Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
and who said I was gay?
I'm straighter than...a...(insert something that's straight here).
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
I look nothing like you, really. Pictures are very tricky. I look pretty different in most of my pictures.
As do you--I looked at your pictures on your Facebook, and you look like a completely different person in some of them.
Half of them are from two years ago. Only the "Funny Stuff" and the "NYC 2006" albums are from this year. The picture as my avatar looks most like me than my last avatar which was taken this summer. My avatar now was taken like a couple weeks ago.
Are you saying that the pictures on my facebook aren't good, and that I am trying to decieve you into thinking I am somewhat good-looking, but actually I am ugly. Let me tell YOU that this is just not true. I am really really ridiculously good-looking.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
...no?
"I am really really ridiculously good-looking."
And quite modest...
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
Hahaha. We're a modest bunch.
Oh, and Quib, I'm still extremely excited you're here...
I just promised I'd stop saying things like that. Remember? Don't tempt me.
Broadway Star Joined: 7/4/05
Whoa I get back over a period of like, two hours and there are about 15ish posts for me to read. Yay!
You are are self-important prepubescent brats.
There. Does that settle that scrap?
Now, get back in the sand box and if I hear another peep out of any one of yas, you'll be eating soap.
WE HAVE A SANDBOX?!?!?!?
Well, you have a very *special* sand box with padding and "pretend" sand so you won't get hurt.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
Oh, Matty. You are just as dramatic as any of us.
And I say that with love.
Do you say anything without love?
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
Surprisingly Mary, at times I do.
...but I rarely say anything without fake love.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
Matty, you suck.
You haven't answered your crod damn phone in the last like 60 times I've called.
I call 5 times in 3 minutes and you don't answer...so I keep calling and calling. 50 more times--no answer.
WHY WON'T YOU GIVE OUR LOVE A CHANCE?!
I think you answered your own question.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
Matty, I like your sunglasses.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
If my Matty-stalking instincts are correct, that was your first avatar.
And Matty, I just called 18 more times.
WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING ME?!
Yeah, that's an old one.
I have new saxy glasses now. They're pilot glasses...LOVE THEM.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
Did you see my SWEET ASS sunglasses in my avatar, Matty? They're hot.
I have a dentist appointment at 6:30 tomorrow morning...
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
How about a picture??
I have to get up at 7:30.
You win...
Broadway Star Joined: 7/4/05
Ew, that sucks. The dentist is no fun and it smells funny.
When I get one, I'll post it.
I'm not a picture whore like the rest of yas.
You all take more pictures than new parents.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
Awww. Cute, zeppy. You need to post here more often.
I cannot believe that no one got my quote:
"I am really really ridiculously good-looking."
Is from ZOOLANDER, and I would never actually say something like that haha.
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