"Dolly Parton's variety show was so good I never understood why it was cancelled so early on."
Even though she's extremely talented, Dolly doesn't have the big personality needed to carry a full show. In the first or second show, the producers thought they were going to make her "Carol Burnett" like. So Dolly had them "bump up the lights and see if y'all want to ask any questions". A young woman stands up and says "Have you ever had any plastic surgery?" Carol Burnett, always quick on her feet, would have been able to field that question and have the audience laughing harder than anything they saw in the show. Dolly's embarrassed response was "I'd rather not comment on that."
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Updated On: 11/6/07 at 01:50 PM