Strummer, That's awful... I just found out that someone was majorly harassing my assistant manager yesterday.... like the guy got arrested harassment! Must be something it the water this week....
So my guy spent about an hour in my store today

He just wandered around and asked me questions about the stuff in the store and we just chatted about school.... he even bought his mom a christmas gift! I only managed to make a slight fool out of myself, but it was so his fault for standing so close to me
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!"
-Kermit the frog
"I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P.
"Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu"
"...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu
After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu