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#1

Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:19am

It ain't Christmas till my mom is laying under the the Christmas tree cause I didn't get my cha-cha heels. AGAIN!

Have a Merry Christmas, everybody! And please post all holiday horror tales in this thread! Anybody have a Solstice Meldown yet?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

Updated On: 12/21/07 at 10:19 AM

#2

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:20am

"WHAT ARE THEEEEESE!!??"
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#3

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:25am

Won't you join us in a carol?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#4

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:27am

Please Dawn, Not on Christmas!

Get off me you ugly witch!
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#6

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:54am

Did I ever tell you about the time I had to spend Christmas vacation in detention hall for eating a meatball sandwich, right out in class.
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
#7

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:56am

artscallion - I just spit out my coffee.

Now I have to clean.
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#9

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:59am

Not hit one, but my uncles shot two of 'em right after Thanksgiving. Mmmm, venison jerky!
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#10

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:11am

Now they're threatening me! These awful cheap girls. My mom told me to report this kind of thing! I'm trying to get an education!
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#11

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:15am

(I have a knife in my pocketbook and I am going to cut you after class)

Jailyard Guy thank you for quoting the late Cookie Mueller. She is just wonderful. You made my day!
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#13

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:31am

"And remember my offer still stands. If you get tired of being a Hare Krishna, you come live with me and be a lesbian!"

Updated On: 12/21/07 at 11:31 AM

#15

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:03pm

You made Gator leave!

I got something fer yer face, motherfücker!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#16

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:30pm

I want a deer meat ball sandwich!
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#17

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:50pm

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

I'm so glad that in the midst of all the hustle and bustle and insane levels of commercialism this time of year, that robbiej took the time to start this thread to remind us what this season is really all about: anxiety, dread, disappointment and seething family resentments.

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#18

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:59pm

Oh boy "seething family resentment!" Just can't wait!! Oh wait a minute I like most of my family.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#22

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 5:07pm

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

What do you want for your last meal, Dawn Davenport?

"I'll have two veal cutlets!"

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#23

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 5:59pm

Really, while it's a different animal altogether, is this script not as perfect, in its own way, as All About Eve?
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
#24

re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

Posted: 12/21/07 at 6:07pm

I'm sure the lines are remembered and quoted as much as "Eve's" are, so you must be right~
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

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