Being vocally anti-gay is basically saying, "Hey, I'm straight! Look at how straight I am! Boy, do I love tits! I am so straight! My girlfriend in Canada is so hot! Straight!"
Yeah, its sort of like, "Don't make faces like that, it might stick that way".
This isn't just gay blog fodder, either. It made the national news.
StRaIgHtRoCkS!
Good news! Ted Haggard has expressed his support for the pastor.
I checked, it's not The Onion
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
So he goes to the gym, and sends pix of himself in tight shirts to his little pals.
Like all straight guys do, right?
Do Straight Guys Really Send Pix Like These To Each Other?
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/18/03
This man uses the honorific "Bishop".
Who made him a Bishop?
Things like this have always puzzled me.
Judging from those pictures, he should use the honorific "Bossy Bottom".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E43LLJiQNoQ&feature=
And now a fourth. Maybe they could start a band or something.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gyA3NUnPBEQxutursNBMe_QQiNvAD9IEG3000
Even through Chanel sunglasses, I can see the light!
Broadway Star Joined: 8/19/10

OMG! I just watched that video Borstal and I have a new favorite person!
Bless you Cadillac Kimberly.
So many quotes, so little time.
The man clearly shops from the International Male catalog. Without question, he's a homosexual.
We have another entry into the Poor Choice of Words Hall of Fame.
"Bishop Long filled a lot of voids."
We have yet another victim coming forward.
For those counting, we are at victim number 4 as of now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPCKRsVDxMo&feature=
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Eddie Long not only loves the boyz, he hates and hits the ladies:
Wife Beater Eddie Long
So,in front of his congregation he wants to talk tough on how he will take this to court. In the real world he meets in mediation.
Bishop Eddie Long Sex Case In Mediation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4_LMZ-fTck&feature=
Interesting update. FIVE ACCUSERS he settles out of court with BUT HE SWEARS HE IS TOTALLY INNOCENT!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vFsPT0PtXOo
What's even more disturbing is that his congregation totally buys into this BS.
What's even more disturbing is that his congregation totally buys into this BS.
Of course they do. He's brainwashed them over the years to blindly accept anything he says as the truth.
I wonder what it was about this fifth victim that made Eddie so nervous.This closet case Pastor will continue his anti gay sermons and more than likely his 'inappropriate conduct' with other boys.
If the pastor wants to prove his innocence, why doesn't he just measure his assh*le for us?
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
I missed Cadillac Kimberly the first time around, but I caught her this time - she is IT, boy!
"Chit Chat with Cadillac" Choppin it up, conversing about WHATEVER with people of calibre.
A-MEN!
Updated On: 7/31/11 at 10:50 AM
Uh-oh! His wife wants a divorce.
guess she got sick of having to always where a strap on during sex.
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I'm guessing the divorce has nothing to do with the strap-on and everything to do with that god-awful thing he wears on his head.
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