Iguanas have two penises. Who knew?
Iguanas have two penises. Who knew?
#1Iguanas have two penises. Who knew?
Posted: 1/25/07 at 4:46pm
ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.
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Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.
Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.
"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.
"I don't think so. That's all in his head."
never give an iguana viagra.
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Updated On: 1/25/07 at 04:46 PM
#2re: Iguanas have two penises. Who knew?
Posted: 1/25/07 at 4:48pm
"Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news."
BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
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#4re: Iguanas have two penises. Who knew?
Posted: 1/25/07 at 7:09pmDamn, that iguana is a playa!!!!!!!!!
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#5re: Iguanas have two penises. Who knew?
Posted: 1/25/07 at 8:29pm
well, I guess Mozart has been a little.....Don Giovanni!
Wonder exactly what he's been doing with his Magic Flute.
Poor little guy, he won't be feeling Cosi anytime soon.
somebody stop me....
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#6re: Iguanas have two penises. Who knew?
Posted: 1/25/07 at 8:32pmTennessee Williams knew.
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
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#7re: Iguanas have two penises. Who knew?
Posted: 1/25/07 at 8:37pm
The Night Of The Iguanas
I guess a female iguana might be happy but .....
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