Jag, I guess I'm in the same maladjusted psychopathic steamboat as you. 1 Guy 1 Cup really didn't do much to me. In fact I laughed when he called out for his mom afterward. "Oh hey mom, there's an insane amount of glass in a very uncomfortable area. can you help me?" My friends warned me too saying that they nearly hurled everything they've ever eaten. I think I gave a slight burp and went on my way. My family already thinks I'm weird because I can watch Law & Order: SVU and Bones while eating a medium rare steak and not retch all over the place.

Timing my ASS!!!! You two can have all the blumpkin you want. I'm steering clear of that inevitable mess. Firstly that's funky as hell in an itty bitty room and you have the misfortune of probably being poked in the eye when all's said and done. NO THANK YOU!!!! I think I'll just stick with warm muffins if ya don't mind. And yes I actually do like to bake on occasion.

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Updated On: 11/9/09 at 12:27 AM

Uh-oh. Stagey's talking about Blumpkins and his grandmother again...

Kinda makes me think of the good ol' days when the Av thread was alive and kicking. *sigh*

As my grandmother used to say, "Muffins are just ugly cupcakes."

What the f*ck ever!!!! Yes they're an acquired taste but they're better than sausage!!!!! Although I've never had sausage for breakfast so I may be a wee bit biased.

Ok the coworker. Right now he looks scruffy because his little baby beard is growing in but he's still delicious. Baby blue eyes, wicked sense of humor and fresh hickies on his neck as of yesterday. I told him he looked like he got into a fist fight with a rabid raccoon. If I had to compare him to someone I'd say he kinda looks like Ben Mckenzie (kinda). His head is shaved and his eyes actually turn upward a little instead of drooping at the ends like Ben. Oh and he doesn't do that whole I'm brooding cuz I'm deep look, he smiles all the time. He is toooooo precious. Up until last night when I accidentally dropped the ball on the sexual identity front, I think he thought that I wanted his dangle. Nope I just like to be friends with hot guys so that when they piss off the hot girls I swoop in and save the day. Ha.

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