Justin Bieber's House Is Being Searched By Police
#2
Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:26pm
I have this image of his fridge being ripped open at gunpoint to reveal...eggs!!
You're goin' DOWN, Bieber!
You're goin' DOWN, Bieber!
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~ Muhammad Ali
#3
Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:27pm
I hope this will be a ripped-from-the-headlines LAW & ORDER episode very soon.
#4
Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:28pm
Next they'll be looking for toilet paper!
... in the trees!
... in the trees!
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#5
Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:29pm
How do you cause $20,000 worth of damage by egging a house?
And what F*CKtard eggs their neighbors house??
And what F*CKtard eggs their neighbors house??
#6
Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:32pm
Uh, a spoiled manchild who has been living in a super-celebrity bubble since childhood and has thus stopped mentally developing altogether.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#7
Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:33pm
Exactly. That kind of fvcktard.
#8
Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:44pm
I am so here for this.
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
#9
Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:44pm
Let me know when it's safe to come out from under the bed.
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.
#10
Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:50pm
Isn't this a case for the immigration people? I mean, he is behaving not like a visitor to the US ought to behave. Deport the little turd.
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#11
Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:57pm
karma's a bitch
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#12
Posted: 1/14/14 at 3:22pm
Who's idea was it to thrust this talent-free twit upon the general public?
Hey Dottie!
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#14
Posted: 1/14/14 at 3:25pm
Egg throwing? How juvenile!
Oh wait...
Oh wait...
#15
Posted: 1/14/14 at 3:28pm
his mom subjected the world to him.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#16
Posted: 1/14/14 at 3:28pm
The yolk's on him.
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#17
Posted: 1/14/14 at 3:32pm
^.....AAAND WE HAVE A WINNER!
#18
Posted: 1/14/14 at 3:55pm
Wonderful thread. You guys crack me up.
As for the little punk/thug wannabe, well throw his ass in jail.
Who cares if he egged the house, just get him out of sight.
As for the little punk/thug wannabe, well throw his ass in jail.
Who cares if he egged the house, just get him out of sight.
....but the world goes 'round
#19
Posted: 1/14/14 at 3:59pm
Why would he go to jail when he can just plead Affluenza, Douchebagosis, or Dumbassopecia?
#20
Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:01pm
I'm stealing those Wynbish. Those are choice!!
#21
Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:01pm
Apparently a friend of his did get arrested for alleged possession of cocaine.
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#22
Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:25pm
Where have you been Wynbish?
....but the world goes 'round
#23
Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:27pm
The holidays and catching up on work has been too all-consuming to swing by here much.
And go ahead and steal them, Carlos, you bastard!
And go ahead and steal them, Carlos, you bastard!
Updated On: 1/14/14 at 04:27 PM
#24
Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:34pm
Wyn has been busy covering her tracks... I think she took a trip to Los Angeles recently. Bought a carton of eggs and, well, the rest is history.
#25
Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:55pm
Not I. I make it a point in life to never throw away perfectly good items that I could pair with grits and hotcakes.
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