REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
#1REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/16/11 at 10:57pmHoly hot Italian hell! The drama starts right out of the gate.
#2REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/16/11 at 11:08pmI debated watching again, but sooooo glad I did!
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#2REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/16/11 at 11:45pmI wasn't going to watch but seeing how Danielle was gone, I decided to give it a try. Its actually much better without her. Teresa's family seems really strained. Poor Gia crying.
#3REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/17/11 at 1:32amI knew that this season would bring the drama. There's truly no point to having it if there isn't drama. And, thankfully, this one gets it going right from the start. Love it.
#4REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/17/11 at 8:15amI DVR'ed it. I watched it late at night and had a hard time staying awake, so I'll have to watch it again.
misschung
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/07
#5REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/17/11 at 10:41am
Stockard, you must have been pooped bc it was nothing short of a circus. Holy table-pounding, cross-shaking goodnness!
Honestly, that new girl makes Teresa look like Kate Middleton. She looked like she was pulled off sunset boulevard in that pink dress at the christening.
I love that the Manzos are footing the bill for Chris to find himself, in all his stripper-car-wash glory...
Their daughter and her boyfriend gained a lot of weight, probably bc Caroline gives her absolutely no attention or encouragement and is just waiting to get her married off. Really sad..
#6REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/17/11 at 10:44am
Caroline crying over the boys really needs to stop. How many times can she do that on camera and say, "no, really, please... I can't do this." It's getting pathetic at this point. Her daughter gets absolutely no attention and the boys get the red carpet.
Can albie please come out now???
#7REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/17/11 at 10:45amOK, I'm gonna watch it again now.
#8REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/17/11 at 10:46amWith the exception of Albie, every single male shown during the ninety minutes had major fork to mouth action happening. The boyfriend barely looked up from the plate during that dinner table scene.
#9REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/17/11 at 11:15amOK, Kathy's husband is a little creepy.
#10REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/17/11 at 11:37amMelissa is a bitch, but that baby is so cute.
#11REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/17/11 at 11:52amI caught parts of a repeat in the wee hours of the morning so I didn't see all of it. However, I did see how Jackie's daughter got an internship in New York with one of the most famous publicists. Did anyone explain HOW she got this job- even if it is non-paid? Also thought it was funny that she was complaining about the commute and how she sometimes couldn't get to work. PAHLEEZE! How does a lazy girl who did poorly in school get an opportunity like this in the real world? Geesh!
#12REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/17/11 at 12:03pm
Kathy's husband looks like "Pat" from Saturday Night Live. I echo your sentiments about Jacqueline's daugther. How pathetic-what an entitled mes she is.
I weep for the future. A lot of kids are like that.
#14REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/17/11 at 12:37pmYou just can't make up ish like this. With this drama-packed premiere the RHoNJ has now separated itself from the rest of the pack. This was reality tv show gold.
#15REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/17/11 at 12:59pmI'm still speechless.
misschung
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/07
#16REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/17/11 at 4:35pm
I'm so happy that there's an active BWW Housewives thread again. How I missed this. My friend and I watched this last night over gchat and we were both like "what....what???....what?!!"
What exactly is wrong with Kathy's husband? With all that money he couldn't spare some for cosmetic dentistry? Kathy's daughter looks like Jonbenet Ramsey.
I see now where Ashley's personality comes from - it's Jacqueline! What an inappropriate place to have a discussion about your daughter's responsibilities. Neither of them has any boundaries or social sense - even when her husband was trying to talk to Ashley calmly, Jacqueline kept butting in.
It pisses me off that so many hard-working, responsible young people are unable to find jobs and internships, yet that tool waltzes in in her miniskirt and acts like she's entitled to the world. Why didn't they fire her when she didn't show up every day? To quote Devil Wears Prada, a million girls would kill for that job...
#17REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/17/11 at 7:28pmI don't get why she doesn't understand that it's not ok for her to be late every day. Is it just me or are Kathy's eyes sort of weird? Sort of buggy like Ramona's.
misschung
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/07
#18REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/17/11 at 9:01pmThey are. If you look at her for awhile she starts looking like a trout.
#19REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/18/11 at 8:06amI'm really literally laughing out loud. She does look like a trout!
misschung
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/07
#20REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/18/11 at 3:29pm
Gawker recap is fabulous. Love the commentary on Kathy!
http://gawker.com/5802665/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-the-battle-of-jesuss-kingdom
misschung
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/07
#21REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/18/11 at 3:29pmdouble post
#22REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/19/11 at 10:44am
"Why didn't they fire her when she didn't show up every day? To quote Devil Wears Prada, a million girls would kill for that job..."
I think it's because a million other girls aren't on a highly visible reality series. That's free publicity for Lizzy Grubman...so Ashley gets a pass.
Teresa's brother is a real tool and his wife is a viper.
#23REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/19/11 at 12:06pmI didnt need to see Teresa's brother smelling/nuzzling her sister in laws feet. I dont need to witness a nasty Italian foot fetish.
misschung
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/07
#23REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD
Posted: 5/19/11 at 2:05pm
Tom, I think you're right regarding Ashley and Lizzy. Although isn't the fact that she's searching for publicity through a crappy worker from RHNJ sort of like negative attention-seeking? lol.
The foot thing skeeved me too. Blegh.
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