Madonna - W.E Reviews- Page 2

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 9/6/11 at 2:32pm

Now that Madonna truly resembles an inflatable sex doll, I'd say she's finally come full circle.

It's tough to see a woman in power.

That is SO 70s. Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton pretty much put a pin in that meme in 1980.

Tougher to watch her age. Tougher to celebrate all the successes she has had in her lifetime.

Not really since she's trying so desperately to stop aging and reinvent herself, which has nothing to do with the past. Sort of like Cher, but without all the BS pseudo-spiritual gobbledygook. Now, if you were talking about Diana Ross or Dionne Warwick...oops. Bad examples. How about Michael Jackson? No? Barbra Streisand! Oh wait, she's gotten boring and freaky looking, too. And what's with all the crappy Focker movies? No, I guess you're right. We're just trying to KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE. That's why we love Mel Gibson so much.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 9/6/11 at 2:41pm

Tougher to watch her age.

Tougher to watch her do odd things to her face with surgery and poisons to slow the process of aging, which only just wind up making her look stranger.

There, I fixed it.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 9/6/11 at 3:10pm

Ok, now I'm picturing PRS presenting a Bundt cake with a little flower pot in the center.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 9/6/11 at 3:12pm

If I didn't like it, rest assured I wouldn't bitch about it in front of a hot mic (and that's from someone without thirty years in show business)!.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 9/7/11 at 1:34pm

You know it's a passive-aggressive diss when it begins "I have no comment, but…" Stumping in Europe for the movie she directed, Madonna reportedly told a French magazine she doesn't get why Lady Gaga keeps going Single White Female on her: "As for Lady Gaga, I have no comment to make about her obsessions having to do with me because I don't know whether her behavior is rooted in something deep and meaningful, or superficial." Between this and the hydrangea incident, Madge is on a rampage of arched-eyebrow judgment, and I think I like it? Madonna's publicist denies that her client slammed Gaga, but I really think she should let this one roll. Miss Congeniality is always a runner-up
Madonna Haughtily Dismisses Gaga’s ‘Obsession’ With Her

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 9/7/11 at 2:08pm

"As for Lady Gaga, I have no comment to make about her obsessions having to do with me because I don't know whether her behavior is rooted in something deep and meaningful, or superficial."

Her confusion is understandable. I saw Truth or Dare. I don't think I've ever seen a side to Madonna that wasn't superficial (especially her front side recently), so it makes sense she wouldn't know how to differentiate it in others.

[ErikJ972]

Posted: 9/7/11 at 2:35pm

"As for Lady Gaga, I have no comment to make about her obsessions having to do with me..."
That quote sounds made up. Maybe by someone who speaks English as a second language.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 9/7/11 at 2:40pm

To be fair, I just read that it was a French interview, so maybe something was lost in the translation. Like the (now sadly debunked) interview that was translated from English to Hungarian back to English. "Thank you for saying these compliments.. Please stop with taking sensationalist photographs until I have removed my garments for all to see. This is a joke I have made."

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 9/7/11 at 4:11pm

No, I think that comment sounds like some Madonna might say. Imagine it again with a faux British accent.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 9/7/11 at 4:24pm

She was unquestionably a grade-A bitch about the hydrangeas, though.

[songanddanceman2]

Posted: 9/7/11 at 5:26pm

The comment was made up
Great press release here
http://boyculture.typepad.com/boy_culture/2011/09/madonna-no-offense-to-gaga-hydrangeas.html

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 9/7/11 at 5:30pm

I'm still wondering what she has against hydrangeas. Are they considered ghetto or too twentieth-century? Is there a secure website where only her TRUEST fans can receive a list of Madonna-approved foliage? Does anyone besides Madonna actually expect a stranger to present her with a gift of her own personal preference?

Hopefully, the world will answer those questions in kind by consistently bombarding her with nothing but hydrangeas for the next 25 years or until she decides to stop being a snotty bitch, which will probably occur 10 minutes after her death. Honestly, I don't know whether her behavior is rooted in something deep and meaningful, or superficial. Oh wait, yes I do. Never mind.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 9/7/11 at 8:44pm

Give the hydrangea a f**king break. Loewth them? Really?

You know this f**kery made news at CNN, right?

Updated On: 9/7/11 at 08:44 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/7/11 at 8:47pm

Probably somebody in her MIchigan suburb thought they were beautiful flowers when Madonna was growing up so Madonna probably thought they were tasteful and classy and then her brother grew up to be a queen with taste who said something snarky about hydrangias and Madonna now has to make it CLEAR that she doesn't just dislike them, she looooooathes them. In case you missed the point that she has refined tastes.

She's just such an awful person. But I kind of love the fact that she is a grown adult yet simply CAN'T keep her mouth shut.

[Jane2]

Posted: 9/7/11 at 9:34pm

and now she loathes hydrangeas and her brother

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/7/11 at 9:40pm

Coincidence? I don't think so!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 9/7/11 at 10:07pm

Oh god, I forgot until just this moment about Christopher's sad little book. It was just so ... sad. I didn't really like either one of them any more (or any less, I guess) but I just felt pity.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/7/11 at 11:35pm

Still, she should have paid him for the painting!!!!!

[Jane2]

Posted: 9/7/11 at 11:41pm

and she should not have stuck him in steerage at the wedding.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 9/7/11 at 11:55pm

God, you two are giving me flashbacks!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/9/11 at 1:25pm

Why didn't she pay him for the painting?? WHY?

[tazber]

Posted: 9/9/11 at 1:45pm

I was really amused to see her be so hydrangeaphobic. It's so random. Although Namo's scenario does make it understandable.

But still....they're flowers! And a token of someone's admiration. What's not to love?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/9/11 at 2:17pm

She can't help herself. Being kind does not come naturally to her. She apparently can't even grasp the most basic tenets of her kabbalah cult.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 9/9/11 at 2:32pm

Red friendship bracelet = Kabbalah

What's not to grasp?

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 9/9/11 at 10:21pm

Oh, Namo. You actually read CC's book??? You are SO not punk anymore!