Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#1Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:19am
It ain't Christmas till my mom is laying under the the Christmas tree cause I didn't get my cha-cha heels. AGAIN!
Have a Merry Christmas, everybody! And please post all holiday horror tales in this thread! Anybody have a Solstice Meldown yet?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
Updated On: 12/21/07 at 10:19 AM
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#2re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:20am"WHAT ARE THEEEEESE!!??"
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#2re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:25amWon't you join us in a carol?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#3re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:27am
Please Dawn, Not on Christmas!
Get off me you ugly witch!
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
Broadway Bound2
Broadway Star Joined: 12/20/07
#6re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:54amDid I ever tell you about the time I had to spend Christmas vacation in detention hall for eating a meatball sandwich, right out in class.
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#7re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:56am
artscallion - I just spit out my coffee.
Now I have to clean.
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#8re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:58amAnyone hit a deer yet?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
#9re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:59amNot hit one, but my uncles shot two of 'em right after Thanksgiving. Mmmm, venison jerky!
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#11re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:11amNow they're threatening me! These awful cheap girls. My mom told me to report this kind of thing! I'm trying to get an education!
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#12re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:15am
(I have a knife in my pocketbook and I am going to cut you after class)
Jailyard Guy thank you for quoting the late Cookie Mueller. She is just wonderful. You made my day!
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#13re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:24ami need to get this movie on DVD
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#14re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:31am
"And remember my offer still stands. If you get tired of being a Hare Krishna, you come live with me and be a lesbian!"
Updated On: 12/21/07 at 11:31 AM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#15re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:01pmwhats this....a new fishing rod?
#16re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:03pm
You made Gator leave!
I got something fer yer face, motherfücker!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#17re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:30pmI want a deer meat ball sandwich!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#18re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:50pm
I'm so glad that in the midst of all the hustle and bustle and insane levels of commercialism this time of year, that robbiej took the time to start this thread to remind us what this season is really all about: anxiety, dread, disappointment and seething family resentments.
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#19re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:59pmOh boy "seething family resentment!" Just can't wait!! Oh wait a minute I like most of my family.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
JohnBoy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/21/06
#20re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 4:21pm
"Oh, I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti.
Do I look ltalian?"
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#21re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 4:35pm
beauty beauty
look at you
i wish ta god
i had it too
#22re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 5:02pm"There's not enough spaghetti for you, Taffy-how about some TOAST?"
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#23re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 5:07pm
What do you want for your last meal, Dawn Davenport?
"I'll have two veal cutlets!"
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#24re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 5:59pmReally, while it's a different animal altogether, is this script not as perfect, in its own way, as All About Eve?
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
#25re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 6:07pmI'm sure the lines are remembered and quoted as much as "Eve's" are, so you must be right~
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#26re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas
Posted: 12/21/07 at 7:34pmha ha, you gonna be one fried lady tonight!!!!
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