Good morning girls!!!! I got a 100% on my test last night and you know what that means...
So I went to the bar last night, and I must say in all honesty I even out did
myself. My friend asked me what I wanted to drink to start out the night and I normally have a piss poor excuse of a beer or a delicious White Russian but I asked her what
she thought I should drink and she immediately said a Vodka & Cranberry. OMG I had no idea how yummy those things are. Those suckers went down like f*cking candy!!! And notice I said sucker(s) cuz dammit it all if I didn't have one right after the other of those bad boys. When I go out I have a really bad habit of taking cash with me instead of my card to start a tab. I think I do it subconsciously but on purpose so I don't have to pick up the tab, or at least not the whole thing. I know it's wrong but I always pay them back the next day after I hit an ATM. Besides I'm kinda broke as it is, and L you know what I mean, so I was gonna drink up as much as I could without having to pay for it myself.
So, I know that when some of us have been drinking we
think that we're whispering something but in reality we're using our outside voices. *sigh* Well apparently I was on my fourth V&C and I was sitting at the bar away from the door, just chatting with some people I'd just met. But you know sometimes how you can notice something and just kinda say what ever your observation is to yourself under your breath or whispering it? Well I saw a really pale guy with really long light blond hair walk in and said: "OMG he looks like a date rapist." And of course I thought that I was just saying this to myself under my breath and not a soul could hear me. But I was sooooo wrong!!!! My friend whirled around and gave me a quizzical look. So I asked why she was looking at me like that. She said: "Dude do you even know what you just said? You just called that guy a date rapist like REALLY loud." I thought she was bullsh*tting me, cuz I could have sworn I used my "inside" voice. But I looked at a girl I'd just met and asked her if she heard me and she said she heard it as clear as day and she was about 3 people down from me!!! I would have been embarrassed at that point if what I'd said wasn't so true. That guy looked like a creeper with a pocket full of those little pills. And I saw a lot a guys HOVERING around us waiting for that moment to pounce and offer us a complimentary "ride" home. Like one guy even recapped everything we had drank up until around 1:30, and he was accurate. I know I had at least 5 V&Cs, and 8 shots (maybe more, who knows) of Teq, Whiskey and straight Vodka. It still amazes me how a little shot glass of liquid makes have to go to the bathroom sooooo bad, sooooo often. I was like a Russian race horse at the Kentucky Derby with a glue truck behind him!!! By my 4th trip to the restroom I was holding onto chairs so I wouldn't fall blah blah blah. Some of you might say I'm a drunk, but I say I'm a girl who knows how to have a
REALLY good time!!!!!
If I lived in the city I really wouldn't have such a problem getting home on nights like that. They have endless resources. Buses, cabs, subways whatever. But here in North Carolina those are few and far between and with all the back country roads my cab fare would be astronomical. So I had to drive home. Mind you I wasn't drunk just severally buzzed. First I drove my friend home, which is really scary that late at night because there are deer everywhere and of course they'd love to jump out in front of the only Nissan on the road. But I got her home safely and I had to take the back roads back to civilization and my house. But all of a sudden I had the urge to purge and had to pull over near the woods. When you drink or do *cough* "other" things, your sense of paranoia is totally heightened and I thought I saw 10 billion green eyes, fangs and what not staring back at me through the bushes and trees while I was bent over. Frightening!!! But I made it home and even managed not to drop anything on the floor because it's made of tile and my bedroom is right above my grandparent's room and they can hear
everything I do up there. When I drink I'm a butterfingers and drop everything and make a ruckus. But I just took my shoes off down stairs on the carpet and crept up stairs into bed.
I need to go because honest to god if I don't smell like "Bar" right now. It's not just the alcohol, the smoke, the drunk girl in a short skirt vomit smell, but it's all of those rolled into one so I just call it "Bar" smell. EWWW!!!
You ladies have a great day.
*Hugs* Tofu
P.S: I saw so many hot girls my tongue was hanging out of my head by last call. Overall it was a GOOD night!!! YAY!!!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
Updated On: 6/19/09 at 11:37 AM
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