IQ Test....

[Craig]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 4:50pm

IQ Test
Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a vertical drop and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you there is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

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Answer:

Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're drunk

[caitiesus1522]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 4:54pm

HAHAHA

That is great Craig.

I think I may love you for posting this....
Updated On: 7/3/06 at 04:54 PM

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 4:55pm

Wow...

I feel dumb.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 4:56pm

A doctor walks into the ER, looks at the table and goes, "I can't operate on this boy. He's my son." But the doctor isn't the boy's father. How?





















Answer:

The doctor is the boy's mother.

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 4:59pm

Tiff, I think your's is old.

Here is one that is also old.

What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 3 at night?























A human

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 5:01pm

Also and old one.

What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil?
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you die?















Answer: Nothing!

[Burlesquebabe]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 5:06pm

Hysterical

[jasonf]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 5:40pm

Here's one a little less ancient:

A man is lying dead in a field near a rock. The rock was ruled as the cause of death, however there are no bruises or marks on him whatsoever. How did he die?

[Elphaba]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 5:56pm

er, but you've not answered Craig......why do I feel it has something to do with jumping on the firetruck, or stopping the car, grabbing on the the helicopter....or riding that pig to bacon heaven?

no idea, Craig

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 5:59pm

Um, Elph, you have to look at the bottom of Craig's post for the answer.

[hannahshule]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 6:02pm

what's the answer jasonf?

[Elphaba]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 6:06pm

oh my God, I never got that far....guess this is a very good indication who does and does not read complete instructions when buying a camera, TV, etc....thanks Blue.........I guess I'll go DUH the rest of the day.

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 6:12pm

I'll get off just as soon as the room stops spinning.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 6:16pm

love that avatar wonder, talk about attitude!

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 6:19pm

My youngest, Frankie. What's sad is, she's the "sweet" one.

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 6:39pm

Jason, what's the answer?

[jasonf]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 6:44pm

Well, this is one of those where you have to ask questions to find out - but if you really just want the answer....

[Vole Mon Ange]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 7:00pm

"A man is lying dead in a field near a rock. The rock was ruled as the cause of death, however there are no bruises or marks on him whatsoever. How did he die?"

ummmmm....How did he die?....the rock....I'm assuming....

A certain five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the word?
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Short


cheers,
mel...

[jasonf]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 7:15pm

-Rock was next to him
-Size of the rock is irrelevant
-The rock could have fallen...didn't have to to kill him. At one point it did (that's a clue)
- I'm not sure what you mean by a normal rock. Yes, it's a mineral of some sort...
- He was not struck by the rock.
- He did not (necessarily) have a heart attack

[caitiesus1522]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 7:38pm

"didn't have to to kill him. At one point it did (that's a clue) "

ok i am so lost right now...

Um was it an asteroid?

Did he die of shock?

You confused me with

"He did not (necessarily) have a heart attack"

Come on, could someother people thinkof questions that could lead us closer to the answer?

[jasonf]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 7:43pm

Not an asteroid.

Although the rock is related directly to the death, the actual CAUSE of death (aside from the fact that it's related to the rock) is unknown.

I promise it all makes sense when you know the answer.

[caitiesus1522]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 7:45pm

I give up, what is the answeer?

[Marlene]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 7:46pm

One word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?

[jasonf]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 7:50pm

misspelled

[Marlene]

Posted: 7/3/06 at 7:50pm

yay!

The rock thing still baffles me.