Say "Hello" to my Evil Twin!- Page 5

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 9:29am

People putting an H sound into the letter combination STR - "shtrive", "shtreet", "shtruggle", etc.

[Kelliexo90]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 9:31am

>>Mindless sheep who wear ugly fashion trends just because they see it on the shelf (or magazine or MTV) with an expensive price tag. Hint: The 70s were the worst fashion era in American history. Why does anyone think it would look better the second time around?

Mindless sheep who think certain pop singers are cool because MTV has a deal to give them more exposure.

Mindless sheep who think MTV is about music.<<




I agree 100%. I hate those stupid freaking leg warmers and ponchos the sell in Abercrombie. Why don't they realize that they're HIDEOUS?!!

And, with the second one, people who think Ashlee Simpson is better than Jessica Simpson. Jessica is clearly the more talented sister.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 9:36am

I wouldn't mind Jessica if I didn't have to look at her while she sings. Sorry, but I much prefer Ashlee as a whole package. Can't believe no one is informing Jessica that she looks like she's seizing when she performs.

[SamIAm]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 9:43am

People putting an H sound into the letter combination STR - "shtrive", "shtreet", "shtruggle", etc.


AAAAHHHHHH -- I AM SO GLAD that someone else notices this. It started about 10 yrs ago (very subtley) and has now become prevalent on TV, radio and all around you. What is THAT about?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 9:55am

Beats me Sham!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 10:41am

SHtar!

[Kelliexo90]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 10:50am

Hahah yeah Jessica does look kind of crazy when she sings, but I think that she is vocally more talented than Ashlee.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 11:09am

Timmyboy says "SH*T" to my dog. Updated On: 8/3/04 at 11:09 AM

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 11:18am

some fresh new rants from Edie!

a)Tonight's The Night-The Music of Rod Stewart-please keep it off shore

b)"funny" "ad-libs" done by "un-funny" "ad-libbers"...please leave it to the pro's..

c)my Mother, just because

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 11:24am

OMG! Edie, you dint jus dis your mamma!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 11:52am

The gutteral splitting of "didn't", "Manhattan", etc.

When taking the shuttle from the airport, the girl working the bus said, "Next stop is Manha' 'en." It doesn't sound cute or cool. It sounds ignorant and trashy.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 11:56am

Try working in Tre-on every day!

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 12:56pm

My evil twin really hates:

People who can't find their wallets, checkbooks at the check out line.

Automated Telephone Menus at Business Numbers

Reality Television

American Idol "Riffing" Singing - Where is the melody?!

Bidders who outbid me at the very last second on Ebay!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 1:03pm

I love you WindyCityActor. I just love you. And not in a stalkerish way. But only because there's a thousand miles between us.

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 1:08pm

What makes you think that I'm not stalking your right now?

I saw you buy those Keebler Grasshopper cookies last night, and slowly eat the entire package one by one.

BWAH HA HA HA!

:)

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 1:11pm

Two Krispy Kreme glazed chocolate cakes. RIGHT before bed. I can't imagine why I couldn't get to sleep last night.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 1:12pm

namo - thank god you're covered by Medicare.

[Caravaggio]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 1:40pm

for people that outbid me on Ebay.

The surest way for an "Oh-where-would-I-Put-it-I-don't-really-have-a-place-for-it-and-I-don't-really-have-the-money-for-it" item to be transformed into a "Ohmygod-My-Life-will-have-lost-all-reason-for-existing-unless-I-get-this-thing-as-soon-as-possible" item is to have it cruelly snatched away from you by some hateful-sonavabitch-who-must-roast-for-all-eternity on Ebay.

WCA: If I sent your new icon to my buddy Wil in L.A. you would know the feeling of being stalked on both coasts!

Updated On: 8/3/04 at 01:40 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 1:42pm

Word, Caravaggio.

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 1:54pm

"WCA: If I sent your new icon to my buddy Wil in L.A. you would know the feeling of being stalked on both coasts!"

Sure, I'm bi-coastal!

[SamIAm]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 2:44pm

The reservation in hell would be in Edie's name for dissing Mom: Edie's Mom of course (who is the alter ego of Eddie's Mom)

More rants:

People who name their children 'apple' or 'sweet pea' (you fill in the blanks with others)

Parents who do not teach their children to behave in theaters, movies or public places but instead think their behavior is cute

Dr. Phil (PUH LEEZ...isn't his 15 min of fame over yet?)

PBS and NPR fund raising - I'll give you any amount of money...just please shut up. I LOVE public broadcasting accessibility but really...can't we find someone to do the fund raising that doesn't make you want to gouge your eyes out with a rusty spoon?

Michael Bolton and Celine Dion

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 2:53pm

I see your Celine, and raise you a Charlotte Church AND an overrated Josh Groban.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 2:53pm

"American Idol "Riffing" Singing - Where is the melody?!"

YES!! Please make it stop! They all sound the same.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 2:55pm

I blame Sarah Brightman for starting this whole 'faux classical' genre. Bocelli drove me insane.

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 8/3/04 at 4:17pm

Hmmm...more things that make my Evil Twin steam:

Internet Forms which tell you that you forgot to fill out one fields, and when you go back they haven't saved any of your information...so you have to start all over again.

Warm Martinis

The Olsen Twins