My ex is a slum lord.
I win.
Next time-- hmm.. I suspect there won't be a next time...
I'll see your slum lord and raise you a soulless computer programmer with sociopathic tendencies and a crystal meth problem.
(Now THERE'S two years I'll never get back.)
Radi, why wouldn't there be a next time?
Jaily, I'm one of those creative types too. Totally understand. Just keep marrying upward in the medical profession, that's all.
Boobs. Proctologist? Okay. Asshole? No. You deserve better.
Mine was homeless...I win !!!
You totally do.
Ah I have another one Jaily....I had a major lapse of judgment at one point and dated a used car salesmen with the aforementioned crystal meth addiction and mommy issues-- not to mention delusions of grandeur. Fortunately it was short-lived two months...and done. The only relationship I've been in longer than 3 months was a 11 year marriage. Not too good with the commitment thing.
My lawyer wore a toupee and was lousy in bed. And he wasn't a very good lawyer, either.
Awwww D2..now being you and Jaily seem to find all the gay professionals..can you maybe find me one? Daddy is tired of taking in the homeless..BTW..thanks Calvin.
D2 -- not sure...just a hunch. My Dad always told me it would be tricky; like cowboys felt the need to brake a wild horse-- people still have a desire to break wild spirits....about that, I fear he was quite correct.
Boobs, you want the lawyer? He's still unattached...
No, I wouldn't do that to you. Ever.
In between the Dr. and the Lawyer, there was that year and a half with the actor/singer/receptionist. The one who broke up with me during...
I wasn't always smart with my choices. But the third time was the charm.
15'll getcha 20!
My ex mopped up jizz in a bathhouse and now sells porn in New Mexico.
Check and mate.
eta: And Boobs, he's not homeless. He took out a $3,000 loan to catch up on rent.
Updated On: 5/4/07 at 01:39 PM
i'm a more evil force than amanda5, et al.
yahtzee!
This is turning into a confessional ... how grand!
Calvin, I'm glad he's your ex.
Have the Confessions Thread and the Av thread had a baby? *puzzled*
Calvin...I didnt know we dated!
"My ex mopped up jizz in a bathhouse and now sells porn in New Mexico."
That kills me!!!!!!! Sounds like quite a sticky job!
It's rough on your shoes...let me tell ya.
At least we had a free place to stay when his family was in town. With free movies!
Jaily's right - it's like the av thread and the confessions thread had a baby. Sex confessions, although it's more like swapping stories about our dysfunctional love lives than a confessional.
Howdy avatarians! I think our good freind amanda has yet again been deleted.
Hey Taz!
Yeah, I noticed. PJ's thread about the Hate Crimes Bill wasn't making too much sense and then I realized his/her/its posts must have been deleted.
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