Oh, Redhot--you should SING to her!
Because you've treated me so rotten and rough,
I've had enough of feelin' low!
So wave your little hand and whisper
"So long, dearie!"
Dearie would have said so long
So long ago!
For I can hear that choo choo callin' me on
To a fancy new address.
Yes, I can hear that choo choo callin' me on,
On board that happiness express!
I'm gonna learn to dance and drink and smoke a cigarette!
I'm go'n' as far away from Yonkers as a girl can get!
And on those cold winter nights, Horace...
You can snuggle up to your cash register.
It's a bit lumpy but it rings!
Don't come a knockin'
I'll be all dolled up
And singin' that song
That says, "You dog! I told you so!"
So, Horace, you will find your life a sad old story
When you see your Dolly shuffle off to glory.
Oh, I should have said so long...
So long ago!