Real Housewives of New Jersey: SEASON TWO- Page 5

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/25/10 at 11:11am

I think you need to make a roadtrip to Franklin Lakes and confirm.

[misschung]

Posted: 5/25/10 at 11:11am

Chris is one ugly mofo

Sad that Jacqueline wants to hire a life coach to do her parenting for her.

Teresa doesn't know that diamonds come from Africa. Wow. I'm sure the ones she wears aren't ethically sourced, either!

Updated On: 5/25/10 at 11:11 AM

[strummergirl]

Posted: 5/25/10 at 8:55pm

I don't think Chris is bad looking but his personality and having an umbilical cord to his parents is a deal-breaker.

Here's a story on that guy Danny, the guy who is 'behind Danielle's back' for the whole showdown next week.

Classy (and creepy):
http://www.philly.com/inquirer/front_page/92605924.html?viewAll=y

[strummergirl]

Posted: 5/27/10 at 2:30pm

Look who has a book out and check out her claims.

http://jezebel.com/5549232/real-housewives-danielle-staub-hooked-up-with-prince-don-johnson?skyline=true&s=i

[MotorTink]

Posted: 5/30/10 at 1:50pm

Finally saw this week's episode. The car wash Chris is at is where I go to get my car wash and oil changed. How did I not hear about this happening there?? I was so afraid I was going to know the girls when they walked in, but luckily no, lol. Stop invading my towns show! lol

[misschung]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 9:09am

lol Tink!

[blueroses]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 9:17am

Danielle makes Kelly Killoren Bensimon look perfectly sane. What a psycho piece of sh*t. She could have cared less about that baby, and apparently, it was worse than what was shown...the father of the baby claims that she bought along an entourage of at least 25 people (who didn't even pay to get in, and The Brownstone still tried to accomodate them). Who the eff is this broad?

http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/2010/05/real-housewives-danielle-staub-chris-stilianessis-says-she-used-his-babys-illness-for-revenge.html

And, really, I could have gone without knowing that Caroline shaves her face every day.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 9:26am

Danielle is so delusional, it's not even funny. She needs major help. So inappropriate.

Teresa's raising a bunch of spoiled brats AND she let those two ride the 4 wheeler WITHOUT helmets!! Doesn't matter that they only went down the driveway and back. What an ass.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 9:33am

Melania is a Danielle waiting to happen.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 9:37am

Danielle was just itching for a fight!
She is one skanky piece of trash...
I actually don't enjoy watching her anymore because my heart breaks for her two daughters.

Yeah, I could have gone without knowing that Caroline shaves her face, too.

The scene with Jacqueline getting drunk with her daughter's boyfriend's mother made me laugh.

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 10:54am

I had high hopes for Danielle going to the benefit-she officially lost me forever. I thought it would be impossible for Danielle to not make it about her. She really has no idea how she comes across. Especially, when she started going table to table to explain how she was wronged and she was only there "for the baby." What a skank! I don't know why she brought those goons with her and why she dragged poor Christine Ebersole into her mess. hahahaha

I also find it funny how parents practice a "do as I say, not as I did mentality." I mean, here is Jacquelyn getting drunk with her daughter's boyfriend's mother and telling her that she was drinking and messing around at 18, so she worries about her daughter. I mean, Jacquelyn turned out ok, so trust her daugther will. Her daugther seems pretty down to earth actually. She wants to get her a life coach-we saw how well that went for Lynn on OC Housewives. Remember that nutbag "teen whisperer" she hired.

Teresa's children, mainly Gia, are going to have a rough life when reality does not equal childhood. The money spent on these kids is insane. They are so spoiled and never told no. Makes me sad to watch. Teresa gets more fug each time I look at her.

Dina is pretty low key, and I like her. I laughed at Caroline's shaving comment. I think its funny and humanizing. Plus the woman looks great, so obviously she is doing something right. I also respect Caroline for having a real women's body with ample cleavage and full hips and working it and being sexy. She makes no apologies and that is refreshing.

