Say "Hello" to my Evil Twin!
Say "Hello" to my Evil Twin!
EddieVarley
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/4/04
#0Say "Hello" to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:26am
This thread is a place to say,um.. chat about things you really dislike, BUT, because we have all embraced the positive, let your evil twin do da tawkin'...
My evil twin is Edie Varly and these are some of HIS pet peeves, not mine of course 'cause I'm sweet as sugar!
1)musicals about witches
2) low rise boot cut jeans
2.5)my ass in low rise boot cut jeans
3)haughty second stringers who act as if they are curing the worlds ills just because they wear something tight and sing *slightly* on key..just sayin'...
4)"tween" rational that musicals about witches ROCKS4EVA!
Thank you, Edie feels much better!
#1re: Say 'Hello' to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:28am
I think I'm in love...
1. Moderately (or less)-talented celebs who get starring roles because they're famous while lesser-named fabulous talents sit home watching their quiet phone.
2. Posters who believe theater wasn't invented until 1998 or so.
3. Having to work for a living.
#2re: say 'hello' to my evil twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:29ameddie, edie's #3 is dancing awfully close to my comfort zone...or at least my lust zone. thank god it's only your evil twin.
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FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#3re: Say 'Hello' to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:29amI for one have missed that peppery part of your personality, Eddie. I mean, Edie.
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#4re: Say 'Hello' to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:29am
Well hello.
My name is RobertaJ.
People who wax their eyebrows to the point of looking constantly surprised need to be sent to rehab.
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#5re: Say 'Hello' to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:33am
Ya know what Roberta also hates?
Jeans that don't show off the package.
RobbieJ doesn't have that problem...but he's seen that unfortunate affliction around and about at some recent concerts.
#6re: Say 'Hello' to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:36amPaula gives a shout out to her gal pal Edie, but will never give up her low rise boot cuts 'cause they just make her crack look way to hot.
EddieVarley
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/4/04
#7re: Say 'Hello' to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:36amEdie feels WELCOME....and as bursting as a boil regarding all the friggin' CSI's..what's next?! CSI-Scranton PA?
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#8re: Say 'Hello' to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:36amI was kinda hopin' that this marked the return of Sheekala.
#9re: Say 'Hello' to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:38amLaw and Order: Special Nose Pickers Division
#10re: Say 'Hello' to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:42amPaula's last nerve is about to be plucked if she sees one more t'ween wearing the same clothes that she wore in 1975 and thinking they'z like way too trendy.
EddieVarley
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/4/04
#11re: Say 'Hello' to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:42am
Edie has coffee with Sheekala every morning...
5)musicals about witches where the witches are really cool and rockin' and fly and sing and ROCK, and ROCK..an.....are witches!
#12re: Say 'Hello' to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:43am
BRJ_raptor is sick and tired of so many things that he will have to clear his foggy head and return with a few examples subsequently.
KILL KILL KILL!
#13re: Say 'Hello' to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:44amWait - there's a musical about witches who rock and fly and sing???? OMG. Where do I get tickets????
EddieVarley
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/4/04
#14re: Say 'Hello' to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:49am"classics" that ain't...and that goes for the usual suspects who perform them!
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Joined: 12/31/69
#15re: Say 'Hello' to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:49amDGress is tired of people who have an opinion without knowledge - and judgement in general.
TorontoBoy
Featured Actor Joined: 6/24/04
#16re: Say 'Hello' to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 11:51am
You cant get tickets Rath, its sold out forever.........
Try the lotto..
AND........rumor has it BBOOBs is Galinda.
I am like so psyched!! I think I know her.
SamIAm
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#17Otherwise known as the 'pet peeve' thread
Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:09pm
Okay, theater related only (cuz there are so many others that I couldn't even fit them in this thread)
People who smugly report that Sondheim is washed up
The recent trend of putting 70's TV series, movies and comic books to music
The overly technical (rock em, sock em) staging of most shows that overwhelms the actual production and acting
Theater critics who don't know a thing about theater
...and just a few non-theater related because I couldn't resist:
The dumbing down of America as witnessed by anchor people, journalists, and politicians who can barely use the language in a coherent fashion AND by the recent popularity of reality programs that even now creeps into what used to be known as 'documentaries'
People who wear thongs and really shouldn't and guys in speedos who really shouldn't be, and women in bikinis who really shouldn't be
Fashionistas who report on and criticize celebrity clothing (go die somewhere, please)
Dyed poodles
People who insist on talking on cell phones in hospitals, churches and theaters AND on trains...AND next to me on the street (yes, Sylvia we CAN hear you discussing the size of your boyfriend's penis)
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#18re: Say 'Hello' to my Evil Twin!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:10pm
My pet peeves:
Overamplification and sound-enhancement to mask the fact that the singer can't belt.
White guys approaching middle age who wear baseball caps backwards (or worse sideways!), let their underwear band stick out behind drooping jeans, walk around with colossal untied sneakers and say things like "dawg."
Gay guys of any age who call each other "dude."
Trolls in the gym with little bitty ding-a-lings and smaller muscles who never leave the shower area.
#19Otherwise known as the 'pet peeve' thread
Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:10pmSam, I'm swooning with desire for you.
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#20Otherwise known as the 'pet peeve' thread
Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:14pmSam's a chick. FYI
#21Otherwise known as the 'pet peeve' thread
Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:16pmPERFECT. :)
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#22Otherwise known as the 'pet peeve' thread
Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:16pmOops. The L word.
EddieVarley
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/4/04
#23Otherwise known as the 'pet peeve' thread
Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:17pm
Edie might not like much, but Edie LOVE SamIAm!
Back to bitch-o-rama...
Straight actors who play gay, but make a point in saying how un-gay they really are at every turn, yet really ARE gay, spending most of their time in the basement of the Unicorn bookstore wearing nothing but a trucker's cap and a smile...
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#24Otherwise known as the 'pet peeve' thread
Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:19pm
Not that YOU'VE ever been there, Edie.
Or you, Xx x Xxx.
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