Posted: 6/12/15 at 1:05am
Let's get this thread going before somebody starts one blaming the NAACP for not screening its employees better and make sure the blame sits where it belongs: on the crazy white lady pretending to be black, Rachel Dolezal. Her parents outed her extreme caucasity so she did the only sensible thing, claimed they abused her.
Oh, this story has EVERYTHING. Victim of hate crimes, Africana Studies instructor, and most importantly, this Facebook post advising "other" "black" people on how to go see "12 Years a Slave":
12 Years opened in Spokane tonight. If you haven't seen it yet, get ready; it will take a hold on you, and you should probably avoid making plans for frivolous social obligations afterward. Probably not the best film to take a white partner on a first date to, just-sayin...
In fact, over the years I have learned the only way to screen a Black-themed film in Whitopia (aka Idaho/Eastern Washington) is to:
1) arrive a little early so you have a choice in seating
2) sit in the top, back row so that if white people are inclined to stare, they have to turn all the way around to do it
3) sit in the top, back row so that during the movie people aren't constantly looking at you to monitor the "Black response" to the film
4) sit in the top back row so that if someone gets inspired to start some mess, you can see it coming and have a wide aisle and two side exits rather than a row of feet and knees to make your escape through
5) did I mention sit in the top, back row...for the previous reasons and so you will be among like-minded company and not be distracted by white people snickering at awkward or inappropriate moments, get pissed off at them and lose your focus on the actual film.
Plan B: wait for the DVD
I don't understand the question...
Updated On: 6/12/15 at 01:05 AM




