Jewish? Need extra cash? Move to Alabama!
Jewish? Need extra cash? Move to Alabama!
colleen_lee
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
#1Jewish? Need extra cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 6:24pm
http://news.yahoo.com/story//ap/20080908/ap_on_re_us/recruiting_jews
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#2re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 6:36pm
This thread title describes my life all too well. But growing up in the backwoods of Canada...there is no way I am DOWNGRADING.
Akiva
colleen_lee
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
#2re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 6:38pmBut it's $50,000! I could stomach Alabama for 5 years for $50,000.
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#3re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 6:41pm
Hah fine! You've convinced me. Now lets get married and get our hick on!
Akiva
colleen_lee
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
#4re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 6:51pmHOT!!!!
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#6re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 6:53pmI just heard this on the radio. Maybe Musicaltheatrefan3 will go down there.
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
wexy
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
#8re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:11pmMel Allen the great Yankee announcer was from Birmingham, Alabama and was born Melvin Israel. That being said I think I'll stick to Brooklyn.
#9re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:40pm
This thread just totally made me LOL!
"Let's get our hick on!"
Genius.
And I hope you DO move down there together, along with a few hundred others. And make nice Jewish babies. Let's make Alabammy into a feel-good, menschy state.
Hey... I'm half Jewish! Would I get $25K?
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
#10re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:42pm
Ew. Just Ew.
~ The JAP from LA.
#11re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:46pm
Oh, Shira... come ON. For $50K you could by a hotel, so I hear.
Or 40 acres and a mule!
Just remember, Alabama is home of Harper Lee, "To Kill a Mockingbird," and...
...I've run out of wonderful things. Someone else, please help me out!
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
#12re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:49pmFor $50K, I could barely afford the therapy to keep me there.
#13re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:54pmShira, you're brilliant. I love you.
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#14re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:56pm"OMG y'all! Look at that cow. If I name him "Fabrizio" and he becomes Italian and a gay musical theatre cow can he make designer handbags?"
#15re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 10:42pmBesty! half Jew? Which half?
#16re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 10:48pmProbably the lower?
#17re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 10:49pmYou're on a roll, my dear!
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#18re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 10:51pmI'm not Jewish, but I love bagels and I'm circumcised. Maybe I can't get the full $50k, but maybe $10k?
#19re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 10:55pm
"Probably the lower?"
LOL, for his sake, I hope so!
#20re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 11:07pmHey, there's nothing wrong with not being Jewish down there...
#21re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 11:10pmOne more remark out of me and this thread will go bye bye!
#22re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/8/08 at 11:10pmOne more remark out of me and this thread will go bye bye!
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#23re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/9/08 at 12:10am
Hah I love this thread!
Akiva
#24re: Jewish? Need extra some cash? Move to Alabama!
Posted: 9/9/08 at 12:16am
Brian, here's some questions...
1) How do you order a pastrami sandwich?
2) Why do shiksas have more fun?
3) A therapist is only as good as...(please finish the sentence)
4) How often do you call your mother?
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