I hate the Dollop of Daisy ones too.
The one that really gets me is for the Sony Bluetooth with the little girl dressed as an Ardvark for the school play and she's all drepressed because noone noticed her. (I was just the ardvark)Then the parents proceed to play the tape and you hear her annoying little voice go, "take my hand, guide me home..." GAH
One I love though is for Citi bank. It was on last night during American Idol. They show this big guy working out then he stops and starts to talk in the voice of the girl who stole his password online, and he's like, "HOLLYWOOD HERE I COME! Tell me what you think!" and sings Unbreak my Heart sooooo terribly.
"You know, with the right volume, Patti LuPone can make a car bounce, too...."
-Wonderwaiter