Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
#1Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:19am
It ain't Christmas till my mom is laying under the the Christmas tree cause I didn't get my cha-cha heels. AGAIN!
Have a Merry Christmas, everybody! And please post all holiday horror tales in this thread! Anybody have a Solstice Meldown yet?
#2re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:20am"WHAT ARE THEEEEESE!!??"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#2re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:25amWon't you join us in a carol?
#3re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:27am
Please Dawn, Not on Christmas!
Get off me you ugly witch!
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
Broadway Bound2
Broadway Star Joined: 12/20/07
#6re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:54amDid I ever tell you about the time I had to spend Christmas vacation in detention hall for eating a meatball sandwich, right out in class.
#7re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:56am
artscallion - I just spit out my coffee.
Now I have to clean.
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#8re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:58amAnyone hit a deer yet?
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
#9re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:59amNot hit one, but my uncles shot two of 'em right after Thanksgiving. Mmmm, venison jerky!
#11re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:11amNow they're threatening me! These awful cheap girls. My mom told me to report this kind of thing! I'm trying to get an education!
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#12re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:15am
(I have a knife in my pocketbook and I am going to cut you after class)
Jailyard Guy thank you for quoting the late Cookie Mueller. She is just wonderful. You made my day!
#13re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:24ami need to get this movie on DVD
#14re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:31am
"And remember my offer still stands. If you get tired of being a Hare Krishna, you come live with me and be a lesbian!"
Updated On: 12/21/07 at 11:31 AM
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#15re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:01pmwhats this....a new fishing rod?
#16re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:03pm
You made Gator leave!
I got something fer yer face, motherfücker!
#17re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:30pmI want a deer meat ball sandwich!
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#18re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:50pm

I'm so glad that in the midst of all the hustle and bustle and insane levels of commercialism this time of year, that robbiej took the time to start this thread to remind us what this season is really all about: anxiety, dread, disappointment and seething family resentments.
#19re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:59pmOh boy "seething family resentment!" Just can't wait!! Oh wait a minute I like most of my family.
#20re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 4:21pm
"Oh, I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti.
Do I look ltalian?"
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#21re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 4:35pm
beauty beauty
look at you
i wish ta god
i had it too
#22re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 5:02pm"There's not enough spaghetti for you, Taffy-how about some TOAST?"
#23re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 5:07pm

What do you want for your last meal, Dawn Davenport?
"I'll have two veal cutlets!"
#24re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 5:59pmReally, while it's a different animal altogether, is this script not as perfect, in its own way, as All About Eve?
#25re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 6:07pmI'm sure the lines are remembered and quoted as much as "Eve's" are, so you must be right~
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#26re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 7:34pmha ha, you gonna be one fried lady tonight!!!!
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