You got me. I live in a state that is trying to force clinics to turn over all gynecological records of girls under 16 that have been sexually active. Whether the sexual activity was consensual or not. And they aren't requiring the same to be done with male records.
Seriously, come to Kansas. It's more than just Dorothy and Toto.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"