Letterman Vs The Palins- Page 7
Letterman Vs The Palins
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#150Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/13/09 at 6:44pm
yea
I'm laughing MY ass off....
JustAGuy
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/03
#151Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/13/09 at 7:29pmIsn't about time for Roxy to pipe in with "So much for Freedom of Speech."
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#152Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/13/09 at 7:35pmNo. If Letterman HAD said something horrible about raping 14 year olds and we were outraged THEN Roxy would add that.
#153Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/13/09 at 7:40pm
This is starting to make the rounds. I am praying Dave will start Monday non stop Sarah Palin jokes.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/13/leno-told-similar-joke-ab_n_215261.html
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#154Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/13/09 at 8:17pmI just emailed him that very thought.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#155Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/13/09 at 8:40pm
Letterman?
Here's Levi
Levi Admits he doesn't use protection!
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#156Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/13/09 at 8:45pm
SUNSCREEN.
BFD.
#157Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/13/09 at 8:59pmDave should have Levi Johnston on all week as his guest co host!
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#158Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/14/09 at 12:33amLevi is becoming more and more comfortable in fron of the camera. We're getting to know each other through the Internet and, although I'll never share his love of hunting or hockey--the one time I went to a live hockey game I got hit in the head with a puck--he's impressing me as a decent guy. He's got a good sense of humor, too.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#159Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/14/09 at 12:42am
Step into my web-cam said the spider to the fly.
Dave would be smart to never mention any of this again. Not as satisfying for us, but smart.
#160Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/14/09 at 12:22pm
"I LOVE Jim Colyer's post. It's hilarious."
True, but not as funny as his songs.
#161Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/14/09 at 1:11pm
LETTERMAN IS LETTERMAN
by Joe Koyler
When he gives us that smile
With that gap in his teeth
And tries to be smart
Without any heart
Behind his bile
He crosses the line
And should be banned
Letterman Is Letterman
A liberal pawn
Who rapes teenage girls
Acting elite and smug
Makes decent folks wanna hurl
And all his lame jokes
Just make me yawn
Gotta fire his butt
Letterman is Letterman
Letterman's gotta do what Letterman's gotta do
Doesn't mean it's okay with me or with you
Letterman's gotta be what Letterman's gotta be
But till he's gone there's no CBS for me
What if I made a joke
About Dave's kid
How'd that go over
I mean, God forbid
He's eroding our morals
Crusading 'gainst decent folks
Let's hang him if we can
Letterman is Letterman
solo
Letterman's gotta do what Letterman's gotta do
Doesn't mean it's okay with me or with you
Letterman's gotta be what Letterman's gotta be
But till he's gone there's no CBS for me
Joe Kolyer ascap
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#162Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/14/09 at 1:16pm
Am I the only one who is actually looking forward to the 2012 election and wishing for Palin to run? I want to watch the other Republican Presidential hopefuls rip her a new one! It is gonna be sweet!
#163Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/14/09 at 2:42pmSNAFU- I would only want to see her in the debates but not to get the nomination! I don't want her to be the first female from a major party to run for president- she doesn't deserve that notoriety and she's just not that smart! I'd also like to see her in a debate where she has to talk faster. Everytime she says anything it seems so calculated. To me, it shows she's not a quick thinker. That's why she only goes on Fox and the other shows via satellite! Oh and everytime she says- "Here in Alaska" or "our great nation"- everyone should chug!
#164Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/14/09 at 2:46pmThat's because FOX NEWS is the ONLY Network that tells the truth,according to her. They are the truth tellers,the good guys. All other media outlets are part of the liberal media who love to embarrass poor Sarah and ask "Gotcha Questions". She feels safe at Fox.I wish George Soros would win Fox News from Rupert Murdoch in a poker game.
#165Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/14/09 at 3:00pmSupportivemom, that is what I meant. I seriously doubt she would get the nomination. It will however be very entertaining to watch her try! I think the first woman to be a major party candidate should be a tad bit more of an intellectual and less of a runner up in a Beauty Pageant.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#166Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/14/09 at 3:04pm
Carrie Prejean for President!
not.
#167Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/14/09 at 3:20pmGot it Snafu! I would love to see the other networks just refuse to talk about her at all! I wonder if she doesn't run for governor again will Fox offer her her own talk show ala Huckabee- or will they make her a political pundit. To me, she's just a talking beauty queen who has memorized her answers but can't think out of the box and can't handle questions she hasn't prepared for!
#168Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/14/09 at 10:56pm
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#169Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/15/09 at 12:11pmI agree. Sarah "Drama, drama, drama" Palin needs to keep it up.
#170Sarah Palin best thing to happen to Dave since the bypass
Posted: 6/15/09 at 12:13pm
Palin/Quayle 2012!
#171dave will do well to remain silent
Posted: 6/15/09 at 12:27pm
silly people thinking there will be elections in 2012.
oh, and there's this
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Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#172dave will do well to remain silent
Posted: 6/15/09 at 12:37pmRight-wing drama queens unite!!!
#173dave will do well to remain silent
Posted: 6/15/09 at 12:38pmOh boy! I will bet 10s of 15s will show up!
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#174dave will do well to remain silent
Posted: 6/15/09 at 5:09pm
From the site papa linked with the (coincidentally?) Drudge-like layout.
STATEMENT FROM PALIN FAMILY SPOKESPERSON, June 12
"The Palins have no intention of providing a ratings boost for David Letterman by appearing on his show.
Plus, it would be wise to keep [14 year old] Willow away from David Letterman."
Basically it's okay that their spokesperson makes a joke about LETTERMAN being a lech toward Willow but not okay for Letterman to not make a joke about A-Rod being a lech toward Willow? Talk about your moral high ground!
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