I am still waiting for Albie to come out. :)

[blueroses]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 11:11am

Betty, I know. WTF is it with these Housewives throwing money away on life coaches (Jacqueline), Zen Jen the energist (Dina), "youthologists" (Lynn, whose money would have been better spent on, oh, I don't know, her RENT to avoid eviction) and strange, toothless psychics (NY Sonja). It's a good way to make some extra money, I guess...find a gullible, insecure rich woman, pinpoint her weaknesses and tell her what she wants to hear.
Updated On: 6/1/10 at 11:11 AM

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 11:22am

Rich people are so gullible. Don't forget Jeff Lewis and his "space clearer" who would light sage and then start hacking up a lung from her smoking habit and state it was the "bad energy."

It's almost like rich people forget how to problem solve or cope and they just turn outside of themselves.

[blueroses]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 11:43am

Jeff is a lunatic but I LOVE Jenny and Zoila!

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 11:49am

Looks like Jeff is back for the summer and I can't wait. The Housewives shows have been so depressing. I am in dire need of some Jenny and Zoila. Um, why doesn't Jenny have her own show yet? hahahahaha

[StockardFan]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 12:11pm

OK, my computer was recharging last night while I was watching so I couldn't post about it then. The whole situation with Danielle and that benefit was ridiculous. She brought a bunch of Hell's Angels as bodyguards? What did she think was going to happen? None of the other housewives were even there, and Chris and Al are businessmen. They aren't going to do anything to her at their business for Pete's sake. And none of those losers paid? I thought for sure that Danny guy was going to kick someone's a$$.

Jacqueline and the boyfriend's mom were hilarious.

Theresa's girls are such brats. Gia is one homely little thing. And I, too, couldn't believe she let those girls fly up and down the driveway on that ATV with no helmets on.

[misschung]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 3:57pm

Jacqueline's daughter probably likes it at her boyfriend's house because there is more structure. The mom seems like she runs a tight ship, even though she "partied with the best of them!" Jacqueline is just a doormat.

Did anyone else find it funny that Teresa and Joe gave Gia a mini off-road vehicle and then said "don't drive it through the puddles"? Those kids will grow up to be those soccer moms who drive Hummers back and forth to valet parking.

lol @ Christine Ebersole. She DID look just like her!

totally agree about the whole "self help" thing with life coaches, etc. What about the therapy sessions in NYC prep?

[blueroses]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 4:08pm

OMG. How I miss the spoiled, silly little bastages of NYC Prep. (And we NEVER got a reunion. Did Camille get into Harvard? Did PC get a soul? Whatever happened to MAYTE?)

[blueroses]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 4:57pm

Yay! Jersey photocaps from B-Side blog are up.

http://www.bsideblog.com/2010/06/real-housewives-photocap-psycho-scene-at-the-brownstone/#more-2204

[blueroses]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 5:03pm

“Don’t worry, Danielle. We’re here to cover your back. Because as we all know, the most dangerous people are caterers and valets.”

[StockardFan]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 6:03pm

I forgot all about NYC Prep! I want them to do another season of that - they can just replace the ones that graduated with new a-holes.

[strummergirl]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 6:27pm

I think the whole NYC prep school world basically shut doors to Bravo after that.

I would totally watch NYC Public, however.

[wendilin622]

Posted: 6/1/10 at 6:55pm

Just watched last nights episode....there are simply no words.

And I loved/hated NYC Prep.

[misschung]

Posted: 6/2/10 at 9:10pm

"I had high hopes for Danielle going to the benefit-she officially lost me forever. "

Ditto to that. Were there no seats for any of them, or just the entourage? And I loved when she said "I HAD to come with all those guys so that this wouldn't happen." Um, what? It happened anyway. And what about when she said "as long as the family doesn't get hurt" - what were they going to do, torch the place? Geez.

And I'm also confused - Dina's husband works at the Brownstone? I thought it was just Caroline's husband. So Dina's husband, sister, AND brother-in-law work there?

And I am just watching the part where Caroline admits to shaving her face. What.the.hell.?

[misschung]

Posted: 6/2/10 at 9:10pm

"I had high hopes for Danielle going to the benefit-she officially lost me forever. "

Ditto to that. Were there no seats for any of them, or just the entourage? And I loved when she said "I HAD to come with all those guys so that this wouldn't happen." Um, what? It happened anyway. And what about when she said "as long as the family doesn't get hurt" - what were they going to do, torch the place? Geez.

And I'm also confused - Dina's husband works at the Brownstone? I thought it was just Caroline's husband. So Dina's husband, sister, AND brother-in-law work there?

And I am just watching the part where Caroline admits to shaving her face. What.the.hell.?