"Years ago, a guy said that to me on-line and it turned out he meant he weighed 350 pounds"
Don't even insinuate such a thing about me. I'm in very good shape, a dancers body with not an ounce of extra fat and I'm still a whole lot of woman.
Oh Lord have mercy! I was not insinuating that about you, darling Nina.
(Ask them, I don't insinuate around here: I just come right out and say it.)
did she say insinuate or inseminate? i have a hearing inf*cktion.
Girls in one corner, boys in the other corner. Ugh!
And where would that leave you, dear?
Papi, you make Nina tingle with talk like that.
By the way pumpkin, I sent you and Mrs Mambo an evite to the party this weekend. You haven't responded yet. Make sure to RSVP so I can get your name on the guest list. My email is included.
heh, heh, see what happens when you're actualy asked to do work while trying to play online?
check your mail, dahlink, i wrote up an rsvp and it's been sitting behind my other windows waiting to be sent all day. mea culpa.
needless to say, we're breathless with anticipation (mrs. mambo's been calling with ideas for new outfits off and on all day). this could be a long week!
I'm with the boys, dear!
Let's get back on topic here. Another thing I hate is when someone comes into a thread and turns it completely around into something different.
i, i mean my intolerant alter ego papaslivelimbo, hates it when you're in a line and the person beign served realizes that they do not have something necessary to make their transaction (id, money, what have you) and instead of meekly turning away and slinking off like the bonehead that they are, they instead stand and bluster at the person behind the counter and accomplish nothing save making the rest of the people in line have to wait that much longer.
You think I turn threads into something they shouldn't be?
Screw off, Nina.
No robbie, I wasn't referring to you.
Still.
You're way too new hear to be that snarky.
it's not you, robbie. it's me. i can't control this power i have. all i have to do is post one comment in a thread and poof! it's nothing but sex and candy! lord knows i've tried to control this but it seems beyond my meager capacities as a human. i'll just have to learn to live with the shame...and the stickiness.
It's not you Papa. I think someone just got up on the wrong side of the kennel this morning.
i hope that doesn't mean that the stickiness is out of the question, though?
That's right, Nina.
And that makes me a bitch.
And a bitch with a d*ck is worse than one with a vagina any day. So watch it.
so this means robbie is not short for roberta? i didn't mention the moustache at the concert because i worried that you might be sensitive about it. now it all makes sense.
I like when boy bitches get mad. There's something sexy about that. Now I see what Sueleen meant when she said RobbieJ put the fire in Fire Island. I love en fuego bitchy queens.
The woman ordering the bacon, egg and cheese in front of me this morning, she was doing the "Hustle" as she waited for her sandwhich.
Not a pretty sight at 6:45AM
Paula hates weddings where they play "The Chicken Dance", "The Bristol Stomp", "The Electric Slide", and "The Macarana.
Gee, Edie, thanks for that horrid image...and one I could ill afford this early in the morning.
A 60 something guy with dyed platinum hair and capris? All I can say is...well, I just can't say ANYTHING...
Grocery lines, ATM lobbies, Coffee shops...all seem to be great places to watch clueless people live their lives. Here are a few more that are language related:
People who insert 'ya know' or 'um' into every sentence.
People who say 'axe' instead of 'ask'
The phrase 'alls I know'
Journalists who can't put a sentence together
Presidents who misuse words and mispronounce words
Subway musicians. Without exception, they are ear-piercingly loud. Almost without exception, they suck.
Double-wide baby carriages. Just as bad as as group of people that hog the street so no one can pass.
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