Kevin Federline's Lyrics: A Translation (Quite humorous!)
Kevin Federline's Lyrics: A Translation (Quite humorous!)
ElphieDefiesGravity
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/27/04
#0Kevin Federline's Lyrics: A Translation (Quite humorous!)
Posted: 8/22/06 at 3:01pm
I found this to be rather funny. Enjoy. 
K-Fed Lyrics
"Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. Want something. Want something."
Wishes come true, not free.
Wishes come true, not free.
FranklinShepard-Inc.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/25/04
#1re: Kevin Federline's Lyrics: A Translation (Quite humorous!)
Posted: 8/22/06 at 3:17pm
I wish he'd write his lyrics actually that way 
. Would be highly amusing!
vmlinnie
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
#2re: Kevin Federline's Lyrics: A Translation (Quite humorous!)
Posted: 8/22/06 at 3:19pmIt gives me heart when I read such terrible lyrics from someone who's supposed to be doing well. There's hope for us all!
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
FranklinShepard-Inc.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/25/04
#3re: Kevin Federline's Lyrics: A Translation (Quite humorous!)
Posted: 8/22/06 at 3:28pm*lol* come on, vmlinnie, why for christ's sake should he be anything to look up to considering writing lyrics?
vmlinnie
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
#4re: Kevin Federline's Lyrics: A Translation (Quite humorous!)
Posted: 8/22/06 at 3:30pmNot to look up to at all! That's not what I meant! What I mean is that those lyrics are the lyrics of a supposedly successful artist. If that can be successful, we can all be! That's what I meant.
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
#5re: Kevin Federline's Lyrics: A Translation (Quite humorous!)
Posted: 8/22/06 at 3:52pmI don't think anyone would consider him a successful artist. He performed on the Kids' Choice Awards. It wwas HORRIBLE. Look it up on Youtube. Britney introduced him.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#6re: Kevin Federline's Lyrics: A Translation (Quite humorous!)
Posted: 8/22/06 at 3:54pm
The headline: K-Fed: Masterpiece Theater
More like Assterpiece Theater. What a dick.
#7re: Kevin Federline's Lyrics: A Translation (Quite humorous!)
Posted: 8/22/06 at 4:26pmHe was on the Teen Choice Awards. The Kids Choice Awards are on Nickelodeon, which is definitely not K-Fed friendly, even if he did probably sire half the audience.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
smashingasian
Featured Actor Joined: 6/15/06
#8re: Kevin Federline's Lyrics: A Translation (Quite humorous!)
Posted: 8/22/06 at 4:39pm
"Masterpiece Theater" *bursts out into laughter*
My mom and I stared at the tv the entire time. Not a word between us. At the end we looked at each other shook our heads and changed the channel. Dear Lord Britney, what have you gotten yourself into?
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