Real Housewives of New Jersey: SEASON TWO- Page 9

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 6/23/10 at 6:38pm

I just read on Perez Hilton that Elvira, the party planner, was slated to replace Dina, but I guess she's a broke-ass too now and may file for bankruptcy. WTF? Well I guess if Theresa ain't paying her, she gonna be broke.

Maybe old dried-up Christine Ebersole doppelganger Kim G. can join the cast. I'm still having nightmares of her dried up ass on that pole with the thing sticking out. I was waiting for a hip to break.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 6/23/10 at 9:49pm

Danielle's song was creepy to me. At least the performance was.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 6/23/10 at 10:02pm

Why? WHY? Why would people with so much to hide put themselves out there for public scrutiny like this? I just don't get it.

The thing about all the lavish dinners and parties is that I'm fairly sure that Bravo paid the bills for all of it. Is it possible that the Guidice's thought there would be a big enough pay day to get them out of debt?

And although my knowledge of the New York housewives this season is limited to catching part of the reunion show and reading Richard Lawson's recaps on Gawker, can I just say that I just want to bitch-slap all of them. And if I could talk to them briefly I would say: "You went on a freaking reality show. For money. For fame. Drama is the point. You didn't get sent to Fantasy Island to relax and sip umbrella drinks on camera. Bravo sent you there to capture meltdowns...which is why people watch the show. So snap out of it and stop boo-hooing." There. I feel better.

At least the NJ women (except for Danielle) have actual ties to each other. The NY crowd are pretty much a group of faux friends who didn't even know each other before the show (at least they weren't friends, for the most part...) In real life, they'd just stop hanging out with each other. They only have a relationship for the pay check.

And yet, I can't look away...

[Tom1071]

Posted: 6/29/10 at 10:58am

Last night was pretty good but I cannot wait for Monday, May 12th. Danielle is gonna get it.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 6/29/10 at 11:50am

Monday May 12th?

[Tom1071]

Posted: 6/29/10 at 12:43pm

Forgive me...Monday, July 12th. This heat wave has me disoriented.
Updated On: 6/29/10 at 12:43 PM

[StockardFan]

Posted: 6/29/10 at 1:31pm

LOL! I thought the board had morphed into a time warp!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 6/29/10 at 1:32pm

I just assumed they were pulling a Glee.

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 6/29/10 at 1:37pm

This show is spiraling towards self destruction. Danielle is CRAZY! (Dont you EVAH call me crazy!). Howevs, Theresa was totally looking to pick a fight. "Oh, how's your daughter?" YEAH RIGHT!!!! hahahahha.

Geriatric Kim G.(Christine Ebersole) needs to hit the bricks. What a s@#t starter she is. She tries to play a peacemaker for the cameras, but she is totally instigating. I'm still scarred from seeing her thong when she got up on the pole.

That fashion show was a JOKE! Is this 1985? Oversized, off the shoulder sweatshirts cinched with a belt? Snooki models? Oh hell no!!!!!

Kim D. is a drunk mess.

[Tom1071]

Posted: 6/29/10 at 2:16pm

I have a feeling the two Kims are going to be permanent housewives since they've lost Dina.

[LaurenB]

Posted: 7/1/10 at 6:27pm

Danielle: "Don't call me honey."

Theresa: "Is bitch better?"

Can't wait to see how this plays out next week.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 7/2/10 at 5:48am

I've turned away... and turned it off.

I'm done.

[ljay889]

Posted: 7/2/10 at 11:48am

Team Danielle all the way!

Theresa is a total ignorant **** starter. Though I wouldn't be surprised if she was "coached" by the producers to approach Danielle at the party.

Danielle is the entire show. There would be absolutely no show without her. No one is watching to see if Caroline's son will stay in law school.

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 7/2/10 at 11:50am

I'm not watching to see if Albie stays in law school, but I am watching for when they finally let him come out.

[Tom1071]

Posted: 7/13/10 at 8:57am

Anyone watch last night?

The first 20 minutes were pretty amusing...disgraceful but amusing.

"My heels are broken!"

[degrassifan]

Posted: 7/13/10 at 11:17am

OMG!!!! Those women are the most ghettoest women I've ever seen! It was effing ridiculous! I blame Theresa. Why would she say hello in the first place? What good could have come from it? And yes, your house IS in foreclosure!

And didn't Ashley's parents teach her not to get into grown folks business?

Danielle was being effing dramatic, but I did feel sorry for her. She's that one kid on the playground that everyone picks on just because.

One of the Kim's (Danielle's friend) is an instigator and she needs to join the show!! LOL.

They need to get that one random woman from the party who said "This is some f**king bullsh*t", or something like that, on the show!

[StockardFan]

Posted: 7/13/10 at 12:08pm

Theresa instigated the whole thing, but Danielle is still a complete freak show. I hate both of them.

[Tom1071]

Posted: 7/13/10 at 2:09pm

Jacqueline was cracking me up playing with her iPhone while talking to Danielle's spiritualist.

[ColorTheHours048]

Posted: 7/13/10 at 3:05pm

No, no. Not spiritualist. Energist.

[clever name]

Posted: 7/13/10 at 3:59pm

That little brat Ashley is a vile little creature.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 7/13/10 at 9:10pm

Jacqueline made me LOL when she was doing that too. And Ashley is a total brat, yes.

[silversurfer2]

Posted: 7/14/10 at 7:55am

Danielle is the ONLY reason to watch this train wreck---She is super funny and super CRAZY. I LMAO last night watching Theresa chase after Danielle and Danielle's "bodyguard" running for his life! Ashley needs 60 days in jail for battery...she is a spoiled brat and needs to be taught a lesson. I wonder though, how much of this show is REAL or STAGED ! But it was Freakin' funny!
Updated On: 7/14/10 at 07:55 AM

[StockardFan]

Posted: 7/14/10 at 8:02am

I don't feel sorry for Danielle at all. But I'd love to see Ashley go to jail. And I can't wait until Theresa loses the house.

[silversurfer2]

Posted: 7/14/10 at 9:13am

I read somewhere that they are filing bankruptcy to save the house and have amassed a HUGE credit card debt! Danielle will get the last laugh.

[Tom1071]

Posted: 7/14/10 at 3:17pm

Teresa and Joe's credit issue completely explain why Teresa paid $122,000 in cash for the furniture for her house.