Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/07
The NYC parents might be more concerned about the exposure of their kids than NJ. Some of the NJ kids are featured more than others, though.
Danielle is living a little bit too vicariously through her daughter. I felt so bad when her daughter got sick at the end of the show. That would have been me, lol.
Well, and I guess the NYC housewives at least have businesses or professional reputations and ways that they can promote themselves as opposed to "having" to use their children.
I'm also on the Albie is gay bandwagon. Last week his "friend" was on and this week he walks in carrying a cake? In contrast to the other men on this show, I'm pretty sure he's a queen. That makes me happy. Plus, the occassion was kind of a "girls night" with prepping Gia for her Runway show-kinda a queen thing to show up for.
I won't go as far as to say Theresa's kids are ugly, but they are not model quality. Someone (maybe here) said they resemble troll dolls, and I would go along with that. Troll dolls are cute, but not models. Also, Gia's "posturing and posing" runway walk was preposteroulsy bad and she has all these people telling her how good she was. This child will need a lot of therapy when she does not become a model.
Danielle's daughter is stunning, but it is pretty clear that she shuts down emotionally whenever Danielle is present. I think her daughter would be fine if Danielle just backed off, but she will never do that. I agree that Danielle isn't being too bad with her daugther, but her daughter isn't having any of it. If Danielle sticks around, her daughter's career will fizzle as her daugther seems not able to "produce" when Danielle is present.
Someone (maybe here) said they resemble troll dolls, and I would go along with that.
OMG that's what we keep saying! If they had hair that stood straight up they would be a dead ringer!!
Is that troll picture supposed to be Gia? Cause it pretty much looks just like her.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/6/05
tan skin? check. blue eyes? check. flashy outfit? check.... FABULOUUUSSSS!
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
UGGGG for Theresa's kids!!! Especially the Gia "The Diva-in-Training" and her husband with the big boobies...I hated her husband when he was like "Honey, it's a couch...How can I love a Couch? (That would make me gay!)"
BTW, does has anyone done any research as to what "The Book" has said that Danielle has done?
In the Finale she said that she got her named changed and was arrested and that was it.
But then Andy asked her something else and she said she wouldn't answer it. It was basically a "Yes" or "No" Question.
She does not have heels on that baby!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 8/13/09
Nothing says class like leopard print heels on an infant.
Is it just me, or is she sporting some severely smudged eye-liner under her right eye?
It looks that way. I think Teresa dressed the baby up in that ugly outfit to hide the fact that she isn't very cute at all.
Done reasearch??? I read the Whole. F*cking. Thing.
Beverly Merrill (I think was her real name) is just like the current Danielle. But REEEEEEEALLY coked up.
It seems she cut some sort of deal with the Feds to get out of charges relating to 'being in the wrong place at the wrong time.' The impression I got from the book (I didn't retain much cause...well...really, now) was that she was involved in a drug-dealing crowd. It didn't seem like she was some sort of criminal mastermind. Just some crazy-needy coke-head. Kinda like she is today!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/6/05
It looks like a shadow from her hair under her right eye. The heels.. hilarious! I think the baby is cute! Her chubby little cheeks are adorable!
Clearly she is trying to be Suri Cruise.
The baby. Is wearing. Heels. Are you effing kidding me?
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/07
Nothing makes me wretch like a baby in heels.
Ok, that scene in the hospital with Teresa giving birth was a HOOT!
"Waaah. Waaah. It hurts. I love diamonds. Waah"
"OWWWWW!"
"What is it?"
Nurse: "It's a girl"
"WAAAAAH!"
Classic. And then she asks if she can dress the baby up and if her make-up is smudged.
I am still laughing!
And, yet, in all honesty, it's endearing.
In a Jersey Housewives kind of way....
I agree. The scene where Jacqueline brought her son to visit Teresa was ridiculous too. The hats she picked out were ugly.
Oh, Jacqueline. That was not the best way to talk to your daughter about having a life coach. Was this really the first time she has had that talk to her about what to do with her life. They seem like strangers.
Did anybody notice that she has her infant Nicholas wearing an Ed Hardy onesy?
Caroline- I had no idea there was a difference between a strip club and a strip joint. But apparently Chris' idea of car wash + strippers does not hinge on this debate but the kind of girls who are the strippers. Gah, this show.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/23/08
Who needs a f-ing life coach at age 18/19??? All you need to do is tap that ass (in a non-sexual way) and she'll pay attention!
Updated On: 5/25/10 at 12:13 AM
I dunno, while I don't think her daughter is THAT much of a problem, Jacqueline clearly has no control over her, and I think their relationship seems too damaged for that to change on its own. I agree with strummergirl, they seem completely alienated from each other.
I get distracted when the NJHW and Chuck threads are too close together.
Chuck/Chuckie's, easy to understand your distraction.
I know if I had cameras recording my every word/move, conversations of that kind would be very stilted.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
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Is it me, or does Ablie get a liiiiitle bit gayer every week? By the end of the season, he'll be a Cagelle.
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