I would not want to eat the rice thrown at weddings
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
Marriage ain't coming any time soon over here.
I think I'm staying at my aunt's tonight, so I'll probably be here to torture y'all for a while longer. False alarm on the departure.
I love rice. Almost as much as I love Florida.
According to UrbanDictionary, "cen" is "Slang for god. Synonym for a person of great intelligence or accomplishment. A real 'go getter.' In other words he does not sit around on the internet all day looking at porn, unlike some people we all know and love."
Yep, sounds like me!
Tink, just don't feed the birds!
i still never understood the whole tradition of the rice at weddings. personally I do not want to celebrate by having stuff thrown at me, esp. that will get stuck in my hair/dress..
The sitting around and looking at porn part does sound like you, SM2.
someone stole my lunch.
Give it back, SM2.
Actually, D2, that would be "Kneeling around and looking at porn."
I may just be thinking out loud, but that would make a good children's book, taz.
TAZBER AND THE CASE OF THE MISSING LUNCH
Ah, yes. Your posts of yesterday. I had happily forgotten that. Thanks for reminding me.
Tazzy,
I have been catching up on Veronica Mars all week. I am totally in the mood to investigate and plan some revenge.
Akiva
lol. I'm too hot to be pissed, but I am annoyed. I get in a bad mood when I'm hungry.
Why am I suddenly reminded of Ross and the One With The Stolen Sandwich?
Someone is messing with my bitch? Looks like I will have to have a talk with your work peeps and lay down the law.
In the meantime, can I make you something?
It was just a salad I bought at Starbucks this morning. I think I know who it was. She's toast. Especially b/c I'm her boss.
Get her, Tazzy.
Oh, you hire a new secretary!
Duct tape, SM2? Really?
You never tried duct tape? Growing up, my family was duct tape happy. (Uh, not in that way.) Thus, I learned the durability of duct tape. It's really fun, especially when you're playing "Kidnapper." What? I'm into role-playing. WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!?!
**steps away from SM2 and hides behind tazzy**
Please, Mistress Merciless! Try duct tape sometime.
*sorry he brought it up, Deet hides behind Tink who's hiding behind Taz*
You know what else I love to do? Hogtie someone and then tickle torture them. It gets my rocks off!
TMI?
*flees*
**pats SM2 on the head** It'll be ok dear!
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