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#26

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 12:08pm

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!

#27

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 12:10pm

All together now:

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Okay, which song next?

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#28

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 12:11pm

How about this...

How do you do
I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#29

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 1:17pm

Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#30

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 1:18pm

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#31

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:33pm

I'm glad we caught you at home
Ah - could we use your phone
We're both in a bit of a hurry
We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#32

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:35pm

Well, you got caught with a flat,
Well how 'bout that
Well, babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem all right
I'll get you a satanic mechanic

"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

Updated On: 10/31/05 at 02:35 PM

#33

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:39pm

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#34

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:41pm

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From transexual
Transylvania

So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with anticipation
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause but not the symptom

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#35

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:47pm

Edit -

Ignore Please

Updated On: 10/31/05 at 02:47 PM

#36

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:49pm

you want, we're doing them in order, dear...sword of damocles is next......

The Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's
Going to be cutting the thread
Oh woe is me - my life is a misery
Oh can't you see that I'm at the start
Of a pretty big downer
I woke up this morning with a start when
I fell out of the bed.

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#37

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:50pm

edit - oops, songs were switched...

That ain't no crime...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 10/31/05 at 02:50 PM

#38

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:55pm

Sorry - bad Deb

#39

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:56pm

And left from my dreaming was a feeling
of unamiable dread.

That ain't no crime.

My high is low - I'm dressed up with no place
To go and all I know is I'm at the
start of a pretty big downer.

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#40

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:57pm

Oh, Rocky!

Sha la la la
That ain't no crime

Oh no no no

Sha la la la
That ain't no crime

Oh no no no

Oh, my baby!

Sha la la la
That ain't no crime
That ain't no crime

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#41

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 4:20pm

I can make you a Man.

A weakling weighing 98lbs
Gets sand in his face when kicked to the ground
His girl splits on him
And soon in the gym
The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause
Will make him glisten and gleam

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#42

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 8:30pm

and now to end this....

Science Fiction - Double Feature
Frank has built and lost his creature
Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet
The servants gone to a distant planet
Oh - at The Late Night Double Feature
Picture Show - I want to go - Ohh -
To The Late Night Double Feature Picture Show.

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#43

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 10:32pm

Why.... why are we ending it??? You skipped right to the end!!! And because I was out with my little cousin trick-or-treating I missed it all! Dammit!

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

#44

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 11:07pm

Let's go back and keep playing! I don't want it to end...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#45

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 10/31/05 at 11:45pm

Whatever happened to Saturday night when you dressed up sharp and felt alright?
Don't seem the same since cosmic light came into my life
I thought I was divine
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go and listen to the music on the radio
My saxaphone was blowing on the rock-n-roll show
Climbed in the backseat -- really had a good time!

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

#46

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 11/1/05 at 12:21am

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.

My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine

Who's stoned? I am merely travelling incognito.

#47

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 11/1/05 at 12:25am

Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song
With your arms around your girl you try to sing along
It felt pretty good!
You really had a good time

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

#48

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 11/1/05 at 9:34am

ok, it's back on! I just figured everyone was bored, and was over it...so let's continue!

I can make you a man. reprise

But a deltoid and a bicep
A hot groin and a tricep
Makes me shake
Makes me want to take
Charles Atlas by the hand.

In just seven days I can make you a man

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#49

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 11/1/05 at 9:36am

Oh, baby
I can make you a man

I don't want no dissension
Just dynamic tension

I'm a muscle fan

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#50

re: Science Fiction-Double Feature

Posted: 11/1/05 at 9:52am

In just seven days I can make you a man.

Dig it if you can

In just seven days I can make you a man.

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

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