I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2! — Page 60

Idk I haven't seen her around lately. I just saw that SweetQ posted something on another thread and remembered that she used to post on our thread too. These girls need to get their asses back here.

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Piano - I am stuck in suburbia this summer unfortunately, and more specifically for the time being because my basement flooded and I'm cleaning it. 3 of our cats live down there so I'm trying to get it done as soon as I can... :/ Also - Econ major at NYU is like needle in a hay stack .

Tofu - So much information! So appreciated! Since you said now you - I'm going to attempt to describe my self along those lines.

[shh - quirky, neurotic, potty mouth when stressed. compassionate more than she's capable of being but makes it work. On the other side of the spectrum- about as innocent as they come. a corruption in progress. (I can count the times I've drank on my fingers) ]

Maisie - B*tches be straight tripping. just saying :] Also - congrats on the new relationship DD

shh, welcome! I always get really excited when new people come around!

tofu, that was f*cking awesome. My virtual brass knuckles and I thank you.

Maisie, I'm really happy for you! Noah sounds so sweet. I also hope it goes better than your last relationship...you deserve it!

So, how'sabout a story to corrupt the innocents? Remember when I posted that a customer at work asked me out? So, we went to a bar Saturday night...tall, blonde hair, blue eyes. So, good looking guy, but not my type AT ALL. Anyway, we had a good conversation and he was a funny guy, but I wasn't really feeling him that much. But that didn't stop me from letting him get familiar with my ladyparts in the backseat of his car. HAHAHA. Whoops! Nothing's gonna happen with him, but it was nice while it lasted. REALLY NICE.

Also, a certain mohawked VH1 reality show contestant (who, I hear, is coming back next episode...FML) decided to MySpace message me the other day just to "see what's going on, because it's been too long." And to ask when I'm coming to NYC next, because, I quote, "you know you've always got free tickets to [his band's] show. " Yeah, NO.

Maisie, you must've missed that (it was in the first thread)! That's good, you're probably going to think even worse of me in a minute!

Last summer I went to NYC with my friend, and we went to a dive bar one night where this band was playing (like, a really crappy place. They didn't card and one of the bartenders was smoking pot). We ended up hanging out with them afterwards, and I hooked up with the lead singer...who I realized while I watched the first episode was London from Daisy of Love. Yeaaaaahhhhh. Not my finest moment.

JAG, you're like the patron saint of Lady Part Familiarity, and I am but a humble follower and practitioner of said Lady Part Familiarity...with the lights off of course.

Oh and Shh, B*tches do be straight tripping, way more than they rightfully should.

And speaking of ladies who have jumped ship from the S.S. Girl Thread, what happened to VTG?

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turns out hes hiking somewhere in the Appalachian Mts.

Well lets hope he doesn't hear any Dueling Banjos anytime soon. The last thing he wants is for someone to twist his ear and tell him to "squeal like a pig"!!!!

If you've seen Deliverance then you know what I'm talking about...poor Ned Beatty in his tighty whities.

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I feel so out of the loop with VH1 reality people - I used to be on top of it. although maybe it's better this way... [ps The Entertainer of I<3NY, lives in the adjoining town next to mine]


No lie guys- I'm a really bad TV junkie and my friend just got me into the season of SYTYCD

JAG it happens to the best of us one time or another



I actually caught NY goes to work today, and I was like. hot damn I miss my vh1.

Maisie, that actually made me laugh out loud. Oh my god. HAHAHA.

Guys, this is extremely pathetic and yet SO FUN: http://omegle.com/
You literally talk to strangers. Some of the "conversations" I've had are HILARIOUS.

hahaha my first chat on their and a guy asked me if I was a camwhore and asked if I would suck his... ya know. I think that's filled my corruption quota for this evening... maybe i'll try again in daylight hours.

and textsfromlastnight is a new found addiction - I think I'll stick to that for now.. I'm also trying to catch up on True Blood right now, at 1:30 AM.... when I'm a scaredy cat... not the swiftest idea I've had today.

ISN'T IT? I'm going back and forth between sexual innuendos and cussing people out. I love when they ask "A/S/L"...it's reminiscent of those chat rooms on AOL from the 90's, where my friends and I used to gigglingly cyber with old men who had no idea we were teenagers. Ah, good times.

shh, I love "True Blood." But, I'm in the minority in that I hate Bill. I HATE the way he talks. Jason and Sam are hot enough to keep me coming back though.

OH.MY.GOD!!!!!!!!

I did it, I finally did it!!! I literally just came out to my cousin and he's so f*cking cool with it. I'm elated right now. I've actually been really depressed lately because of my family and that ever looming "Gay Thing" but I picked him up from the airport a couple hours ago and we were talking non stop about any and everything. When it was "sh*t or get off the pot" time I froze up and found it hard to breathe so he asked me what was wrong. I started to fidget and get super uncomfortable and told him that there was something he really needed to know and had a right to know about me. He gasped and said "Oh my god are you pregnant?" And I said "No I'm the complete opposite of pregnant". And being funny he said "So you're unpregnant then?" Basically we played a short game of 20 questions and since I couldn't actually bring myself to say the words "I'm gay" he asked me if I liked girls and said he still loved me and was fine with it, whatever my preference. Best cousin EVER!!!!

Of course I made him pinky swear not to tell anyone, friends, family no one. He said he'd keep his mouth shut because it's up to me to tell people when I'm ready to do so. He also said that when the time comes he'd be happy to help me find an apartment in Philly.

I'm so happy right now and getting a little misty-eyed.

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Updated On: 6/23/09 at 01:44 AM

OMG! YAY TOFU! I am SO proud of you! We can be best friends now! And I TOTALLY know what you mean! I went to go tell my best friend and I just couldn't do it. I was with my other friend, and I was already out to her, but it was SO hard to say those words. But you'll get used to it and be comfortable :) SO PROUD OF YOU!