I am so sorry if I offended anyone...

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 1:15am

I received a lot of really positive feedback from my previous icon, and thanks everybody, but some people can only laugh at things if they are aimed at someone else. Some people have no ability to laugh at a parody of themselves, but if someone else is the target and you wrap it up in a silly song and put on a funny wig and false boobs, it becomes the "Funniest show I have ever seen." Some people need to get over their humorless selves.

Posted: 10/20/05 at 1:20am

Sorry, Sueleen - it is forbidden.

[orion59]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 7:14am

That's too bad, Sueleen. You can still put your drawing on my website for all the world to see if you like. I don't cave in easily to demands.

[lildogs]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 10:44am

What is this all about Sueleen? Do I even want to know?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 10:59am

Isn't it hilarious when Forbidden Broadway makes fun of big giant fat people? Gosh, but that's funny.

[robbiej]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 11:07am

Not as funny as when they did it on Sex and the City! Remember? Miranda was 'fat' after having a baby and hooked up with the sloppy, REALLY fat guy she met at Weight Watchers and she broke up with him because he...well...ate sloppily.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 11:48am

Has anyone seen Forbidden Broadway Defamation Of Character yet? I hear it is a scream!

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 11:51am

they were supposed to release a dvd of the performance but legal issues are preventing its release.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 11:55am

What kind of legal issues?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 11:57am

brother in law is out of country

[lildogs]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 12:02pm

Okay, so I've put it all together...As Jackie Harris once said: "It's just part of this crazy, cock-eyed caravan called Life."

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 12:07pm

"....and you wrap it up in a silly song and put on a funny wig and false boobs, it becomes the "Funniest show I have ever seen."

Sueleen...you'll be hearing from my lawyer soon..how dare you call me FALSE !!!!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 12:38pm

Jeesh, everyone is so freaking sensitive...Boobs, there are other people who are even bigger boobs than you. Why did you just assume I was talking about YOU? Get a life, Sister. And for God's sake, put on a BRA!!!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 12:42pm

You're always attacking me Sueleen. What did I ever do to you?

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 12:44pm

why does this thread title remind me of "an act of contrition" ??


O my God,
I am heartily sorry for
having offended Thee,
and I detest all my sins,
because I dread the loss of heaven,
and the pains of hell;
but most of all because
they offend Thee, my God,
Who are all good and
deserving of all my love.
I firmly resolve,
with the help of Thy grace,
to confess my sins,
to do penance,
and to amend my life.

Amen.

Posted: 10/20/05 at 12:47pm

Everyone should kiss and make-up.

Posted: 10/20/05 at 1:10pm

I'll kiss, but I look really terrible in drag.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 1:17pm

DG we can make each other up with my new Max Factor line of cosmetics. I love the Siren Red lipstick.

[midtowngym]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 1:29pm

Boobsy--When people say you're a drag, they're not referring to transvestites (or cigarettes.) Just thought you should know...

Updated On: 10/20/05 at 01:29 PM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 1:31pm

Thanks middy..you know I get confused easily.

[Nina]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 6:26pm

Sueleen, when will you ever learn? One of these days you're going to find yourself before a judge having to explain wretched behavior.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 7:34pm

Not to worry, Nina. I hope Sueleen doesn't mind me sharing this, but she has a *very* well known lawyer in the family who would be only too happy to come to her defense.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 8:10pm

robbo, i prefer the version that ends, "...to sin no more and to avoid the near occasion of sin." hmmm, could explain my extended absences.

and, flitty, if he's busy, i got some boys on call still in the city who'll eat up most sharks before breakfast.

Posted: 10/20/05 at 8:51pm

It makes me all tingly to realize that Nina is still around - if only on the periphery.

[DAME]

Posted: 10/20/05 at 8:57pm

SUELEENGAY IS ONE OF THE MOST ENJOYABLE POSTERS ON THIS BOARD. Anyone that doesn't know how to appreciate the humor and thought processs that goes into her wonderfully designed avatars is missing out on one of the true pleasures of the board. I WANT TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.