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#126

That very special place in hell

Posted: 8/3/04 at 5:08pm

Timmyboy can't stand

RESTROOMS ARE ONLY FOR CUSTOMERS signs

cheap toilet paper

Caberet shows at Don't Tell Mamas that start at 11PM. Could just have them start at 11:15 so I can stay at the curtain and NOT run to save my reservation? Not all theaters are on 45th or 46th you know.

#127

That very special place in hell

Posted: 8/3/04 at 7:08pm

Chocolate Bunnies and tempermental divas!

"Why can't you see inside to the man I am?!"

#128

That very special place in hell

Posted: 8/3/04 at 9:18pm

With you on Bocelli, DGrant. For heaven's sake, his voice isn't even consistent within a song!!! And Sarah Brightman - ick. Just - ick.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#129

That very special place in hell

Posted: 8/4/04 at 9:05am

Edie was just thinkin' how much HATRED Edie has for women with bad dye jobs and mullets, who wear sparkled animal logo sweatshirts.

AND don't forget know it all twinks (who also have bad dye jobs) who gab on cell phones while dining alone at Angus McIndoe, most of all when they say things like:

"But, they LOVE me at Telsey!"

NOBODY LOVES YA!

Updated On: 8/4/04 at 09:05 AM

#130

That very special place in hell

Posted: 8/4/04 at 10:20am

Do-rag bandanas on white guys. It's over. Stop wearing them.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#131

That very special place in hell

Posted: 8/4/04 at 10:40am

Edie,

You are dangerously close to picking on chorus boys there!!

AND I LOVE IT!

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#132

That very special place in hell

Posted: 8/4/04 at 10:50am

when roberta says "robbie will be 'playing' the duplex this fall," what exactly does THAT mean??

XING
PED

#133

that very special place in hell

Posted: 8/4/04 at 10:54am

but mr. matt, they keep the sweat out of my eyes while i'm working out...

(am i the only one who hears tony montana speaking this thread's name everytime i look at it on the board?)

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

Updated On: 8/4/04 at 10:54 AM

#134

that very special place in hell

Posted: 8/4/04 at 10:55am

roberta means that her twin brother, the delicious, the delectable, the defiant robbiej, will premiere (to the public at least) his evening of song at the duplex sometime in the fall.

he's in negotiations now!

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#135

that very special place in hell

Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:03am

Edie don't like many one person shows, but Edie LOVED robbiej's "Birthday Cabaretapalooza" simply inspired....

Unlike the one were I saw the girl sing nothing but songs from the b-sides of singles from the 80's....deadly!

#136

that very special place in hell

Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:07am

Sorry papa, but sweaty heads and bloodshot eyes are WAY more attractive than Aunt Jemimah do-rags on white guys. It's too 90s garage-band. A friend of mine used to say, "But I can pull it off!" If you have to say that, then you can't.

Ok, if you wear it only in the presence of other straight guys in do-rags (I'm feeling nauseous now), and only in a gym or 90s garage-band scenario, then it MIGHT be permissable, but I will need a 360 photo portfolio of each space in which the do-rag could be exposed and a complete dossier of those who could possibly witness the do-rag.

It's for your own good, papa. I wouldn't do it if I didn't care.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#137

that very special place in hell

Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:08am

My evil twin would like to reserve a special place in hell for the phony-ass posters who insist on creating little do-goody, granola-crunching, Kumbaya-wailing, feel good threads in the place of this one and the Kiss-My-Ass one.

Who is your favorite poster?
Who would you invite for dinner?
Who do you miss the most?
WHO CARES?

Boo-freakin'-hoo. Let us have our fun little posts about life's little annoyances without making us feel like street Nazis for venting.

Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.

#138

that very special place in hell

Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:11am

matt, i fear that when i say that it's the ymca i will lose any chance of doo rag privileges.

as such, i would here petition for a suggestion that might keep my eyes from being blinded by the profusion of acidic sweat that pours from my head like a geyser...that and my hair bounces into my eyeballs usually leading to an abortive attempt at recovery which ineveitably leads to a stumble on the treadmill and a horribly embarrassing scene.

help me obi wan matt, you're my only hope.

#139

that very special place in hell

Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:15am

Paula hates street nazi's and all those multi-hued, varietal shapes of Peeps. Peeps should be peeplike,not bunnies and hearts and witches.

#140

that very special place in hell

Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:23am

and M & M should not be black and white.

Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.

#141

that very special place in hell

Posted: 8/4/04 at 6:08pm

Peeps rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#142

that very special place in hell

Posted: 8/4/04 at 6:26pm

offoffbwaystagemanager hates student rush lines for Broadway shows (off off broadway rush lines are ok), Equity Principal Auditions, Equity Chorus Calls, auditions in general, stage managing, and dogs who keep pooping on the couch.
But he does love karaoke.

#143

that very special place in hell

Posted: 8/5/04 at 8:27am

The man who put butter on my bagel, instead of cream cheese this morning.

#144

that very special place in hell

Posted: 8/5/04 at 8:37am

Sacrilege!

#145

I HATE You Deeply.....

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:05am

The man who demands you take the free yet worthless papers like AMNew York and Metro....

and Goel Jrey

#146

I HATE You Deeply.....

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:15am

Yeah I hate those guys pushing their free papers in my face when I'm trying to get by...also the people who have to WALK up the narrow subway escalators so you have to move to let them all go. If there's one place that should be stress-free in the a.m., shouldn't it be a damn escalator??

Whew. Thanks.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#147

I HATE You Deeply.....

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:49am

Let's not forget the always enjoyable Headwound Hank on the 1/9 trains, his skull/scalp is like a deli buffet!

#148

I HATE You Deeply.....

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:52am

I'm so glad I decided to skip breakfast this morning after reading that post, pumpkin. The image is disgusting.

#149

I HATE You Deeply.....

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:54am

you should see it up close, it's like a newly discovered Picasso!

#150

I HATE You Deeply.....

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:57am

Ok Varley, you're really making me sick. I'm going to have to stop reading this thread.

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