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#76

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:07pm

"Years ago, a guy said that to me on-line and it turned out he meant he weighed 350 pounds"

Don't even insinuate such a thing about me. I'm in very good shape, a dancers body with not an ounce of extra fat and I'm still a whole lot of woman.

#77

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:09pm

Oh Lord have mercy! I was not insinuating that about you, darling Nina.

(Ask them, I don't insinuate around here: I just come right out and say it.)

Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.

#78

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:10pm

did she say insinuate or inseminate? i have a hearing inf*cktion.

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#79

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:14pm

Girls in one corner, boys in the other corner. Ugh!

"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#80

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:16pm

And where would that leave you, dear?

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#81

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:17pm

Papi, you make Nina tingle with talk like that.
By the way pumpkin, I sent you and Mrs Mambo an evite to the party this weekend. You haven't responded yet. Make sure to RSVP so I can get your name on the guest list. My email is included.

#82

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:24pm

heh, heh, see what happens when you're actualy asked to do work while trying to play online?

check your mail, dahlink, i wrote up an rsvp and it's been sitting behind my other windows waiting to be sent all day. mea culpa.

needless to say, we're breathless with anticipation (mrs. mambo's been calling with ideas for new outfits off and on all day). this could be a long week!

#83

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:24pm

I'm with the boys, dear!

#84

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:26pm

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#85

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:33pm

Let's get back on topic here. Another thing I hate is when someone comes into a thread and turns it completely around into something different.

#86

baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and georgie bush

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:38pm

i, i mean my intolerant alter ego papaslivelimbo, hates it when you're in a line and the person beign served realizes that they do not have something necessary to make their transaction (id, money, what have you) and instead of meekly turning away and slinking off like the bonehead that they are, they instead stand and bluster at the person behind the counter and accomplish nothing save making the rest of the people in line have to wait that much longer.

#87

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:38pm

You think I turn threads into something they shouldn't be?

Screw off, Nina.

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#88

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:39pm

No robbie, I wasn't referring to you.

#89

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:42pm

Still.

You're way too new hear to be that snarky.

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#90

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:42pm

it's not you, robbie. it's me. i can't control this power i have. all i have to do is post one comment in a thread and poof! it's nothing but sex and candy! lord knows i've tried to control this but it seems beyond my meager capacities as a human. i'll just have to learn to live with the shame...and the stickiness.

#91

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:51pm

It's not you Papa. I think someone just got up on the wrong side of the kennel this morning.

#92

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:53pm

i hope that doesn't mean that the stickiness is out of the question, though?

#93

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:53pm

That's right, Nina.

And that makes me a bitch.

And a bitch with a d*ck is worse than one with a vagina any day. So watch it.

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#94

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 5:55pm

so this means robbie is not short for roberta? i didn't mention the moustache at the concert because i worried that you might be sensitive about it. now it all makes sense.

#95

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/2/04 at 6:03pm

I like when boy bitches get mad. There's something sexy about that. Now I see what Sueleen meant when she said RobbieJ put the fire in Fire Island. I love en fuego bitchy queens.

#96

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/3/04 at 7:38am

The woman ordering the bacon, egg and cheese in front of me this morning, she was doing the "Hustle" as she waited for her sandwhich.

Not a pretty sight at 6:45AM

#97

george bush, atms and other sundries

Posted: 8/3/04 at 8:22am

Paula hates weddings where they play "The Chicken Dance", "The Bristol Stomp", "The Electric Slide", and "The Macarana.

#98

AIIIEEEEEE

Posted: 8/3/04 at 9:06am

Gee, Edie, thanks for that horrid image...and one I could ill afford this early in the morning.

A 60 something guy with dyed platinum hair and capris? All I can say is...well, I just can't say ANYTHING...

"Life is a lesson in humility"

#99

Nina -- Love your grocery store and ATM lobby stuff

Posted: 8/3/04 at 9:13am

Grocery lines, ATM lobbies, Coffee shops...all seem to be great places to watch clueless people live their lives. Here are a few more that are language related:

People who insert 'ya know' or 'um' into every sentence.

People who say 'axe' instead of 'ask'

The phrase 'alls I know'

Journalists who can't put a sentence together

Presidents who misuse words and mispronounce words

"Life is a lesson in humility"

#100

My little list

Posted: 8/3/04 at 9:27am

Subway musicians. Without exception, they are ear-piercingly loud. Almost without exception, they suck.

Double-wide baby carriages. Just as bad as as group of people that hog the street so no one can pass.

I'm happy as long as there are brownies in the green room.

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