Say "Hello" to my Evil Twin!- Page 5
Say "Hello" to my Evil Twin!
#100Nina -- Love your grocery store and ATM lobby stuff
Posted: 8/3/04 at 9:29am
People putting an H sound into the letter combination STR - "shtrive", "shtreet", "shtruggle", etc.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Kelliexo90
Broadway Star Joined: 7/17/04
#101Nina -- Love your grocery store and ATM lobby stuff
Posted: 8/3/04 at 9:31am
>>Mindless sheep who wear ugly fashion trends just because they see it on the shelf (or magazine or MTV) with an expensive price tag. Hint: The 70s were the worst fashion era in American history. Why does anyone think it would look better the second time around?
Mindless sheep who think certain pop singers are cool because MTV has a deal to give them more exposure.
Mindless sheep who think MTV is about music.<<
I agree 100%. I hate those stupid freaking leg warmers and ponchos the sell in Abercrombie. Why don't they realize that they're HIDEOUS?!!
And, with the second one, people who think Ashlee Simpson is better than Jessica Simpson. Jessica is clearly the more talented sister.
What is Broadway? A street? Some say it's a street. Some say it is the best street in the world. Others think its terrible. That's the beauty of it, it's terribly beautiful. Some hate it and don't know why. Others love it and don't know why. That's what makes it so wonderful, it's a mystery.
#102Nina -- Love your grocery store and ATM lobby stuff
Posted: 8/3/04 at 9:36amI wouldn't mind Jessica if I didn't have to look at her while she sings. Sorry, but I much prefer Ashlee as a whole package. Can't believe no one is informing Jessica that she looks like she's seizing when she performs.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
SamIAm
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#103SHTREET, SHTRAP, SHTRONG
Posted: 8/3/04 at 9:43am
People putting an H sound into the letter combination STR - "shtrive", "shtreet", "shtruggle", etc.
AAAAHHHHHH -- I AM SO GLAD that someone else notices this. It started about 10 yrs ago (very subtley) and has now become prevalent on TV, radio and all around you. What is THAT about?
"Life is a lesson in humility"
EddieVarley
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/4/04
Kelliexo90
Broadway Star Joined: 7/17/04
#106SHTREET, SHTRAP, SHTRONG
Posted: 8/3/04 at 10:50amHahah yeah Jessica does look kind of crazy when she sings, but I think that she is vocally more talented than Ashlee.
What is Broadway? A street? Some say it's a street. Some say it is the best street in the world. Others think its terrible. That's the beauty of it, it's terribly beautiful. Some hate it and don't know why. Others love it and don't know why. That's what makes it so wonderful, it's a mystery.
Broadway Star Joined: 12/31/69
#107SHTREET, SHTRAP, SHTRONG
Posted: 8/3/04 at 11:09amTimmyboy says "SH*T" to my dog. Updated On: 8/3/04 at 11:09 AM
EddieVarley
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/4/04
#108SHTREET, SHTRAP, SHTRONG
Posted: 8/3/04 at 11:18am
some fresh new rants from Edie!
a)Tonight's The Night-The Music of Rod Stewart-please keep it off shore
b)"funny" "ad-libs" done by "un-funny" "ad-libbers"...please leave it to the pro's..
c)my Mother, just because
#110SHTREET, SHTRAP, SHTRONG
Posted: 8/3/04 at 11:52am
The gutteral splitting of "didn't", "Manhattan", etc.
When taking the shuttle from the airport, the girl working the bus said, "Next stop is Manha' 'en." It doesn't sound cute or cool. It sounds ignorant and trashy.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#112SHTREET, SHTRAP, SHTRONG
Posted: 8/3/04 at 12:56pm
My evil twin really hates:
People who can't find their wallets, checkbooks at the check out line.
Automated Telephone Menus at Business Numbers
Reality Television
American Idol "Riffing" Singing - Where is the melody?!
Bidders who outbid me at the very last second on Ebay!
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#113SHTREET, SHTRAP, SHTRONG
Posted: 8/3/04 at 1:03pmI love you WindyCityActor. I just love you. And not in a stalkerish way. But only because there's a thousand miles between us.
Twitter @NamoInExile
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WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#114SHTREET, SHTRAP, SHTRONG
Posted: 8/3/04 at 1:08pm
What makes you think that I'm not stalking your right now?
I saw you buy those Keebler Grasshopper cookies last night, and slowly eat the entire package one by one.
BWAH HA HA HA!
:)
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#115SHTREET, SHTRAP, SHTRONG
Posted: 8/3/04 at 1:11pmTwo Krispy Kreme glazed chocolate cakes. RIGHT before bed. I can't imagine why I couldn't get to sleep last night.
Twitter @NamoInExile
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Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Caravaggio
Chorus Member Joined: 7/25/04
#117There is a very special place in hell
Posted: 8/3/04 at 1:40pm
for people that outbid me on Ebay.
The surest way for an "Oh-where-would-I-Put-it-I-don't-really-have-a-place-for-it-and-I-don't-really-have-the-money-for-it" item to be transformed into a "Ohmygod-My-Life-will-have-lost-all-reason-for-existing-unless-I-get-this-thing-as-soon-as-possible" item is to have it cruelly snatched away from you by some hateful-sonavabitch-who-must-roast-for-all-eternity on Ebay.
WCA: If I sent your new icon to my buddy Wil in L.A. you would know the feeling of being stalked on both coasts!
I'm happy as long as there are brownies in the green room.
Updated On: 8/3/04 at 01:40 PM
#118There is a very special place in hell
Posted: 8/3/04 at 1:42pmWord, Caravaggio.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#119There is a very special place in hell
Posted: 8/3/04 at 1:54pm
"WCA: If I sent your new icon to my buddy Wil in L.A. you would know the feeling of being stalked on both coasts!"
Sure, I'm bi-coastal!
SamIAm
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#120That very special place in hell
Posted: 8/3/04 at 2:44pm
The reservation in hell would be in Edie's name for dissing Mom: Edie's Mom of course (who is the alter ego of Eddie's Mom)
More rants:
People who name their children 'apple' or 'sweet pea' (you fill in the blanks with others)
Parents who do not teach their children to behave in theaters, movies or public places but instead think their behavior is cute
Dr. Phil (PUH LEEZ...isn't his 15 min of fame over yet?)
PBS and NPR fund raising - I'll give you any amount of money...just please shut up. I LOVE public broadcasting accessibility but really...can't we find someone to do the fund raising that doesn't make you want to gouge your eyes out with a rusty spoon?
Michael Bolton and Celine Dion
"Life is a lesson in humility"
#121That very special place in hell
Posted: 8/3/04 at 2:53pmI see your Celine, and raise you a Charlotte Church AND an overrated Josh Groban.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#122That very special place in hell
Posted: 8/3/04 at 2:53pm
"American Idol "Riffing" Singing - Where is the melody?!"
YES!! Please make it stop! They all sound the same.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#123That very special place in hell
Posted: 8/3/04 at 2:55pmI blame Sarah Brightman for starting this whole 'faux classical' genre. Bocelli drove me insane.
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#124That very special place in hell
Posted: 8/3/04 at 4:17pm
Hmmm...more things that make my Evil Twin steam:
Internet Forms which tell you that you forgot to fill out one fields, and when you go back they haven't saved any of your information...so you have to start all over again.
Warm Martinis
The Olsen Twins
Videos