Edie...yours are good but I have to ask:
Why does a dumbo handing out these papers for a men's suit and clothing store, hand one to ME on the street corner? Oh, right...I'll rush right over there and buy my husband a suit without him with me to try it on.
Get a clue!
Also hate websites that promise to send you the password you forgot via email and then NEVER do.
Tourists who walk in groups of 4-6 across the whole damn sidewalk during rush hour.
Dumbo tourists who stand in the middle of 5th Avenue to get a wide shot of St Pat's (YES...I've seen it happen) and nearly get hit by a car.
"Life is a lesson in humility"