My Dracula Review: Preview #13- Page 4

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 11:23pm

I like gym class, cause the teach really likes me and lets me help - i pass out the towels.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 11:26pm

I had a tooter for spanish one day after school and mom took him shopping and than dad said where is mom and i said mom went shopping and dad said where is jose and i said jose went shopping with mom and dad said why did they go shopping and i said to dad that i didn't know and dad said okay and than i went to bed and dad said to close my door and i did and mom came home late and i heard them yelling and now i take french.

[Broadway Matt]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:00am

there isn't enough deodorant or adderall in the world for this conversation.

but is there ever?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 8:09am

My French teacher is named Monsieur Boris. He's kewel. He likes to conjugate. That's the mostest fun you can ever have--conjugating with your French teacher. I told him that if he was a minister he'd have a huge conjugation. He didn't understand me.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 9:00am

LOL! I don't know what any of that means!!! LOL!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 9:09am

Ok, heard from my inner-child, the 21# Preview actually went gang-busters, Leif Garrett seems to really have a handle on the role of Dracula!

Ever since they changed the title to "Dracula: A Bloody Mess" things have turned the corner.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 9:12am

Isn't he in a wheelchair because he ran over himself in a car when he was drunk back in the 40's when he was famus?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:23am

OMG, can I just say one thing? Can I just say how lucky you guys are to have a health teacher who actually tells you things? Can I just say that? Because our Principle, Ms. Lady Gwen DeVere doesn't believe in telling us anything because she "feels" it will encourage us to do or be whatever it is the health teacher is talking about. Like "homospains." We can't talk about that at school because of her because she has a "gut instinct" that it would make us be that way.

I believe Tom Hewitt is a homospain. Man, can you believe my review of a preview I didn't see and that hasn't happened yet has turned into a really deep thread about life and philosophy and opinions? Can I just say how koowell that is?

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:25am

I don't know, Namo, it's something to think about.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:27am

i'm interested in this concept of dollypop's that you can become a producer merely by the act of kissing a member of the same sex. i would like some more specifics on this because if it's true, i really have a bone to pick with certain members of this board who've been telling some tall tales!

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 2:22pm

Oh Possums - this is more fun than gay bingo on friday nights!

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 6:36pm

I JUST got home from summer school because mom said i can't be home alone anymore with dad and we learned about philosophie before lunchtime came and we had to eat chicken nuggets again! OMG they are soooooooooo gross because they are nasty! LMAO because Tonya my friend in gym class said they should be fish instead but you couldn't even tell!!!!!! LOL

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 7:21pm

Again, something to think about while the kids are having sex without condoms.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 9:44pm

I cut summer school today. I mean its sooooo boring! If the teachers had done thier jobs in the frist place I woouln't be having to take these stupid classes over again. I mean, like when am I ever gonna need the stupid things I learn in English? You know what that idiot teacher is making us read? Some boring book about a guy who doesn't want to paint his Aunt Eller's fence. I mean like, that's dumb. Why would any aunt make a kid paint a fensce when she could probably get her butler to do it or something? Kids should just be having fun.

Anyhows, my father said if I don't pass these classes in summer school he's gonna force me to sit throuogh BLACKULA again when Taye Diggs takes over as the Count. I said, "No way!" and my father said "Oh yes!" and I said "Not on your life" and he said "That isn't true" and I got mad and slammed the dresser drawer shut (It was kindda open) and he slapped me for banging things in my bedroom.

I didn't like it.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 10:43pm

Dude, you can so report him for that and get him busted and you'll be home free! This actress from the olden days who played Aunt Ellen in "Oh, Klahoma!" totally divorced her parents when she was on tv before they had color and they forced her to play twins who were cousins and then she starred in a very famous musical movie called "Doll Valley." Anyway, if she can do it you can do it and I here there is a guy on this board who will take you in if you are wayword.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:01pm

i saw a movie like that a long long long long long long time ago a few years ago called bring it on because there were girls who were having problems but it was okay at the end because there were black girls. So don't worry and if you can get that book at the library it is better because they dont cost any money and they have it there and that's good too because you can get them and than see tay digs who is sooooooooooooo hot because he was rent.

