Apparently 10 out of 14 of the buyers at Superstore returned the book. Aren't we Canadians honest?

Actually, if they were smart, they'd have read the book first (I mean, how long would it take, a couple of days?) and returned it, so they could get the gifts as well!
Surprised no credible leaks have reached the Internet yet - or have I just not been searching properly?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell