Oddest Dream You've Ever Had? — Page 3

This isn't my weirdest dream by far, but I thought it was worth mentioning.

Last night I dreamt that a giant Lego Conan (a Lego Conan, not a Conan made of Lego - there's a difference) was stomping around Los Angeles for no apparent reason while laughing his fake insane laughter.

Imagine this, only larger and with red hair:

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A bunch of guys with long hair (think Fabio) broke into my house and to defend myself I got one of my brother's martial arts swords, when I attacked them I cut them in half and they turned into stacks of paper.

All of my dreams look like Julie Taymor movies.

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I had a dream that featured Mel Brooks and zombies. I have no idea what the dream was about, but Mel Brooks was there and so were zombies.

I had one a few days ago. It's incredibly hard to explain (especially since I'm not too sure myself what happened) so I'll just say the jumble of items i remember:

Twas Sweeney Todd and Phantom mixed; went into theater; had to pee; went to bathroom; swinging door; swimming tubes; ended up at the top of a balcony; some dudes where chasing me; they needed me to take over Sweeney's job; i was scared of chopping off heads; tried running; did like a quadrupal flip onto the ground floor; dude chased me; cornered me to door where the head chopping was taking place; something about vegetarians; smelly; begger woman except it was Christine Daae telling me not to go in the door; then i have no clue

What I find funny is that all my thoughts from two minutes before I fell asleep got turned into this mess. Sweeney Todd cause I had just watched the movie. Phantom because I was listening to Mermaid and was thinking about Sierra Boggess who was Christine in Vegas. The flip-I had come home from gymnastics. Vegetarians-my friend is one and is always taunting me about how gross it is to eat a pigs butt. Bathrooms and swimming-was feeling ecstatic that i dont have to swim in gym class anymore.

The irony: I told myself before seeing Sweeney Todd that I would only watch it because there was no possible way I could get a nightmare from a musical about a barber slicing peoples heads...I was wrong

grnsmwhr, I've had experiences like that. It's called sleep paralysis and it's terrifying. Many people see images like the one you saw. People describe a strangling sensation, seeing a menacing figure in the room coming for them, and many also say a child or baby is often involved in the "hallucination," for lack of a better word.

I have had SO many weird dreams, I can't even begin to list them all. They're all really long and detailed. The first one that comes to mind is one where I was Peter Pevensie from Narnia, but I fell through this pool of water at Mount Vernon, and when I crawled out, I was in a gothic shopping mall with creepy warped movie posters on the wall. As I walked around, I gradually transformed into the Beast from Beauty and the Beast, and Susan got red eyes and a talon hand. Edmund loked the same, but he turned evil and kept killing people and piling their bodies in a haunted house ride. Meanwhile, the Beauty and the BEast poster on the wall, the Beast turned into PEter Pevensie. Weeeeird.

I also had a dream that was entirely in German a few years ago where I went to "band camp" (I don't play any instruments) but it was actually a training camp for Nazis. I had to wear a pink uniform because I was the only girl. They put me, a small boy, and a kid I know named Dante in a plastic bag, said there was enough oxygen for two people, and had to roll down a hill in the bag and that we'd all die unless we teamed up to kill the third person by the time we made it to the bottom. Instead, I chewed my way out of the bag. As punishment, I was led to my ninth grade biology classroom, where Keebler Elf posters and pink sticky notes with German poems on them were all over the room, and they forced me to eat a decomposing human foot.

I've also had lots of Harry Potter, Shrek, and Phantom of the Opera dreams, too, including one where I learned the Phantom of the Opera was a friend of mine and lived in my attic, and when I forced him to take off his mask, the only thing wrong with his face was one small zit.

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I hold him under the water and I ignore the fact that he is struggling, gasping, begging for air. I see the bubbles float up to the top popping as they get to the surface. I hear the final "bloop" of the last bubble pop. I wake up and realized that having a dream about drowning someone made me hungry. So naturally, I go into the kitchen for a sandwich.

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I dreamt that Cheyenne Jackson was in love with me and I kept trying to get away from him. Think Pepe le Pew and Penelope.

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