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#1

Persistent MySpace Stalkers!

Do you have one? I have one that WON'T GO AWAY!!

AHHHH!!!

"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

Updated On: 1/12/06 at 08:51 PM

#2

re: Persistant MySpace Stalkers!

It's your own fault for being so gosh darned purty.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#4

re: Persistant MySpace Stalkers!

Oh and it's persistEnt.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#5

re: Persistant MySpace Stalkers!

I thought I may have spelled it wrong.

Thanks for correcting me--I actually love corrections. My father always gets on to me for correcting him. He tells me most people don't like it...but why wouldn't you want somebody to tell you you've made a mistake so you can correct yourself later in life?

Hm.

And as long as you aren't boring, you can be my MySpace stalker.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#7

re: Persistant MySpace Stalkers!

Speaking of myspace, I just joined after years on Friendster, and I need friends! So if anyone wants to be my friend (I'm very nice), let me know. re: Persistant MySpace Stalkers!
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#8

re: Persistant MySpace Stalkers!

Now now Parks. I am NOT a stalker! I mean, really.

By the way, I thought I might remind you that you have STILL not added me as your friend. *drums fingers*
"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle
#9

re: Persistant MySpace Stalkers!

I would love a damn MySpace stalker.




Stalk Away.
My MySpace
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#10

re: Persistant MySpace Stalkers!

You asked for it Jaily....
"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle
#11

re: Persistant MySpace Stalkers!

What exactly constitutes stalking on myspace?

"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay

Updated On: 1/13/06 at 12:02 AM

#12

re: Persistant MySpace Stalkers!

A person who sends me a message...and another one...and another one...in a 2 hours period when I don't respond...and then sends one begging me to respond...and then starts IMing me on AIM...only with more IMs than messages...and when I don't respond on AIM, they send me a message on MySpace telling me I haven't responded to them (...like I didn't know this?)

and babe, I definitely DID add you. Don't try to pull that with me!
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#13

re: Persistant MySpace Stalkers!

Well can you blame them? Who wouldn't want to stalk someone as simply adorable as you?
"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay
#15

re: Persistant MySpace Stalkers!

Look, I'm SORRY Zeppy,

It's just that wholesome all-American look. It drives me wild.

Akiva

p.s. I'd really appreciate if you didn't tell my probation officer about this.

p.p.s. Did you get a haircut or is that a smudge on my binoculars?
#17

re: Persistant MySpace Stalkers!

I would also love a MySpace stalker! And more people need to comment beside my sister lol
<--loser!
MySpace
(Martha Graham from a letter to Agnes de Mille) "There is a vitality, a life force, a quickening That is translated through you into action, And because there is only one of you in all time, This expression is unique. If you block it, It will never exist through any other medium And be lost. The world will never have it. It is not your business to determine how good it is, Nor how valuable it is, Nor how it compares with other expressions. It is your business to keep it yours, clearly and directly, To keep the channel open. You do not even have to believe in yourself or your work. You have to keep open and aware Directly to the urges that motivate you. Keep the channel open. No artist is pleased. There is no satisfaction whatever at any time. There is only a queer, divine dissatisfaction, A blessed unrest that keeps us marching And makes us more alive than others."
#23

re: Persistant MySpace Stalkers!

I must admit, I actually get a little thrill every time I log in and see a message/comment/picture comment/add friend notification...*hangs head sadly*

So, you know...feel free to bombard me.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#24

re: Persistant MySpace Stalkers!

Oh, me too! It's makes my day.

And you're very hard to stalk Jaily. You responded to my friend request right away. That's no fun!
"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

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