Say "Hello" to my Evil Twin!- Page 3

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 2:58pm

Ahh, the gay summer ensemble ... capri pants, too tight sleeveless tee and flip flops. Not cute on twenty and certainly not hot on 45+

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 3:02pm

or the platinum blond 67 year old who was wearing that very ensemble on W 21 St yesterday!

HATE HIM!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 3:02pm

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 3:11pm

Video buddy booth rules, I can't follow them all!

That is Edie talking, just to clarify.

[Nina]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 3:29pm

Unfortuantely, Nina is the evil twin and she hates:

people who walk into a bank vestibule, see two ATM's and a line at only one and ask "Is that oen broken?" I usally say "No, we all just like standing in line" or "NO! None of us thought of using that one."

when, after standing in line at Dunkin Donuts for twenty minutes, the person in front of me gets to the counter and only then starts to think about what they want.

people who stand in the checkout line at the supermarket and wait until everything is rung up then decdie they have to look through pockets and purses to find money, credit cards checks, whatever. Did they not realize that would have to pay? Did they not know it would make life easier on everyone if they had searched for this stuff while waiting in line?

couple who have to sit on the same side of a booth in a restaurant when it's just the two of them.

Updated On: 8/2/04 at 03:29 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 3:31pm

Elderly/retired people who decide the hours between 12:00 and 2:00 p.m. are the ideal times for them to go to the bank, drugstore, etc.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 3:54pm

Nina, I also love the people who have to fish every freakin' little nickel and penny out of their pocket to give exact change.

How much?... $4.18?... okay, here's five - BUT I HAVE THE CHANGE!... here's a nickel, no that's a quarter...hold on... here's a dime and a penny...here's another penny...oh, it's Canadian? sorry....I think I have a dime.

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggh

Updated On: 8/2/04 at 03:54 PM

[Phantom2]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:00pm

Phantom2 doesn't have a twin. He is 5 people in 1. Let's just say, it's like The Phantom 5! We are all fabulous. Phantom2 is the ring leader though, plus the one with the best ass in the troup!! HAHA

Updated On: 8/2/04 at 04:00 PM

[Nina]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:07pm

Little Phantom, pumpkin, what the hell does your ass have to do with anything?

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:08pm

Since it belongs to me, I think you should direct that question over here.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:09pm

That's a very good question especially since Cucumbers don't have asses.

[jacobtsf]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:13pm

people who presume you are something you are not just beacause you are an actor
people who won't push their chair in so you can get through with a full tray of extremely hot food
people who after you say hello go hello mrs.--------- to which you respond, no i'm her son
people who have no respect for broadway
and the thing i hate the most, the one thing that has ruined the morals and ethics of this country...velveeta cheese




sorry I meant to say BUSH (BLAHHHHHH)

Updated On: 8/2/04 at 04:13 PM

[Phantom2]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:14pm

Huh?

[Nina]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:24pm

Phantom pumpkin, are you confused? The post to which you answered "HUH?" that's what's known as staying within the topic and not trying to make it about horney little you.

[jacobtsf]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:28pm

Thanks Nina

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:31pm

Actually Nina, he was huh-ing at my statement that his ass belongs to me.

I'm after him. He knows it. Now you know it, too.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:32pm

Cucumbers do not have a sex drive so I have no idea what you are talking about.

Updated On: 8/2/04 at 04:32 PM

[Nina]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:33pm

Shame on you Zola. I thought we had the start of something special between us.

Besides that, isn't he just a tad youngish?

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:34pm

Mindless sheep who wear ugly fashion trends just because they see it on the shelf (or magazine or MTV) with an expensive price tag. Hint: The 70s were the worst fashion era in American history. Why does anyone think it would look better the second time around?

Mindless sheep who think certain pop singers are cool because MTV has a deal to give them more exposure.

Mindless sheep who think MTV is about music.

Post-89 MTV.

Post-89 SNL.

Movie based on SNL sketches. Funny for 5 minutes? Possibly. Funny for 2 hours? No.

Mindless sheep who follow the grooming habits trends of porn stars thinking it is sexy.

People who walk in front of cars and stop traffic just because they want to.

Cars that run red lights only to block traffic in the intersection (huge problem in Chicago).

Children under five in theatres or cinemas (the reason VCRs and DVDs exist).

People who talk during any kind of performance.

Plastic shopping bags at outdoor symphonic concerts.

The stuff that Nina hates. You hit the nail on the head, honey! If I go to McDonald's, wait in line for 10 minutes, the person in front of me always gets to the register and says, "Okaaaayyyy.....what do I waaaaaaaaaannnnt?", like they have no idea what McDonald's serves and has failed to notice the menus placed at a convenient height that can be read from 50 feet away for the last 10 minutes.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:35pm

P2 too young? Not at all. He's just right. All over.

Now, are you a one-man woman, Nina?

[Nina]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:37pm

Do you mean one man at a time?
I'm too much for any one man to handle.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:54pm

Years ago, a guy said that to me on-line and it turned out he meant he weighed 350 pounds. He was right.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:54pm

I'm a big boy!

[robbiej]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:56pm

Depends on what you mean by big, right Phanty?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 8/2/04 at 4:56pm

they usually do, zola, they usually do.