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Is That You in Your Avatar? Part 4- Page 125

Is That You in Your Avatar? Part 4

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RadiGal2
#3100avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:19pm

My ex is a slum lord.

I win.

Next time-- hmm.. I suspect there won't be a next time...



"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.

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JailyardGuy
#3101avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:22pm

I'll see your slum lord and raise you a soulless computer programmer with sociopathic tendencies and a crystal meth problem.

(Now THERE'S two years I'll never get back.)


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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D2
#3102avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:24pm

Radi, why wouldn't there be a next time?

Jaily, I'm one of those creative types too. Totally understand. Just keep marrying upward in the medical profession, that's all.

Boobs. Proctologist? Okay. Asshole? No. You deserve better.


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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Broadwayboobs
#3103avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:25pm

Mine was homeless...I win !!!


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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JailyardGuy
#3104avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:25pm

You totally do.


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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RadiGal2
#3105avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:28pm

Ah I have another one Jaily....I had a major lapse of judgment at one point and dated a used car salesmen with the aforementioned crystal meth addiction and mommy issues-- not to mention delusions of grandeur. Fortunately it was short-lived two months...and done. The only relationship I've been in longer than 3 months was a 11 year marriage. Not too good with the commitment thing.


"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.

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D2
#3106avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:31pm

My lawyer wore a toupee and was lousy in bed. And he wasn't a very good lawyer, either.


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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Broadwayboobs
#3107avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:31pm

Awwww D2..now being you and Jaily seem to find all the gay professionals..can you maybe find me one? Daddy is tired of taking in the homeless..BTW..thanks Calvin.


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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RadiGal2
#3108avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:34pm

D2 -- not sure...just a hunch. My Dad always told me it would be tricky; like cowboys felt the need to brake a wild horse-- people still have a desire to break wild spirits....about that, I fear he was quite correct.


"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.

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D2
#3109avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:35pm

Boobs, you want the lawyer? He's still unattached...

No, I wouldn't do that to you. Ever.

In between the Dr. and the Lawyer, there was that year and a half with the actor/singer/receptionist. The one who broke up with me during...

I wasn't always smart with my choices. But the third time was the charm.


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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Jonny boy
#3110avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:38pm

My ex is in prison for having sex with an underage boy!

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JailyardGuy
#3111avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:39pm

15'll getcha 20!


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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Calvin
#3112avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:39pm

My ex mopped up jizz in a bathhouse and now sells porn in New Mexico.

Check and mate.

eta: And Boobs, he's not homeless. avatarians! He took out a $3,000 loan to catch up on rent. Updated On: 5/4/07 at 01:39 PM

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RobbO
#3113avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:40pm

i'm a more evil force than amanda5, et al.

yahtzee!


XING
PED

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RadiGal2
#3114avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:41pm

This is turning into a confessional ... how grand!


"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.

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D2
#3115avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:41pm

Calvin, I'm glad he's your ex.


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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JailyardGuy
#3116avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:42pm

Have the Confessions Thread and the Av thread had a baby? *puzzled*


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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doodlenyc
#3117avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:42pm

Calvin...I didnt know we dated!


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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Jonny boy
#3118avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:42pm

"My ex mopped up jizz in a bathhouse and now sells porn in New Mexico."


That kills me!!!!!!! Sounds like quite a sticky job!

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doodlenyc
#3119avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:45pm

It's rough on your shoes...let me tell ya.


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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Calvin
#3120avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:46pm

At least we had a free place to stay when his family was in town. With free movies!

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D2
#3121avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:47pm

Jaily's right - it's like the av thread and the confessions thread had a baby. Sex confessions, although it's more like swapping stories about our dysfunctional love lives than a confessional.


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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Jonny boy
#3122avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:49pm

Im sure the famioly loved the free 80's leather porn!

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tazber
#3123avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 1:58pm

Howdy avatarians! I think our good freind amanda has yet again been deleted.


....but the world goes 'round

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D2
#3124avatarians!
Posted: 5/4/07 at 2:02pm

Hey Taz!

Yeah, I noticed. PJ's thread about the Hate Crimes Bill wasn't making too much sense and then I realized his/her/its posts must have been deleted.


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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