Wow can everyone see this list, but me?...I mean i have bad eye sight, but this would a new low...
...or maybe this is a conspiracy, so your makeup will be better then mine?...Where were you guys when Kennedy was assasinated?...a grassy knoll perhaps?
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space