My Dracula Review: Preview #13 — Page 2

My cousin's girlfriend works for the same company that does custodial work at the theatre next to the Belasco Theatre... she says that Jordan Knight, Danny Wood, and Jon Knight are taking over for Van Helsing, Bride #1, and Bride #2 respectively. I can't wait to see what Danny Wood does with the role. He's fab.

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It's threads like this that drive me crazy.

First of all, WHY IS THIS ON THE OFF-TOPIC BOARD? This is the place for frivolous chatter about nothing at all, not the place for serious debate about a performance that has yet to take place. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for contributing to Namo's obsession with making fun of every single poster. Don't you realize that you are the laughing stock of all of the Broadway message boards? I was just over at ATC (where DRACULA is getting some of the best reviews of previews since Bobbie Boland, by the way) and they are all wondering what is happening to the off-topic board at "the other world." (That's what they call BroadwayWorld over there.) One poster said he/she was appalled that people were allowed to discuss a show on the off-topic board and they would never stand for that kind of behavior if they had the power.

And furthermore, Robbiej, to help with your gag reflex, just relax, keep your eyes open and imagine a yummy Popsicle. But mostly, don’t try so hard, it’ll come.

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Well looks like Dracula has postponed it's 16th preview, uh oh!

No...they just can't get the damn bubble to work!

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My cousin's brothers best friends uncle who's a grip said that it wasn't what CK was sucking by who he wasn't sucking

I really, really, really want to know if u think Tom Hewitt will be at the stage door a week from Wednesday between performances. I heard he is nice and I really want him to sign my Rocky Horror T-shirt. Do u think he will?

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I just wish that Melissa Errico bitch will stop pulling that crap with the neckbrack!

I mean...HOW THE F*CK IS HE SUPPOSE TO BITE HER? ON THE THIGH?

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Wait a second... I thought you said you DIDN'T see the 13th preview!

Hold on... are you who you say you are? I'll bet you're Ben Brantley!

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Wait, I just heard from my sister's boyfriend's mother's uncle's janitor's sister....that, they are changing the second act finale because the forum members from VAMPYRLUVAS4EVA.Com didn't like how Dracula's cape swayed as he sang the ROCKIN' song , "Do you Hear the Chilin' of the NIGHEEET"?

And I thought once Joel Grey came in as Van Helsing things would settle down.

I heard that the producers were going to shut the show down for a week and tell the press that Tom Hewitt is on vacation for the week that the Transylvanians are in town.

Isn't he a bit long in the tooth for the role?

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Updated On: 8/10/04 at 02:07 PM