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Jewish? Need extra cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 6:24pm

http://news.yahoo.com/story//ap/20080908/ap_on_re_us/recruiting_jews

"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay

Updated On: 9/8/08 at 06:24 PM

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 6:36pm

This thread title describes my life all too well. But growing up in the backwoods of Canada...there is no way I am DOWNGRADING.

Akiva

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 6:38pm

But it's $50,000! I could stomach Alabama for 5 years for $50,000.

"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 6:41pm

Hah fine! You've convinced me. Now lets get married and get our hick on!

Akiva

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 6:51pm

HOT!!!!

"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 6:52pm

and humid!

Akiva

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 6:53pm

I just heard this on the radio. Maybe Musicaltheatrefan3 will go down there.

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re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 6:58pm

With Emma Zaks?

Akiva

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:11pm

Mel Allen the great Yankee announcer was from Birmingham, Alabama and was born Melvin Israel. That being said I think I'll stick to Brooklyn.

'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'

#10

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:40pm

This thread just totally made me LOL!

"Let's get our hick on!"

Genius.

And I hope you DO move down there together, along with a few hundred others. And make nice Jewish babies. Let's make Alabammy into a feel-good, menschy state.

Hey... I'm half Jewish! Would I get $25K?

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#11

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:42pm

Ew. Just Ew.

~ The JAP from LA.

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#12

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:46pm

Oh, Shira... come ON. For $50K you could by a hotel, so I hear.

Or 40 acres and a mule!

Just remember, Alabama is home of Harper Lee, "To Kill a Mockingbird," and...

...I've run out of wonderful things. Someone else, please help me out!

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#13

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:49pm

For $50K, I could barely afford the therapy to keep me there.

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#14

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:54pm

Shira, you're brilliant. I love you.

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#15

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:56pm

"OMG y'all! Look at that cow. If I name him "Fabrizio" and he becomes Italian and a gay musical theatre cow can he make designer handbags?"

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#16

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 10:42pm

Besty! half Jew? Which half?

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#17

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 10:48pm

Probably the lower?

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#18

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 10:49pm

You're on a roll, my dear!

#19

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 10:51pm

I'm not Jewish, but I love bagels and I'm circumcised. Maybe I can't get the full $50k, but maybe $10k?

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

#20

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 10:55pm

"Probably the lower?"

LOL, for his sake, I hope so!

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#21

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 11:07pm

Hey, there's nothing wrong with not being Jewish down there...

#22

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 11:10pm

One more remark out of me and this thread will go bye bye!

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#23

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/8/08 at 11:10pm

One more remark out of me and this thread will go bye bye!

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#24

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/9/08 at 12:10am

Hah I love this thread!

Akiva

#25

re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!

Posted: 9/9/08 at 12:16am

Brian, here's some questions...

1) How do you order a pastrami sandwich?

2) Why do shiksas have more fun?

3) A therapist is only as good as...(please finish the sentence)

4) How often do you call your mother?

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