[midtowngym]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:23am

*midtowngym bows in deference to Dollypop, Matt_G and Namo*

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:01am

Taye Diggs was in RENT???? That's awesome!!!!! That means he has some experience in acting in productions and shows. Do you think they'll change the music to rap when DRACULA becomes BLACKULA? I mean, like I ruv rap but can your see those naked thingies flying and rapping at the same time? Come to think of it, it maight be very amazing. I mean, like I'm all for innoventive things on Broadway because Broadway is where you can be very, very creative and you know how imortant that is. So maybe its a good idea to make a rapping story out of this. I mean like look. Can you see Mina rapping with the Count? Maybe she'll even be counting while she raps. Hey, wouldn't that be awsome? She can stand there and count while she's wrapping!!!! Listen, maybe it won't be such a bad thing anyhows. If I see it again I am DEFINATELY leaving my snotty brother at home. I mean he's like sooooo THEN!

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:51am

OMG! That would be so great! I thought Taye should have raped more in rent, but if he raped in draculas, then i'd love it! because he should.
i don't know about flying monkeys in the show because my sister Tiff was on the floor having a seezure because of the lights so i had to take her out because everyone on stage was yelling on stage teling her to be quiet.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 1:23pm

Don'tya just hate when that happens? If yer gonna have a seizure in a Broadway theater you should be quiet about it. I mean there's no other way to handle it. Yer in a Broadway theater, for heaven's sake, not Chucky Cheese. Am I right?

So anyhows, I'm getting more amore exited about seeing Taye Diggs dig his heels into the roll of Blacula. My father's friend Corine told me that there trying to get Janet Jackson to play mina. I think that would be just tooooo amazing for words. But the my mother said that Janet Jackson doesn't have stage experience and I said she has talent and my mother days that that isn't enuf if yer gonna be a big star on Broadway and I told her that Janet Jackson IS a big star and then my father said judging from what he saw on the Super Bowl, Janet Jackson isn't big at all. So I said he didn't know what he was talking about. Then he slapped me again.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 1:32pm

So I so am ovah, all dis talk about these shows, why won't anybody answer my question about if Justin Timberlake signs at the stagedoor after Van Wilder The Musical?

I mean I'm going there with my kewl friend Bellydanzr19, she used to be MurrayGlodblatt46 but something happened that she won't tell me about..can't wait to meet her!

SOOOOOOO, if U all know if JUSTIN, I LURV HIM!!!!! Will be singing let meeee know peeps, k?

And I can't stop listening to Britney's new Live from Hazelton, she is soooo AWESOME, lover her cover of Defying Gravity!

Did Dracula ever open?

[Bobby457]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 1:35pm

Im speechless.....and crying from laughing! you guys are TOOOOO much! I ruv it!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 1:39pm

My father's friend Corine says that the shows gonna open but not before Taye Diggs takes over. Corine knows everythig about the theater becauuse she's so passionate about it.

Ah, Eddie, I ruv Justin, too!!! My dear friend Lyspinard seen him at a John Tesh concert and sad he's dreamy in person. I think Lyspinard was talng about Justin, but h may have been reffering to John Tesh as well because John Tesh is something to look at but not as much to look at as Joey Fatone whis extremely
kewel on the retinas if you recieve my meaning.

BTW: Did anyone get the latest edition of SHOW PEOPEL magazine? It's awesome!

Updated On: 8/5/04 at 01:39 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 1:58pm

I forgot to tell you ll that I'm sending these messages from summer school. Our teacher is a real dork. Can you believe his name is Mr.Tim Timmy? He says he has a son named Tim Timmy II--which makes hm Tim Timmy Two. OMG, I can't stand it!

Anyhows, Mr. Timmy has brung us to the liberry where we're suppose to be researching things on the internet. My topic is "venetian blinds". I mean, who in their right mind wants to
do a report on the history of venetian blinds. I'd rather watch cheese melt! But anyhows, I'm having a good time talking to allmy friends at BWW.

Wooops, Mr. Timmy is comeing this way. I better start reseaching venetian blinds. brb

~Caldwell~

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 3:05pm

The American Red Cross is up in arms about the current Broadway offering of Dracula citing that it shows irresponsible transfusion methods as well as mocking the use of blood for non medical procedures during a time of high concern for the current supply. An American Red Cross spokesperson could not be reached to confirm..I for one think this is outrageous, where were they during Dance of the Vampires?!