REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ-SEASON THREE THREAD

Holy hot Italian hell! The drama starts right out of the gate.

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I wasn't going to watch but seeing how Danielle was gone, I decided to give it a try. Its actually much better without her. Teresa's family seems really strained. Poor Gia crying.

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I DVR'ed it. I watched it late at night and had a hard time staying awake, so I'll have to watch it again.

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Caroline crying over the boys really needs to stop. How many times can she do that on camera and say, "no, really, please... I can't do this." It's getting pathetic at this point. Her daughter gets absolutely no attention and the boys get the red carpet.

Can albie please come out now???

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With the exception of Albie, every single male shown during the ninety minutes had major fork to mouth action happening. The boyfriend barely looked up from the plate during that dinner table scene.

Melissa is a bitch, but that baby is so cute.

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Kathy's husband looks like "Pat" from Saturday Night Live. I echo your sentiments about Jacqueline's daugther. How pathetic-what an entitled mes she is.

I weep for the future. A lot of kids are like that.

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You just can't make up ish like this. With this drama-packed premiere the RHoNJ has now separated itself from the rest of the pack. This was reality tv show gold.

I'm so happy that there's an active BWW Housewives thread again. How I missed this. My friend and I watched this last night over gchat and we were both like "what....what???....what?!!"

What exactly is wrong with Kathy's husband? With all that money he couldn't spare some for cosmetic dentistry? Kathy's daughter looks like Jonbenet Ramsey.

I see now where Ashley's personality comes from - it's Jacqueline! What an inappropriate place to have a discussion about your daughter's responsibilities. Neither of them has any boundaries or social sense - even when her husband was trying to talk to Ashley calmly, Jacqueline kept butting in.

It pisses me off that so many hard-working, responsible young people are unable to find jobs and internships, yet that tool waltzes in in her miniskirt and acts like she's entitled to the world. Why didn't they fire her when she didn't show up every day? To quote Devil Wears Prada, a million girls would kill for that job...

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They are. If you look at her for awhile she starts looking like a trout.

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Gawker recap is fabulous. Love the commentary on Kathy!

http://gawker.com/5802665/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-the-battle-of-jesuss-kingdom

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"Why didn't they fire her when she didn't show up every day? To quote Devil Wears Prada, a million girls would kill for that job..."

I think it's because a million other girls aren't on a highly visible reality series. That's free publicity for Lizzy Grubman...so Ashley gets a pass.

Teresa's brother is a real tool and his wife is a viper.

Tom, I think you're right regarding Ashley and Lizzy. Although isn't the fact that she's searching for publicity through a crappy worker from RHNJ sort of like negative attention-seeking? lol.

The foot thing skeeved me too. Blegh.

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