Justin Bieber's House Is Being Searched By Police

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:21pm

Due To An Egg Throwing Incident That Caused $20,000 Worth Of Damages. LOL

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:26pm

I have this image of his fridge being ripped open at gunpoint to reveal...eggs!!

You're goin' DOWN, Bieber!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:27pm

I hope this will be a ripped-from-the-headlines LAW & ORDER episode very soon.

[best12bars]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:28pm

Next they'll be looking for toilet paper!

... in the trees!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:29pm

How do you cause $20,000 worth of damage by egging a house?

And what F*CKtard eggs their neighbors house??

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:32pm

Uh, a spoiled manchild who has been living in a super-celebrity bubble since childhood and has thus stopped mentally developing altogether.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:33pm

Exactly. That kind of fvcktard.

[MrMidwest]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:44pm

I am so here for this.

[GlindatheGood22]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:44pm

Let me know when it's safe to come out from under the bed.

[WOSQ]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:50pm

Isn't this a case for the immigration people? I mean, he is behaving not like a visitor to the US ought to behave. Deport the little turd.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:57pm

karma's a bitch

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 3:22pm

Who's idea was it to thrust this talent-free twit upon the general public?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 3:24pm

Usher. Blame Usher.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 3:25pm

Egg throwing? How juvenile!
Oh wait...

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 3:28pm

his mom subjected the world to him.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 3:28pm

The yolk's on him.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 3:32pm

^.....AAAND WE HAVE A WINNER!

[tazber]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 3:55pm

Wonderful thread. You guys crack me up.

As for the little punk/thug wannabe, well throw his ass in jail.

Who cares if he egged the house, just get him out of sight.

[Wynbish]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 3:59pm

Why would he go to jail when he can just plead Affluenza, Douchebagosis, or Dumbassopecia?

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:01pm

I'm stealing those Wynbish. Those are choice!!

[Marianne2]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:01pm

Apparently a friend of his did get arrested for alleged possession of cocaine.

[tazber]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:25pm

Where have you been Wynbish?

[Wynbish]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:27pm

The holidays and catching up on work has been too all-consuming to swing by here much.

And go ahead and steal them, Carlos, you bastard! Updated On: 1/14/14 at 04:27 PM

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:34pm

Wyn has been busy covering her tracks... I think she took a trip to Los Angeles recently. Bought a carton of eggs and, well, the rest is history.

[Wynbish]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:55pm

Not I. I make it a point in life to never throw away perfectly good items that I could pair with grits and hotcakes.