Musto's Blind Items
Musto's Blind Items
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#1Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 9:50am
My favorite. Dig in. My favorite is the "former Lindsay Lohan leading man".
Musto's Blind Items
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Updated On: 8/20/08 at 09:50 AM
#2re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:35am
Which '80s sitcom diva once called the show's head writer to say of her most problematic co-star: "We have to stop calling her a ****. She is now officially mega****!"?
Lisa Welchel!
eta, and:
Speaking of which, what Broadway website editor often takes two to three weeks to answer business e-mails and then barely responds with any concrete information anyway?
Uh oh. Musto's heard y'alls moderator-bashin' bitchin'!
Updated On: 8/20/08 at 11:35 AM
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#2re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:37am
So who would mega**** be?
Mindy Cohn?
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#3re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:38am
Charlotte Rae, of course.
My second guess would have been Joanna Kerns saying it about Kirk Cameron.
Chance
Broadway Star Joined: 7/16/08
#4re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:52am
Speaking of which, what Broadway website editor often takes two to three weeks to answer business e-mails and then barely responds with any concrete information anyway? (When you bitch to him about this, he doesn't respond at all.)
well now.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#5re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:53amUh, yeah. That one caught my eye, too.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Chance
Broadway Star Joined: 7/16/08
#6re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:59amMy first guess ont he Lindsay Lohan one would be Jonathan Bennet, but he wasn't so much a "leading man" in mean girls as he was a secondary character. I suppose it could be Chris Pine.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#7re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 12:01pm
"Which '80s sitcom diva once called the show's head writer to say of her most problematic co-star: "We have to stop calling her a ****. She is now officially mega****!"?
Bea Arthur - Susan Harris - Betty White
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#8re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 12:37pm"80s sitcom"== definitely Bea Arthur/Betty White. That's a famous story.
#9re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 12:41pm
Which young TV actress turned chick-bonding-type-movie ensemble player is supposedly so dumb she couldn't find her name on her own birth certificate if she had to?
Ooooh, someone from The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Chance
Broadway Star Joined: 7/16/08
#11re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 12:44pm
I'm thinking "Bledel" isn't the easiest name to spell... 
#12re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 12:48pmYeah, no secret how Bea felt about Betty ...
"I am open, and I am willing,
For to be hopeless would seem so strange.
It dishonors those who go before us,
So lift me up to the light of change."
Holly Near
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#13re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 1:15pm
I can go Musto one step further.
Which lady who lunches with Bea said "Bea can curse like the best of them, but even I was shocked when she called Betty a ****."
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Chance
Broadway Star Joined: 7/16/08
#15re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 1:38pmLindsay Lohan hasn't been starred THAT many movies with romantic male leads. It does either have to be Chris Pine or Adam Garcia.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#17re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 1:43pmJustin Long was in Herbie Fully Loaded with Lindsay. He's better known for playing "Mac" in "PC vs mac" ads.
Sandy in Sable
Stand-by Joined: 3/6/06
#18re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 2:30pm
"Oh, and the toupee guy -- Rip Taylor?"
Or Steve Harvey? 
Would Rip have "handlers"?
When Bea called Tallulah a **** she deserved it, but Betty?? I think it'd be the other way around. Though I HAVE heard that Betty sold her soul to the devil to get into show business...
"...late modeling titan once said of a future (closeted) superstar), 'He's too ethnic'?"
Tyson Beckford
And I remember Jerry Lewis slipping an anti-gay joke on air, but he ain't "late".
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#19re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 2:33pmI have always felt in my heart of hearts that Mike Meyers wears a toupee.
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Sandy in Sable
Stand-by Joined: 3/6/06
#20re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 2:41pm
"What teen who was on a soap opera vividly remembers the married male 'throb of the show ringing her for attempted booty calls?"
Leven Rambin and Cameron Mathison?
Namaste
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/24/08
#21re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 3:56pm
"Which TV weatherman (no, not that one) broke up with an emotionally abusive boyfriend who used to berate him for being too femmy?"
Sam Champion?
#22re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 4:06pm
I took "no, not that one" to mean NOT Sam Champion, since he was the one who would most obviously spring to mind.
Namaste
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/24/08
#24re: Musto's Blind Items
Posted: 8/20/08 at 4:17pm
Oh, well since it came before the gay reference, I figured he meant not Al-the most obvious NY Weatherman.
Jeff Raneri is also a handsome devil, who flits and floats across the 7-day forecast.
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