Message Board "I'm Leaving" Threads
Message Board "I'm Leaving" Threads
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#0Message Board "I'm Leaving" Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:02pmMan it's always amusing when people type out ostentatious "I'm leaving forever..." threads on message boards discussing about their "decision to leave" as if they were stepping down as CEO of something.
#1re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:03pm
You mean I'm NOT the CEO of BWW?
*sobs*
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#2re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:05pmI LOVE "I'm Leaving" threads. Endlessly amusing.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#3re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:07pm
I'M IMPORTANT! I WANT EVERYONE TO BEG FOR MY RETURN!
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I WON'T COME BACK! EVEN IF YOU ASK!
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I'M LEAVING! I'LL NEVER WRITE HERE AGAIN! YOU GUYS STINK!
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THAT MEANS YOU! AND YOU'RE GAY, TOO, SO NYAAAH!
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So, apple sauce- hot or not?
#4re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:08pmShoot. Was there a new one and I missed it??
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
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Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#5re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:09pmJust for kicks, can we gather the most notable "I'm leaving" threads, and then post their return post? It's always fun how people sneak back on by posting on some mundane thread that no one reads, then act like nothing happened.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#6re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:11pmWould it be rude of me to suggest the posters for whom we could search?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#7re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:12pmThose people don't tend to need help to be ridiculous.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#8re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:14pmYes, it would be rude, but we could take the passive-aggressive route of just posting links and letting the threads speak for themselves.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:15pmBut then we have to do the work...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#10re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:17pm
Here's a board I joined solely for the purpose of making an "I'm Leaving" thread on my first post as an inside joke between a friend and I:
http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131603
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#11re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:25pmI'm not sure how long I could have lasted at that place myself. Message boards that consist of more smilies, signatures, and unecessarily gigantic graphics than actual text drive me insane. Not to mention that eyeball-friendly white-on-black format. Yikes.
#12re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:26pmHeh, I love it. And it's so true. So many times, I see those "I'm Leaving" threads and think "Have you ever posted here?" Especially when they rant about how horrible the board is and how everyone is a complete b*tch to them. I feel left out, since I never got to be a b*tch to them.
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Wanting life but never knowing how
#13re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:27pmskittles, do what I do - be a bitch to everyone from day 1. Then you have no regrets.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#14re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:28pmOh, who was that guy/girl who just insulted anybody who replied to their thread? That was hysterical, especially since (s)he'd only been around for a few days.
#15re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:33pm
I'm so upset. I was hoping someone had a meltdown and left.
Instead it is just some of my favorite "meanies" being mean. 
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#16re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:34pmI LOVE meltdowns! Oh, I love them almost more than the "I'm leaving" threads. And meltdown threads are easier to find! (Has anyone tried searching _____ [poster] + "leaving" in the BWW search? Needle! Haystack!)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#17re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:35pm
I always wanna scream....DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YA ON YOUR ASS AS YOU GO......TA-TA!
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#18re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:35pmTeach me how to find meltdown threads!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#19re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:37pm
*roasts a kitten*
Penguin, you want one?
#20re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:37pm
Here's a good one...
https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?boardname=off&thread=856068#1172742
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#21re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:38pmGrill it up Plum. I'd rather have puppy again though.
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#22re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:42pm
My personal favorite. And a double-whammy - a meltdown AND an "I'm leaving" message all in one! (Except, she actually did leave. And good riddance.)
Raggy Q Rocker goes off her rocker
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#24re: Message Board 'I'm Leaving' Threads
Posted: 10/24/05 at 8:44pmThey are too cute, maybe we can train them to eat the idiots.
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.
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