NJ GOP Mayor Has 'No Idea' How Rentboy Got Sexy Pictures of Him

*sigh*

http://wonkette.com/455082/nj-gop-mayor-has-no-idea-how-rentboy-got-sexy-pictures-of-him#more-455082


The pictures

http://www.mayormyers.webs.com/

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Updated On: 10/21/11 at 02:37 PM

Jordan, I think we both know that sexy is not the word! Grease is STILL the word though! Red flavored.

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Red. As in state. What other color would a Republican use?!

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Clearly he was roofied.

And what do we think Red (as in state) would taste like? Tabacco and regret?

I'm putting this in the very thin file of escorts who believe the BS that comes out of a client's mouth. It's alllllllllll fantasy.

I think the guy's an idiot if he thinks he was going to get a car out of it. The client has $23,000 in his savings account.

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I would think that video of the mayor making the promises would have been more effective at getting people to believe him, than low-quality photos of wallet contents.

Which is exactly why you won't see it happen.

I grew up not far from Medford, where Myers is mayor. It's a very wealthy and very conservative area, and Myers is extremely well-liked. I'm interested to see how this plays out.

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I love his defense.

"The anonymous email sender also shared two phone numbers, one of which belonged to Mr. Meyers.

In his own defense, the mayor said that it was easy for people to find his personal information, as he is a public official. To the story told on the website about the incident, the mayor said that people were crazy! Crazy! for going as far as this crazy man did to try to discredit him. And the pictures? The ones of him wearing only teal skivvies, glasses, and a smile? Uh, Photoshop?"

But here is my favorite.

"It's possible that everything was fabricated; Myers has had his hands in some projects involving scads of money, and when money's at stake, people will embark in all sorts of craziness. Attempting to blackmail public officials into giving you land contracts is the official state sport"

SO, its a shakedown. This rentboy is blackmailing the Mayor. Yeah, because he saw he had 20 grand in his savings and thought he'd be set for life for going after him. These pathetic excuses are getting weaker and weaker.

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I cannot get past the photo and the narrative it inspires. The pose. The horn-rimmed glasses. The superhero undies. I wonder what sort of scene this was, i.e. "Okay, listen up: So I do Clark Kent, like, only halfway changed, you do Lex Luthor, and I say, 'Is that a piece of Kryptonite in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?'"

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