Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview — Page 4

#76

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/7/14 at 8:59pm

Knowing a couple of people who own homes like this, they very rarely live there. They have multiple residences all over the place. They use real estate as an investment. I am sure she has a complete staff for this place as well as a live in "Grounds Keeper" if you will.

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Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

#77

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/7/14 at 11:13pm

On The View, Whoopi said it takes a *LOT* to make Joan snap.

Joan who? Rivers? It takes any criticism at all to make Joan snap.

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#78

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/8/14 at 2:32am

After a zillion years in the business there is a sense of entitlement and in her case because of the nature of her humor there needs to be a self-awareness which was lost in that interview. It was sad and a gross overreaction.

Hey, she's bound to have a thin skin, it's been stretched enough.

#79

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/8/14 at 10:14pm

OMG I can't believe this David Letterman walked out on JOAN because Joan's vagina is sSO dry...

http://youtu.be/ONgN2Hgz3XE

HOW DRY IS IT?!?!

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#80

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/8/14 at 10:19pm

"Joan's vagina is sSO dry... "

When you get to her age, so will yours.

j/k! lol

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<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#81

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/8/14 at 10:21pm

...that face...I can't look...

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#82

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/8/14 at 10:40pm

I loved that clip- LOL'd

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<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#83

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/8/14 at 10:51pm

She looks like a Thunderbird.

The reporter wasn't judgmental, nasty and mean. Joan doesn't care. She's worth millions. She couldn't care less what that reporter was saying. It was a JOKE. Everybody's took sensitive.

And June Allyson jokes are very up-to-the-minute.

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#84

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/8/14 at 10:58pm

I loved her joke when she was describing the reporter as "all negative" and Joan said "like my wedding"

LOL'd

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<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#85

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/8/14 at 11:08pm

If only she had been quick enough to say it TO the reporter and display her actual humor then. That's what a comic would do.

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#86

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/8/14 at 11:22pm

I literally can't imagine the energy it would take to get upset over a comedian. Like her work. Don't like her work. Beyond that--I got nothin'.

#87

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/8/14 at 11:39pm

OMG, I was apoplectic when Scott Cakes in Provincetown tweetered out a shot of Lisa Lumpagnelli in the shop this week. I mean, a fury I generally only feel for things related to Andrew Sullivan.

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#88

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/9/14 at 12:15am

I hear Andrew Sullivan's vagina is SO dry...

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#89

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/9/14 at 12:19am

How dry is it?

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Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

#90

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/9/14 at 1:19am

I'll let Namo deliver the punch line to that set-up.

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#91

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/9/14 at 8:55am

... his husbear used sense memory to land a part in a community theater production of Other Desert Cities! Ohhhh! You don't know! It was just...

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#92

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/9/14 at 9:15am

It was the OPPOSITE of a publicity stunt! It was...a secret failure! Marriage! My vagina! Oh...I just...Oh...

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#93

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/9/14 at 9:46am

It was a buzz single!

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#94

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/9/14 at 12:42pm

Letterman asked Rivers what her CNN interviewer's name was and Rivers said, "I don't know." She characterized Whitfield's less-than-softball questions regarding her meanness and consistency as "very judgmental, very nasty, very opinionated...negative. It was like my wedding night." When Letterman suggested that Rivers could have chewed up Whitfield and spit her out instead of walking off, Rivers said, "You don't want to hurt her, she's a nice girl." A few seconds later, she said that Whitfield "had hemorrhoids behind her ears, I mean, she's been pulled," apparently taking exception to Whitfield's claim that he hadn't had any work done. That portion of the CNN interview wasn't included in the clip that widely circulated...

Fredericka Whitfield did Joan Rivers a grave injustice by asking her logical questions, and logical questions are negative, but Joan Rivers isn't mean (she made jokes about the Olsen twins having eating disorders and the Kardashians having a lot of body hair during the Letterman interview), that's Joan Rivers' story and she's sticking to it. Give 'em hell, Joan. Not because they deserve it, but because you can.


Joan Rivers Continues Her Tour of Self-Righteous Indignation

#95

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/9/14 at 1:05pm

'... his husbear used sense memory to land a part in a community theater production of Other Desert Cities!'

This is my everything. And I thought the Thunderbird comment was not going to be topped.

#96

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/9/14 at 2:23pm

^^ We save our A material for our A-list audiences.

Did MisterMatt and I ghost write that Gawker article? It sounds like us.

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#97

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/9/14 at 2:27pm

No, it doesn't. It's not nasty enough to be either one of you.

DON'T SAY ANYTHING MEAN OR I'LL WALK OUT!!!

I'M WARNING YOU!!!!

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#98

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/9/14 at 5:35pm

I need someone to explain to me how it is that people like Goldie Hawn, Joan Rivers etc [and the surgeons who perform these surgeries] can actually stand back and say 'WOW-don't I/you look fabulous. Imagine their 'before' makeup look--perhaps don't. I tried one session of botox in my forehead-never again-couldn't raise my eyebrows. Thank God I'm now back to my wrinkly old self again.

#99

Profoundly Self-Aware Joan Rivers Storms Out of Interview

Posted: 7/9/14 at 5:38pm

Some of you will be thrilled to know that Diary of a Mad Diva debuts at #7 on the New York Times Hardcover Nonfiction Bestseller list of July 20th, a week from this Sunday.

It will also be #19 on the Ebook Nonfiction list and #13 on the Combined Print and Ebook Nonfiction list...not a bad showing for a book by someone with such a dry vagina.

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