He...called...me...a guy who I am (not) dating...really...called...me. Am I hallucinating? NO! He called me! Thank GOD I got call waiting--cause he called me! Oh, boy!
...to wish me a belated happy birthday!
Shut up, it's still good.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA